LaRusic 0 #1 October 6, 2009 http://blog.al.com/breaking/2009/10/woman_charged_for_having_child.html?1 wow The Altitude above you, the runway behind you, and the fuel not in the plane are totally worthless Dudeist Skydiver # 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #2 October 6, 2009 HAHAHA holy shit, some people just need to be shot.Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #3 October 6, 2009 oh come onnn guys give her a break. the box WAS secured with a coat hanger! Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #4 October 6, 2009 Quote oh come onnn guys give her a break. the box WAS secured with a coat hanger! youre right, stupid me. hahaThanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kj126 0 #5 October 6, 2009 (Shaking head in shame!) Nothing good ever comes from my home town.I Am Sofa King We Todd Did!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #6 October 6, 2009 One of the comments: Quote sounds like the family tree does not fork much Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #7 October 6, 2009 Stupid Fucking People!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lpdwntnd 0 #8 October 6, 2009 I can't even think of what to say, wow! But it did make me laugh.Stop looking at me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #9 October 6, 2009 also i bet they don't mention that she DID cut two eye holes in the front of the box so the girl could see where she was going and therefore lean the right way. the media never give the full story, always trying to make people look bad!Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 October 6, 2009 Riding on top of cars seem to be an Alabama thing. Remember the thread I posted about two black dudes laying on top of bed mattresses on the roof of a car? That was in Montgomery. Yes, I have seen plenty of stupidity around here. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #11 October 6, 2009 Quote Yes, I have seen plenty of stupidity around here. No need to leave the house eh?? Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #12 October 6, 2009 gosh, all I got to do was ride in the back of my dads truck. ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xtravrtsoul 0 #13 October 6, 2009 Ummm all I have to say is "oh my".You create life, life does not create you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #14 October 6, 2009 Quote Riding on top of cars seem to be an Alabama thing. Remember the thread I posted about two black dudes laying on top of bed mattresses on the roof of a car? That was in Montgomery. Yes, I have seen plenty of stupidity around here. Big f'n deal! I know a lot of people who ride around on the OUTSIDE of AIRPLANES IN FLIGHT! .....and they're not from Alabama and they don't use coat hangers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #15 October 6, 2009 Quote Big f'n deal! I know a lot of people who ride around on the OUTSIDE of AIRPLANES IN FLIGHT! .....and they're not from Alabama and they don't use coat hangers! VERY good point Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #16 October 6, 2009 Quote they don't use coat hangers! You haven't seen our aeroplane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amstalder 0 #17 October 6, 2009 QuoteYou haven't seen our aeroplane. Do yall not have duct tape over there?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndyBoyd 0 #18 October 6, 2009 Quote http://blog.al.com/breaking/2009/10/woman_charged_for_having_child.html?1 wow Is this story real? Sounds like a hoax. At least, I am hoping that it is. Can anyone really be that out of it? If it is real, is the woman mentally disturbed? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airathanas 0 #19 October 6, 2009 Sounds like her gene pool has too much chlorine in it. http://3ringnecklace.com/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #20 October 6, 2009 QuoteQuoteYou haven't seen our aeroplane. Do yall not have duct tape over there?? Yep, but we used up the last roll sticking the wings back on. Actually our Caravan is relatively shiny and new, but it's very cramped with a full load. I'm thinking we could maybe tape a cardboard box to the roof and put a couple of jumpers in there, free up some space inside. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #21 October 6, 2009 Quote Quote Quote You haven't seen our aeroplane. Do yall not have duct tape over there?? Yep, but we used up the last roll sticking the wings back on. Actually our Caravan is relatively shiny and new, but it's very cramped with a full load. I'm thinking we could maybe tape a cardboard box to the roof and put a couple of jumpers in there, free up some space inside. Just have the DZO get one of the old FedEx Grand Caravans with the belly pod. I bet you can stuff 5 or 6 more in there"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #22 October 6, 2009 QuoteQuoteQuoteYou haven't seen our aeroplane. Do yall not have duct tape over there?? Yep, but we used up the last roll sticking the wings back on. Actually our Caravan is relatively shiny and new, but it's very cramped with a full load. I'm thinking we could maybe tape a cardboard box to the roof and put a couple of jumpers in there, free up some space inside. no......No......NO!! ......tie the box down with a coat hanger. It's already been tried and proven! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #23 October 6, 2009 Quote Just have the DZO get one of the old FedEx Grand Caravans with the belly pod. Funny you should say that, cos in its former life it used to have one... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #24 October 7, 2009 Quote Sounds like her gene pool has too much not enough chlorine in it. Fixed it for you. Chlorine sterilises...."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
