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Songs NOT to use at a Strip Club

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i think the full version of stairway to heaven would be good for a lapdance :)



I dj'd at a couple of joints way back when I used to threaten the the dancers with "piss me off and next time you're on stage I swear I'll play Freebird...the live cut"
You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida might not be the best selection.



Probably too romantic. :D


How bout Pink Floyd: Echos.



My friend does dance to Pink Floyd... Comfortably Numb.
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

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POLKA!

I don't want he,r you can have her, she's too fat for me....

The idea gives me nightmares.

I once went to a bachelor party and the stripper showed up.

Well, she was not the chick in the advertisement, in fact it looked like she had just eaten the other girl whole.

It looked like a walrus flipping around on the carpet.

I had to leave,


I am not dissing girls who have a few extra pounds, but let's face it, stripping might not be the ideal occupation for you.

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Just out of curiosity was it a place called "Sidewinders" located near Ft. Sill OK?:|



ACK!

Ft. Sill, I was there and I ran into a chick we ALL knew from Germany, she was nice and remembered us.

We all took her home.

She was the only pretty girl in the place.

*Note to others, strippers who are butt ugly and ones who smell of kimchee are not going to earn much money.

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words can not discribe this one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN-vcyNWDjM


:D:D:D Ohmigoawd, that is f-ing the worst ever. :D:D:D Thanks for making me spit beer on the keyboard.
But that backup dancer? She's smokin' hot.;)


Hey... Same guys as the frontman of Dexy's Midnight Runners:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXLHUThBib8&feature=related

Prety _interesting_ direction he took ! lol
Remster

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What the fuck was this guy thinking? I would have been laughing my ass off with the judges. :D:D:D

I was amazed Cowell could sit there with a straight face though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEh4P56VsQE&feature=fvw

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