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BillyVance

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Just got this in an email... Fucking idiots is what these guys are. :S




What If you have some mattresses that you need to move and you don't have a pickup truck or a van, why not use your car?

Of course, if you were going to do that, you would want to exercise caution and safety for the motoring public around you as you are traveling to your destination.


The very least that you could do is take some rope and tie the mattresses down to the top of the car and secure them in a snug and tight manner before you leave out of your drive. What if you only have your car and you don't have any kind of rope around?

Why not place the mattresses on top of your car and then get two guys to lay on top of the mattresses to hold them down as you proceed out of the drive and down the street?

Just be really careful and don't exceed the speed limits and also make sure you are going very slow when you turn from one street onto another.

Never mind that all of this is against the law, but what the heck, when you need some mattresses to sleep on tonight.

I just knew no one would believe this when I told them, so, I took some pictures for show and tell.

Pictures taken on Gilmer Ave. in Montgomery, Alabama, on Wednesday, July 15, 2009.
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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The discussion that led up to their agreement on how to transport these items might have been interesting. I would like to have heard some of the rejected plans.



LMAO. never thought about that
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They should have at least had their heads facing in different directions, so that both sides of the mattress would be held down.

Wendy P.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Hi BV

I wonder what happened when they got off the side streets.

Interstate hwy, we be flyingB|

WARNING: This stunt was performed by highly trained pro's. Don't try this at home without proper training and safety gear.:|

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