kasch 0 #26 July 22, 2010 Quotewith the exception of tool grip it kinda dries fast and rather soothing as opposed to spray paint... doesnt it have to be heated or baked before it solidifies?Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #27 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote Quote you want that with or with out the spray on tool grip??? certain women have perverted me last few years to the point where I have had to upload pics of my junk...so i guess I'm kinda over that hump now so whatever is owed will be paid in full (color) Gold Paint.Edit: Spray Paint. fuck that... didn't somebody here already try that shit a while back!! I put some hair remover on em and was intoxicated for like an hour....i just shave em now, forget about applying chemicals directly to the sack...its a bad move with the exception of tool grip it kinda dries fast and rather soothing as opposed to spray paint... No really - Gold Spray Paint is perfectly safe - no intoxication effects, I swear!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #28 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote you want that with or with out the spray on tool grip??? certain women have perverted me last few years to the point where I have had to upload pics of my junk...so i guess I'm kinda over that hump now so whatever is owed will be paid in full (color) Gold Paint.Edit: Spray Paint. fuck that... didn't somebody here already try that shit a while back!! I put some hair remover on em and was intoxicated for like an hour....i just shave em now, forget about applying chemicals directly to the sack...its a bad move with the exception of tool grip it kinda dries fast and rather soothing as opposed to spray paint... No really - Gold Spray Paint is perfectly safe - no intoxication effects, I swear! see thread here ----->> Broke gold spray paint storyTPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #29 July 22, 2010 who was it that pulled that shit and roasted their sack?? i almost died laughing when i saw that shit... and kasch i dunno bud they got some they sell in a spray can...the old school tool dip though, yeah you had to heat up...guess it would be like waxing your nuts.....not recommended either..some one here also tried that too clay i believe if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #30 July 22, 2010 Quote who was it that pulled that shit and roasted their sack?? i almost died laughing when i saw that shit... and kasch i dunno bud they got some they sell in a spray can...the old school tool dip though, yeah you had to heat up...guess it would be like waxing your nuts.....not recommended either..some one here also tried that too clay i believe See the post right above yours TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #31 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote who was it that pulled that shit and roasted their sack?? i almost died laughing when i saw that shit... and kasch i dunno bud they got some they sell in a spray can...the old school tool dip though, yeah you had to heat up...guess it would be like waxing your nuts.....not recommended either..some one here also tried that too clay i believe See the post right above yours Spoil Sport!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #32 July 22, 2010 Quote see thread here ----->> Broke gold spray paint story AHHHH HAHAHA OUCH!!! btw never spank it with suntan lotion, burns like hell. i ran out of lotion one day and was like hm why not....bad idea.Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #33 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote see thread here ----->> Broke gold spray paint story AHHHH HAHAHA OUCH!!! btw never spank it with suntan lotion, burns like hell. i ran out of lotion one day and was like hm why not....bad idea. Viscosity breakdown?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #34 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote Quote who was it that pulled that shit and roasted their sack?? i almost died laughing when i saw that shit... and kasch i dunno bud they got some they sell in a spray can...the old school tool dip though, yeah you had to heat up...guess it would be like waxing your nuts.....not recommended either..some one here also tried that too clay i believe See the post right above yours Spoil Sport! I still remember getting that text msg/pic and thinking what the hell, why did broke send me gold balls....then the next text "I cant get the paint off and it is burning....!" I am still lmao about that one...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #35 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote who was it that pulled that shit and roasted their sack?? i almost died laughing when i saw that shit... and kasch i dunno bud they got some they sell in a spray can...the old school tool dip though, yeah you had to heat up...guess it would be like waxing your nuts.....not recommended either..some one here also tried that too clay i believe See the post right above yours Spoil Sport! I still remember getting that text msg/pic and thinking what the hell, why did broke send me gold balls....then the next text "I cant get the paint off and it is burning....!" I am still lmao about that one... We broke his balls about that one.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #36 July 22, 2010 Quote We broke his balls about that one. pun intended? Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #37 July 22, 2010 oh don't worry she didn't spoil it, i remembered that, i just didn't remember it was broke who did it... if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #38 July 22, 2010 Wow. I got a vasectomy seventeen years ago. I don't remember the last time I used a condom. But since I don't have sex on a first date, I'll vote 'no'.I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #39 July 22, 2010 Quote People, this is Turtle we're talking about. We all know there are a different set of standards for him than the rest of us would have. I didn't realize this was a Turtle specific question. So, Turtle, the answer is....In your case it is acceptable-damned unlikely, but acceptable.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #40 July 22, 2010 Quote For me, a girl would earn brownie points for being a smart "consumer". I love condoms! the frugal shopper Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #41 July 22, 2010 FAILMuff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #42 July 23, 2010 Only sailors wear condoms baby. Well they should, those filthy buggers. They go from port to port. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #43 July 23, 2010 QuoteI saw this questioned asked in a magazine. I'm not referring to established relationships, I'm talking specifically about first dates. Would you be offended if your date whipped out a condom? Would it weigh in your decision to go out with that person again? For me, a girl would earn brownie points for being a smart "consumer". I love condoms! Your poll is flawed... You assume we go on dates prior to getting in bed with them. This is not always the case."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #44 July 23, 2010 No glove...................no love. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #45 July 23, 2010 shoulda put a sock on the pickle if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 8 #46 July 23, 2010 Quote I hear that some people wash off plastic baggies and reuse them. He could do that with his condoms and be really thrifty! No, mama, the correct way to prep a condom for re-use is to turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #47 July 23, 2010 Quote Quote I hear that some people wash off plastic baggies and reuse them. He could do that with his condoms and be really thrifty! No, mama, the correct way to prep a condom for re-use is to turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it. Pun intended?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #49 July 23, 2010 Quote Quote I hear that some people wash off plastic baggies and reuse them. He could do that with his condoms and be really thrifty! | | V"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #50 July 23, 2010 From the Day in Pictures Stop bothering the giant condom, Junior: In Beirut, a mother appears eager to get her son away from a PETA demonstrator as fast as possible Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
