turtlespeed 212 #1 May 21, 2008 . . . tell a person that they need to go away.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #2 May 21, 2008 Whats wrong with "Fuck off"?Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #3 May 21, 2008 QuoteWhats wrong with "Fuck off"? It lacks imaginationa nd style.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #4 May 21, 2008 What gender? With you. we need to askYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 May 21, 2008 Quote What gender? With you. we need to ask Unisex . . . like you.Oh wait - that is SOLO sex . . . My bad - but yeah - UnisexI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #6 May 21, 2008 I tried solo sex, but my hand just rolled over and went to sleep.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 232 #7 May 21, 2008 1. "Hey, let's go grab a coffee. Oh, wait I already have one. Well, go on without me." 2. 5 others in room. "Ok, I need everyone to leave except for you, you, you, and you." 3. "I fucked your mother, did you know that?" 4. Pick up phone (without it ringing). "Oh hi, mom." Turn back on person. 5. Have secret TM code set up with receptionist to call (Dick) to front desk. Example of TM: SAVE ME (ME) or SAVE ME (Dick H.)"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #8 May 21, 2008 "I'm gonna hurt you..." Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #9 May 21, 2008 "Excuse me" (=style), I'll tell you this once, like I did to the giant rabbit yesterday (=imagination)..... FUCK OFF!!. Is that better? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #10 May 21, 2008 Its not you, its me I'm sorry but it just has to be this wayBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #11 May 21, 2008 If it's in an office - and they are in the room with you, pick up the phone and use the overhead intercom to page them to somewhere else. ""John Doe, Please report to room 101." If it's with a group - "Excuse me, I need to talk privately with everyone else." Or... there's always the really inventive way - being a mature adult and telling them "I really don't like your company. Please leave." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 May 21, 2008 Quote Its not you, its me I'm sorry but it just has to be this way Wait - that's what you said at the Farm . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #13 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote Its not you, its me I'm sorry but it just has to be this way Wait - that's what you said at the Farm . . . Really, I was just going off what people have said to ME.Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #14 May 21, 2008 Do what I do- Fart in their face and don't shave your legs. If you guys are doing it call someone else's name. Say you are gay. Wait- you have to tell us what circumstance this is. I can go on and on....Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Its not you, its me I'm sorry but it just has to be this way Wait - that's what you said at the Farm . . . Really, I was just going off what people have said to ME. No . . . Not really.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #16 May 21, 2008 QuoteDo what I do- Fart in their face and don't shave your legs. If you guys are doing it call someone else's name. Say you are gay. Wait- you have to tell us what circumstance this is. I can go on and on.... Well there is this dominatrix . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yamtx73 0 #17 May 21, 2008 I'm sorry, I need to step out and find a better class of people to hang out with....The only naturals in this sport shit thru feathers... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 May 21, 2008 Hey, I'm glad you got the opportunity to see me today, but your turn is up. If you'd like, I can schedule you some recurring appointments, say the fifth Sunday of every February? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #19 May 21, 2008 I've come to the realization that time spent with you doesn't improve my life in any wayYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewEckhardt 0 #20 May 21, 2008 QuoteWhats wrong with "Fuck off"? It's not as colorful as "Eat pus oozing syphillitic donky dick and die!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #21 May 21, 2008 Did you fuck her in the ass?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #22 May 22, 2008 Quote . . . tell a person that they need to go away. How about, I can't miss you if your not GONE! Or HOLD PLEASE... and never come back. Or just tell them you love them. Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #23 May 22, 2008 Quote . . . tell a person that they need to go away. Tell them that you are decorating your room and you would really appreciate it if they nipped down the loacal DIY (Hardware) store and get you a 'Long Weight'. And make sure that they don't come back without one. BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #24 May 22, 2008 Tell me who it is.... I'm pretty good at making people go away! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #25 May 22, 2008 If that person posts here you have found your way. Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
