BillyVance 34 #1 October 16, 2009 Take your pick... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33314637/?pg=1#tdy_Halloween_offensive"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #2 October 16, 2009 i must have missed something but i didnt see much anything remotely offenslve. . . i can think of lots more offensive and politically incorrect thngs to go as.Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #3 October 16, 2009 Quotei must have missed something but i didnt see much anything remotely offenslve. . . i can think of lots more offensive and politically incorrect thngs to go as. We're skydivers, it takes a lot more than the mainstream stuff to offend us. I agree, these choices doesn't do much."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #4 October 16, 2009 i mean i dont see how anyone would me offended, but then again thres a lot in this world i dont understand.Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 October 16, 2009 Quotei mean i dont see how anyone would me offended, but then again thres a lot in this world i dont understand. Well, think of it this way, the year Christopher Reeve broke his neck falling off his horse, a relative of my roommate at the time showed up at an adult Halloween party in a wheelchair with a superman costume and fake breathing apparatus taped to the front of his neck. His wife begged and pleaded with him not to go like that, but he did anyway. That was pretty offensive, but funny as hell."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #6 October 16, 2009 QuoteQuotei mean i dont see how anyone would me offended, but then again thres a lot in this world i dont understand. Well, think of it this way, the year Christopher Reeve broke his neck falling off his horse, a relative of my roommate at the time showed up at an adult Halloween party in a wheelchair with a superman costume and fake breathing apparatus taped to the front of his neck. His wife begged and pleaded with him not to go like that, but he did anyway. That was pretty offensive, but funny as hell. HOLY SHIT! thats too funny!!! i literally burst out laughting, thank god im alone. thats HILARIOUS!Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 October 16, 2009 Other offensive costumes I have seen are a catholic father costume with a fake altar boy attached to his crotch, and almost anything Bolas has ever worn. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #8 October 16, 2009 BAHAHAHAHA, genius. the most offensive one ive seen was a feind of mine who dressed up as a child molestor/ rapist and drove around in a hoodie in a panel van. with a bed in the backThanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #9 October 16, 2009 Quote BAHAHAHAHA, genius. the most offensive one ive seen was a feind of mine who dressed up as a child molestor/ rapist and drove around in a hoodie in a panel van. with a bed in the back Dude, you could get a Michael Jackson costume and still pass as one. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveJack 1 #10 October 16, 2009 Quote BAHAHAHAHA, genius. the most offensive one ive seen was a feind of mine who dressed up as a child molestor/ rapist and drove around in a hoodie in a panel van. with a bed in the back You sure it was just a costume? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #11 October 16, 2009 How is that offensive? People are too sensitive these days. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #12 October 16, 2009 actually now im not sure he seemed a little too into that role. . . hahah Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #13 October 16, 2009 Once you have been in an Otter , at 7000 feet with 21 skydivers that start farting...Nothing offends you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #14 October 16, 2009 nothing like a little motivation to jump. . .Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hcsvader 1 #15 October 16, 2009 I wonder how many zombie michael jacksons were going to see this year. I think it'll make a great costume!Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #16 October 16, 2009 This year I think I'm going as the horse in "Shut up Woman and Get on My Horse". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 771 #17 October 17, 2009 As soon as I read the first post in this thread I googled 'priest and altar-boy costume' This isn't the one I remembered but it's still as horrible and wrong as it is funny. http://www.geckoblue.org/images/posts/2003/costumes_priest_molester.jpgI got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #18 October 17, 2009 Scotty Carbone when as Steve Erwin with a stingray barb through him chest. I went as a famous person of our community one year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #19 October 17, 2009 Quote Scotty Carbone when as Steve Erwin with a stingray barb through him chest. I went as a famous person of our community one year. MJ humor: An enterprising individual could go a a leggo.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keithbar 1 #20 October 17, 2009 one year at archway. right after the famous shooting a a luby's cafeteria in texas. I went as a " hapless diner" bloody bullet holes. a knife and fork and a napkin. some people were offended. I don't know why. the the too soon thing i guess. it had happened like the week b4i have on occasion been accused of pulling low . My response. Naw I wasn't low I'm just such a big guy I look closer than I really am . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #21 October 17, 2009 I waited a long time to do what I did. I don't think it offended anyone but the old timers were shocked and then had to tell a story to the new jumpers. It was classic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #22 October 17, 2009 Quote catholic father costume with a fake altar boy attached to his crotch Had a friend get the winning bid on ebay for that costume and they pulled it and he couldnt get itNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mutumbo 0 #23 October 17, 2009 Quote As soon as I read the first post in this thread I googled 'priest and altar-boy costume' This isn't the one I remembered but it's still as horrible and wrong as it is funny. http://www.geckoblue.org/images/posts/2003/costumes_priest_molester.jpg thats the same one i found. its too funny! Thanatos340(on landing rounds)-- Landing procedure: Hand all the way up, Feet and Knees Together and PLF soon as you get bitch slapped by a planet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bclark 0 #24 October 17, 2009 Didn't get to see this, but as i understand it AFFI made a "menstrual cycle" costume one year. (Involving a bicycle and lots of feminine hygiene products). Come on Mykel, you've got to have a picture of that somewhere... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #25 October 17, 2009 This year i'm thinking of going as David Carridine. Put a belt around my neck and have some tissues and "hand" lotion. Got some of from coworkers. --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites