popsjumper 2 #26 July 17, 2009 The hard wrestling match. I like soft and tender.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #27 July 17, 2009 Quote It depends upon the circumstances. Am I making love to someone, or kissing grandma? Depends which State ... could be the same thing (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 624 #28 July 17, 2009 more so if it's the grandmother that dips snuff.we all ran away as kids when it was time to leave... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie09 0 #29 July 17, 2009 The yuckiest is when they shove their entire tongue into your mouth! I dont want to choke on it! Sheesh!I am "ROGUE" (III Degree Smutsketeer) Official "poster above you" thread starter "And don't forget we like men with balls and no needle dicks. So, basically, you're out." ~LuckyMcSwervy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #30 July 17, 2009 Quote The yuckiest is when they shove their entire tongue into your mouth! I dont want to choke on it! Sheesh! So I guess a deep throated blow job's out of the question then? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
incendium 0 #31 July 17, 2009 The ones that leave you like a bad scene from Ghostbusters......yuck.....makes you wanna vomit on the spot..... v/r Paul "Never argue with an idiot, they will only bring you down to their level and beat you!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #32 July 17, 2009 QuoteThe worst Kiss?? The one that you wanted and someone else is getting. THAT is the worst kiss. that's deep, man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skydave103 0 #33 July 17, 2009 I was thinking of the one that didn't happen. :) but the slobbering tongue thrusting ones REALLY suck too. LifeshouldNOTbeajourneytothegravewithawellpreservedbody,buttskidinsideways,cigarinone hand,martiniintheother,bodythoroughlyused upandscreaming:"WOO HOO!! What a ride!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DSE 3 #34 July 17, 2009 those goodbye kisses at airports and bus stations where the tingle seems to linger for hours... they're painful Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #35 July 17, 2009 The one where their breath smells and tasts like rotten ass..Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ifall 0 #36 July 17, 2009 Quote The one where their breath smells and tasts like rotten ass.. You know what rotten ass tastes like? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #37 July 17, 2009 Quote I have to go with the wet slobbery kind.Like you're being attacked by a St.BernardBry I hate those. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dougiefresh 0 #38 July 17, 2009 I once made out with a biter. It was like kissing a running chainsaw. Lip nibbles good. Drawing blood bad.Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #39 July 17, 2009 Definitely the ones that were supposed to be yours, but were given to someone else. Those spoil all the others you received.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #40 July 17, 2009 Quote Quote I have to go with the wet slobbery kind.Like you're being attacked by a St.BernardBry I hate those. Note to self (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PolluxSJ 0 #41 July 17, 2009 Voted for "wet and slobbery" but personally I find kissing smokers to be the worst kind of kiss. ICK! It's like licking an ashtray! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #42 July 17, 2009 Quote Propeller.... Thank god I've never had to experience that one since secondary school. OMG!! I experienced that once - *horrible*!!! I have to say, however, that when he applied the same technique to my other lips, to my great surprise, it was absolutely heavenly "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #43 July 17, 2009 Now that was unexpected "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slcooper 0 #44 July 17, 2009 Quote Quote The one where their breath smells and tasts like rotten ass.. You know what rotten ass tastes like? Should have seen that one coming! No I don't but I could imagine Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane? Cause the door was open! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #45 July 17, 2009 I can't believe one dude hasn't said "snowball" yet... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OlympiaStoica 0 #46 July 17, 2009 Quote Quote Propeller.... Thank god I've never had to experience that one since secondary school. OMG!! I experienced that once - *horrible*!!! I have to say, however, that when he applied the same technique to my other lips, to my great surprise, it was absolutely heavenly That works ... O Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iambeav2 0 #47 July 17, 2009 Snowball!...it's not the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone...it's the fact that you don't appreciate what you have until someone appreciates it for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #48 July 17, 2009 Quote Snowball! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #49 July 17, 2009 Quote I can't believe one dude hasn't said "snowball" yet... You always come up with things I have no idea what you're talking about. Ok....I hate to ask...what is it? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #50 July 17, 2009 Think about the word "transfere" then let your mind wander past the gutter and you'll get an idea. I would post a link but I'm at work.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
