24fps 1 #1 October 3, 2008 I haven't jumped in awhile. I've been busy working jobs I don't like so I can buy diapers and start my own production company. I leave in two week for El Salvador to produce a documentary that is going to push us over the top. I should be jumping Spring 09!!!(and paying off student loans) I've been asked why I love the sport. I know why now. Its the people. Now I know there are ass hat skydivers like any other communities. But I have even seen the ass hats come together in times of need. I've seen paypal accounts open in a time of need on this site faster than a fat-man's mouth at a hot dog eating contest. You all take care of each other. That is an art lost to many in this world. I can't wait to be apart of that again.something funny and unique Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 October 3, 2008 You must've forgotten about all that farting. My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
24fps 1 #3 October 3, 2008 I've jump VERY cramped 182s. How could I EVER forget the farting! something funny and unique Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #4 October 3, 2008 Farts are funny!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #5 October 3, 2008 Quote Farts are funny!! And the farts you pass up on higher altitude actually feels different... Or is it just mo who have noticed this??? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #6 October 3, 2008 Quote I've jump VERY cramped 182s. How could I EVER forget the farting! the 182 and the 206 is like a jungle gym in the skyDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 198 #7 October 3, 2008 No farting 'til jumprun!Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #8 October 3, 2008 Quote No farting 'til jumprun! And I know a few pilots who, if you fart somewhere along the way, you're going on jumprun at that altitude! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #9 October 3, 2008 Hey Billy. I hope I'm not off color here, But. Q: Why do farts stink? A: So deaf people can enjoy them too. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #10 October 3, 2008 Quote Hey Billy. I hope I'm not off color here, But. Considering it's Billy. That has got to be the wieirdest statement ever.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BDashe 0 #11 October 3, 2008 not to rehash what i mentioned in the one of the other threads... but while on the loving topic of farts, the occasional unexpected yet well timed shart always adds some, errr ummm, "flavor" to the skydiving scene... can you taste it? So there I was... Making friends and playing nice since 1983 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #12 October 3, 2008 The ride to altitude in a 182 or 206 just wouldn't be the same without a little "flavor". Beer flavor, egg flavor. burrito flavor........... I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dynamicedge 0 #13 October 3, 2008 Farting on the climb is not cool. I had to open the door to throw up once cuz some assbag decided to let one rip that smelled like burnt death. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squarecanopy 0 #14 October 3, 2008 Quote The ride to altitude in a 182 or 206 just wouldn't be the same without a little "flavor". Beer flavor, egg flavor. burrito flavor........... Skydivers. What a sick bunch. The OP throws caution to the wind, lays bare his soul, and shares his sincere, positive, and heartfelt thoughts on why he digs hanging with all of us and how do we respond? FART FLAVORS DISCUSSION..... Just burning a hole in the sky..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #15 October 3, 2008 Quote Farting on the climb is not cool. I had to open the door to throw up once cuz some assbag decided to let one rip that smelled like burnt death. OMG - I have such a weak stomach. I totally dread the tooting thing. Men, it's so not cool. And if I find out who did it, and if you make me puke - guess what - since you didn't care about everyone else in the plane when you polluted it, I'm aiming for YOU if I can't get to a door. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #16 October 3, 2008 In reality nobody can stand the smell of a fart unless it is their own. Picture this. 2 people in a room together. They both fart at the same time silently not knowing that the other has. They both can sit there basking in their own glow thinking "that's not so bad" until they realize that it is not all theirs. Then it becomes rancid. Ladies may not believe this but come on guys, we know it's true. And if you don't believe it, wait till it happens. Now back to the original fart discussion. Nobody really likes the smell of farts in the airplane. It just happens. Gotta deal with it. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #17 October 4, 2008 QuoteNo farting 'til jumprun! Yeah no kidding ... I can hold it in or just make it disappear. I don't get why others can't do that ... Not only in the 182, but life in general. It's gross, it's nasty, and it isn't funny. Can you tell I've had the experience? :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PeregrineFalcon 0 #18 October 4, 2008 As a teacher, I can go a whole hour without farting in front of my students. A twenty minute ride in a Cessna is nothing. Will farting while in freefall help your arch? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #19 October 4, 2008 QuoteAs a teacher, I can go a whole hour without farting in front of my students. A twenty minute ride in a Cessna is nothing. Will farting while in freefall help your arch? If you're male, I admire you good sir! .. lol .. I hope for all of my future cessna rides to altitude to be with those exactly like you. But then again ... being squashed into a 182 with four other females isn't such a bad thing either.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 198 #20 October 4, 2008 Quote As a teacher, I can go a whole hour without farting in front of my students. A twenty minute ride in a Cessna is nothing. Will farting while in freefall help your arch? No...but it WILL help you get down to the formation just a bit quicker Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #21 October 4, 2008 Quote As a teacher, I can go a whole hour without farting in front of my students. A twenty minute ride in a Cessna is nothing. Will farting while in freefall help your arch? Except that when standing in front of your students the atmospheric pressure is constant, at 1ATM, it does not decrease, causing distentions in your bowel and abdomen due to the internal gases expanding. EAT CABBAGE AND BEANSYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DFWAJG 4 #22 October 5, 2008 Quote Quote The ride to altitude in a 182 or 206 just wouldn't be the same without a little "flavor". Beer flavor, egg flavor. burrito flavor........... Skydivers. What a sick bunch. The OP throws caution to the wind, lays bare his soul, and shares his sincere, positive, and heartfelt thoughts on why he digs hanging with all of us and how do we respond? FART FLAVORS DISCUSSION..... My farts don't stink. They smell like fresh fruits and vegetables. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
24fps 1 #23 October 6, 2008 Quote Quote The ride to altitude in a 182 or 206 just wouldn't be the same without a little "flavor". Beer flavor, egg flavor. burrito flavor........... Skydivers. What a sick bunch. The OP throws caution to the wind, lays bare his soul, and shares his sincere, positive, and heartfelt thoughts on why he digs hanging with all of us and how do we respond? FART FLAVORS DISCUSSION..... and this is why I love to SKYDIVE!!something funny and unique Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
