BillyVance 34 #1 April 2, 2009 Me? Banging my wife on the top bunk in the bunk room with the door locked at Skydive San Marcos in the middle of the day, in between Deaf World Record attempts, that I co-organized in 2001. I didn't know it until later but a staff member used a key to unlock the door, saw what was going on, shut the door, and then started banging on it. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spankedmunky69 0 #3 April 2, 2009 Quote Me? Banging my wife on the top bunk in the bunk room with the door locked at Skydive San Marcos in the middle of the day, in between Deaf World Record attempts, that I co-organized in 2001. I didn't know it until later but a staff member used a key to unlock the door, saw what was going on, shut the door, and then started banging on it. i got caught banging my GF, at the time, over a car bonnet (hood) by my step mum, i even remember the registration plate, G629 NHS!!!Let the spankin begin!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #4 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Me? Banging my wife on the top bunk in the bunk room with the door locked at Skydive San Marcos in the middle of the day, in between Deaf World Record attempts, that I co-organized in 2001. I didn't know it until later but a staff member used a key to unlock the door, saw what was going on, shut the door, and then started banging on it. i got caught banging my GF, at the time, over a car bonnet (hood) by my step mum, i even remember the registration plate, G629 NHS!!! That reminds me of my friend who related the story of banging his wife one day while sharing a house with his wife's mother. They were doing the doggie position, facing away from the bedroom door. He was just about to cum and pulled out to one side, far enough that he could see the door open and find his mother in law staring at him while jizz was spurting out of his pee hole. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spankedmunky69 0 #5 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Me? Banging my wife on the top bunk in the bunk room with the door locked at Skydive San Marcos in the middle of the day, in between Deaf World Record attempts, that I co-organized in 2001. I didn't know it until later but a staff member used a key to unlock the door, saw what was going on, shut the door, and then started banging on it. thats bloody brilliant!i got caught banging my GF, at the time, over a car bonnet (hood) by my step mum, i even remember the registration plate, G629 NHS!!! That reminds me of my friend who related the story of banging his wife one day while sharing a house with his wife's mother. They were doing the doggie position, facing away from the bedroom door. He was just about to cum and pulled out to one side, far enough that he could see the door open and find his mother in law staring at him while jizz was spurting out of his pee hole. Let the spankin begin!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #6 April 2, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_pmbJpltP4"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 April 2, 2009 Quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_pmbJpltP4 So what'd they say dammit? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #8 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_pmbJpltP4 So what'd they say dammit? They blanked the answer out, but I think here is a transcript: http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.asp"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_pmbJpltP4 So what'd they say dammit? They blanked the answer out, but I think here is a transcript: http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/newlywed.asp Cool... thanks for making this deaf accessible. Up the butt Bob... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,384 #10 April 2, 2009 The section half way down the page where it gives the names Bob, Olga, and Henry are what you hear in the video."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Opendore 0 #11 April 2, 2009 In the back of a Suburban while riding in it at night... My GFs parents were in the front, and her brothers were asleep in the middle seats in front of us... I don't have a license for this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #12 April 2, 2009 Quote The section half way down the page where it gives the names Bob, Olga, and Henry are what you didn't hear in the video. Fixed for brevity. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #13 April 2, 2009 Former SO: 50 yard line of the WA State U. football fieldEdit: At night "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #14 April 2, 2009 Former SO: just below a rock formation called the Shark's Tooth between Durango and Cortez, CO. It was breathtaking - though it may have been the altitude that made breathing difficult. Or maybe it was her legs wrapped around me head... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
D22369 0 #15 April 2, 2009 rest stop at night between the tri-cities washington and star idaho on our way to the star boogie sometime around 2001 give or take a year or so... we were well into it when a semi pulled in and shone its lights on us.... I immediately dropped below the rock border (about 4') leaving her to stand bareass in the highbeams.... fortunately she wasnt too mad about that as we managed to finish in my truck Roy They say I suffer from insanity.... But I actually enjoy it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #16 April 2, 2009 On the desk at the office..... I was anlone when I arrived at the office that day but wasn't 100% sure that my colleagues wouldn't come in during the day. At lunch time my g/f showed up "commando" wearing a dress..... Who was I to refuse that???? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #17 April 2, 2009 Quote Me? Banging my wife on the top bunk in the bunk room with the door locked at Skydive San Marcos in the middle of the day, in between Deaf World Record attempts, that I co-organized in 2001. I didn't know it until later but a staff member used a key to unlock the door, saw what was going on, shut the door, and then started banging on it. Didn't you here him banging on the door and go limp???-------- Oh, nevermindMe - banging my present wife in the back of my-wifes Ford Expedition"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #18 April 2, 2009 in a club!? uhm, wait, no, it must have been that touristplace, its an island on a lake that has shitloads of flowers, and THOUSANDS of tourists. "blumeninsel mainau" at the bodensee. on a bench.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #19 April 2, 2009 On the hood of a cadillax XLR roadster in the parking lot of the dealership after last call on whtye ave in edmonton. On a sherman tank in victoria park in london http://www.victoria-park.com/tank.htm Steps out front of a catholic chuch monkey bars / slide / swing in a park movie theatre on the beach in mexico balconies at hotels Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #20 April 2, 2009 It was on the walk home one drunkien night from the Elderado casino with my physical therapist. It was about 5-6 months after my first knee surgery. I just got off two crutches and had gone to 1 the day prior. He had talked me into walking back to his house. We had to keep stopping cause my knee was hurting. He lived a good half hour walk from down town. It was against a tree on a very busy street we . I kept seeing a taxi drive back and forth. I guess the driver was enjoying the view.. Took me weeks to get the sap off my ass from that night.... There have been a few of public/odd places but this one stands out because of the sap... [Blush]TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #21 April 2, 2009 Quote Took me weeks to get the sap off my ass from that night Now that's funny!!! BTW - I think baby oil on cotton would've worked?Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #22 April 2, 2009 Quote Took me weeks to get the sap off my ass from that night.... [Blush] If he was such a sap, why do it with him in the first place? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #23 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Took me weeks to get the sap off my ass from that night.... [Blush] If he was such a sap, why do it with him in the first place? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #24 April 2, 2009 Quote Quote Took me weeks to get the sap off my ass from that night Now that's funny!!! BTW - I think baby oil on cotton would've worked? I tried everything and nothing worked to get the sap off!! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
usedtajump 1 #25 April 2, 2009 Next to Bonnie Parker's grave in the Crown Hill Cemetery in Dallas one evening after official closing time. The older I get the less I care who I piss off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
