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iluvtofly

What is your favorite sex toy?

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For use on yourself or someone else?

When with someone else I'm a huge fan of hand cuffs, or any type of restraint. :)

When by myself...BOB. ;)



A silver bullet. It's small size allows for precision placement: right on or right next to the area they really want you to pay attention to. >:( And corded ones can be used during other activities as well.

By myself: Porn. :P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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When I'm with her: :$. Man, don't even get me started.

When I'm alone: my imagination, and here's why:


1.) I can screw anyone I want;
2.) No matter who it is, and no matter how fast I finish, I'm the best lay she's ever had;
and most importantly,
3.) She's gone as soon as I'm done!

Elvisio "probably too much information" Rodriguez

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When I'm with her: :$. Man, don't even get me started.

When I'm alone: my imagination, and here's why:


1.) I can screw anyone I want;
2.) No matter who it is, and no matter how fast I finish, I'm the best lay she's ever had;
and most importantly,
3.) She's gone as soon as I'm done!

Elvisio "probably too much information" Rodriguez



Like I remind women:

If a guy wants to fuck you, he's gonna fuck ya.

The only thing you can control is if you're there or not. :P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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My favorite sex toy? Easy.... My wife. [Wink]

When I was alone and needed to get off, I had a very stretchable jelly sleeve, and some astroglide. It felt so good, almost like the real thing, but without the body heat. Those don't last very long though.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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That's it- I'm telling the Bureau of Too Much Information- about this thread.:|


But if anyone cares I guess mine would be a vibrating cock ring/elastic nut band attached to a bergoina stimulator.



:o:o:o:o:o

I was looking forward to planting some bergoinas in my yard this year. Now, not so much. :P
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