LuckyMcSwervy 0 #26 December 9, 2009 Quote Quote What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow? African or European? What about Scottish/Irish?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #27 December 10, 2009 I just installed some extra security measures - there is NO WAY Santa is going to see me when I'm sleeping or know if I'm awake!! I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #28 December 10, 2009 If so many people have been killing time - why the hell am I still getting older...? Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #29 December 10, 2009 QuoteIf so many people have been killing time - why the hell am I still getting older...? I think Joan rivers is sucking the life out of everyone else so that she can . . . what ever she does.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #30 December 10, 2009 why do they call it a "funny bone"? It sure isn't funny when I bang it into something. "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #31 December 10, 2009 Why are flamingos' knees on backwards? "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyBastard 0 #32 December 10, 2009 because they evolved that way to best suit their needs against the enviroment they inhabit. also God thought it'd be a laugh.Dude #320 "Superstitious" is just a polite way of saying "incredibly fucking stupid". DONK! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #33 December 10, 2009 Why does Skybastard look so negative? When push comes to shove, what happens then? Do they explode and/or annihilate? "Equals" is a funny-looking word.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #34 December 11, 2009 Quote Why doesn't santa have kids? It's because he only comes once a year, and it's always down the chimney, duh! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #35 December 11, 2009 What do they mean by "Between Iraq and a hard place."? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jbag 0 #36 December 11, 2009 QuoteWhat do they mean by "Between Iraq and a hard place."? i think they are talking about the Bahamas, wanna go? =DIHYD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #37 December 11, 2009 QuoteWhat do they mean by "Between Iraq and a hard place."? It's a 'Presidential' speedbump. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #38 December 11, 2009 How much chuck would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck on Saturdays?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #39 December 11, 2009 I was looking up how to keep padlocks from freezing up on Yahoo answers-and one suggestion said; "Crisco in the keyhole works great." bwahh obviously that person isn't a skydiver posting in the Bonfire Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DocPop 1 #40 December 11, 2009 Quote Quote Why doesn't santa have kids? It's because he only comes once a year, and it's always down the chimney, duh! It may only be once a year, but when he does, he fills stockings..."The ground does not care who you are. It will always be tougher than the human behind the controls." ~ CanuckInUSA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DocPop 1 #41 December 11, 2009 QuoteHow much chuck would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck on Saturdays? Alternatively: How much chuck would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris? ALL the fucking wood!"The ground does not care who you are. It will always be tougher than the human behind the controls." ~ CanuckInUSA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #42 December 12, 2009 Quote "Crisco in the keyhole works great." bwahh obviously that person isn't a skydiver posting in the Bonfire Never use Crisco to grease yer unit. It's shortening. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #43 December 12, 2009 Quote It may only be once a year, but when he does, he fills stockings... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #44 December 12, 2009 Menthol tastes way worse than regular full strength tobacco.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #45 December 12, 2009 QuoteMenthol tastes way worse than regular full strength tobacco. Miller light tastes way worse than regular full strength beers.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #46 December 12, 2009 A bank robber goes up to the teller wearing a face mask and showing a gun....so why does he need the "this is a stick-up" note?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #47 December 13, 2009 QuoteA bank robber goes up to the teller wearing a face mask and showing a gun....so why does he need the "this is a stick-up" note? Because it was tiger woods after he had his wife beat him?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
truckerjean 0 #48 December 13, 2009 When did "smoke" become a verb?can I borrow a jump ticket real quick? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #49 December 14, 2009 Why is "son of a bitch" abbreviated as "SOB"? Shouldn't it be "SOAB"? Photo: A big old SOAB, proudly displaying his attitude on his front gate. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #50 December 15, 2009 On the Forums page right now, the thread "Rig Condoms" is right above "Eloy goes down". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
