Shotgun 1 #1 July 9, 2008 The guys just left from installing our new windows, and I go upstairs to check them out.... And one of them has a big smudge on it.... And on close inspection, it's obviously a bird print. I don't see any dead birds laying around, so I guess the little fellow was OK. Tried to get a good picture . . . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #2 July 9, 2008 That's pretty cool-It's almost a shame to wash that off.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #3 July 9, 2008 wow thats pretty cool, but the poor bird that had to hurt cucko for coco puffs (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #4 July 9, 2008 You must use windex. You can almost see the o shit on it's face.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #5 July 9, 2008 Quote It's almost a shame to wash that off. Maybe I'll leave it there as a warning to other birds. I guess they're not used to us having clean windows around here. And yeah, it does look like it must have hurt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 July 9, 2008 Did you hear about the couple that got putty confused with vasoline? Their windows fell out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 July 9, 2008 Quote Did you hear about the couple that got putty confused with vasoline? Their windows fell out. That would really suck if they were doing a sex act while leaning against the window. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #8 July 9, 2008 Quote You must use windex. Or I must have had brand new windows installed just a few hours ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #9 July 9, 2008 We get bird stikes from those stupid doves all the time in our windows... I swear those birds are the most stupid creatures I've come accross...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #10 July 9, 2008 QuoteWe get bird stikes from those stupid doves all the time in our windows... I swear those birds are the most stupid creatures I've come accross... That's probably what it was, because we have tons of those around here, and it looks like it was a bird about that size. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #11 July 9, 2008 Reminds me of the Virgin Mary 'sightings' in windows, etc. Hey, I bet you could charge admission if you advertised! ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #12 July 9, 2008 At first glance, it looks like a flattened owl. But it's probably impossible to know. Dirty bird Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #13 July 9, 2008 Quote Reminds me of the Virgin Mary 'sightings' in windows, etc. Hey, I bet you could charge admission if you advertised! Yeah, maybe I should put up a sign at Elsinore and Perris..... Oh wait, I don't want to let any of those filthy skydivers into my house. And riddler: I was thinking the same thing... "Man, that bird was dirty." And cocheese: Maybe if I was stoned that joke would have been funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aresye 0 #14 July 9, 2008 You've got the perfect picture, now you just have to add, "OWNED!" for a caption.Skydiving: You either learn from other's mistakes, or they'll learn from yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NtheSeaOrSky 0 #15 July 9, 2008 it left its own chalk outline! edited to add info: usually the window strikes just stun them and they are ok to fly off after a while...or...it became lunch for a passing cat or other opportunistic feeder.Life is not fair and there are no guarantees... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #16 July 10, 2008 Used to get them all the time in LA. Mourning doves aren't the brightest. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #17 July 10, 2008 Quote Used to get them all the time in LA. Mourning doves aren't the brightest. They sure are cute though. There is a pair nesting in the middle of the student area at Elsinore. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #18 July 10, 2008 Quote Quote Used to get them all the time in LA. Mourning doves aren't the brightest. They sure are cute though. There is a pair nesting in the middle of the student area at Elsinore. Perfect accuracy target!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #19 July 10, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Used to get them all the time in LA. Mourning doves aren't the brightest. They sure are cute though. There is a pair nesting in the middle of the student area at Elsinore. Perfect accuracy target! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #20 July 10, 2008 Quote that had to hurt That which does not kill us just makes us whimper like little schoolgirlsYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #21 July 10, 2008 Quote You've got the perfect picture, now you just have to add, "OWNED!" PWNED! for a caption. There fixed it for ya."Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aresye 0 #22 July 10, 2008 Can't believe "pwned" is out of the gaming world, and become a part of regular culture. Soon another word to be added to the dictionary. Pwned (poned) - See "Owned"Skydiving: You either learn from other's mistakes, or they'll learn from yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harris 0 #23 July 10, 2008 Motivational poster style! Take risks not to to escape life, but to prevent life from escaping. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #24 July 10, 2008 Thanks. That's funny. And I'll have to admit, I had to look up "pwned" at urbandictionary. Guess I'm getting old. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longtall 0 #25 July 10, 2008 Good eating though." 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
