turtlespeed 212 #1 July 22, 2010 I saw this questioned asked in a magazine. I'm not referring to established relationships, I'm talking specifically about first dates. Would you be offended if your date whipped out a condom? Would it weigh in your decision to go out with that person again? For me, a girl would earn brownie points for being a smart "consumer". I love condoms!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #2 July 22, 2010 There is no simple "No"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #3 July 22, 2010 You mean when you're about to fuck? Or at the dinner table? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #4 July 22, 2010 QuoteYou mean when you're about to fuck? Or at the dinner table? How was your chicken? Oh look a condom for dessert. Do you want apple pie with that?Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote You mean when you're about to fuck? Or at the dinner table? How was your chicken? Oh look a condom for dessert. Do you want apple pie with that? Isn't that the same question? Which begs the question . . . dfental dam - or not.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #6 July 22, 2010 Other option.... Just dont use a coupon to buy condoms on the first date in front of your date. She might get the wrong impression of you... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #7 July 22, 2010 Quote Other option.... Just dont use a coupon to buy condoms on the first date in front of your date. She might get the wrong impression of you... i see what you did there! but isnt that being frugal?Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #8 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote Other option.... Just dont use a coupon to buy condoms on the first date in front of your date. She might get the wrong impression of you... i see what you did there! but isnt that being frugal? Fugalness has its limitations with certain items. Such as beer, wine, and condoms.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
captain1976 0 #9 July 22, 2010 Yes, but only if the woman provides it.You live more in the few minutes of skydiving than many people live in their lifetime Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #10 July 22, 2010 Quote Just dont use a coupon to buy condoms on the first date in front of your date. She might get the wrong impression of you... I hear that some people wash off plastic baggies and reuse them. He could do that with his condoms and be really thrifty! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #11 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Other option.... Just dont use a coupon to buy condoms on the first date in front of your date. She might get the wrong impression of you... i see what you did there! but isnt that being frugal? Fugalness has its limitations with certain items. Such as beer, wine, and condoms. so i guess if you grab a handful of them for free from the local clinic, that's a serious red flag??? wtf they're free you wouldn't want them to expire then its a total wasteif you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #12 July 22, 2010 Quote I hear that some people wash off plastic baggies and reuse them. He could do that with his condoms and be really thrifty! I think I just threw up a tiny bit in my mouth Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #13 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote Just dont use a coupon to buy condoms on the first date in front of your date. She might get the wrong impression of you... I hear that some people wash off plastic baggies and reuse them. He could do that with his condoms and be really thrifty! Can a mod delete this post by skymama. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #14 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Other option.... Just dont use a coupon to buy condoms on the first date in front of your date. She might get the wrong impression of you... i see what you did there! but isnt that being frugal? Fugalness has its limitations with certain items. Such as beer, wine, and condoms. so i guess if you grab a handful of them for free from the local clinic, that's a serious red flag??? wtf they're free you wouldn't want them to expire then its a total waste Quit following me dammit! (puts a few back in the bin..)TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote Just dont use a coupon to buy condoms on the first date in front of your date. She might get the wrong impression of you... I hear that some people wash off plastic baggies and reuse them. He could do that with his condoms and be really thrifty! Meh - just turn them inside out and you get two uses, and the lube is still good.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #16 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote Just dont use a coupon to buy condoms on the first date in front of your date. She might get the wrong impression of you... I hear that some people wash off plastic baggies and reuse them. He could do that with his condoms and be really thrifty! EwwwBe yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #17 July 22, 2010 People, this is Turtle we're talking about. We all know there are a different set of standards for him than the rest of us would have. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #18 July 22, 2010 Quote Other option.... Just dont use a coupon to buy condoms on the first date in front of your date. She might get the wrong impression of you... budget condoms are not a good idea."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #19 July 22, 2010 Quote People, this is Turtle we're talking about. We all know there are a different set of standards for him than the rest of us would have. [/reply You are right... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #20 July 22, 2010 what the hell, just use a coupon and buy some saran wrap... or a home depot gift card and buy some spray on tool grip comes in a few different colors and you can spray it on as thick or thin as you want.....coat the sack with it even you could get your brown chicken cows on for hours with a roll of 75ft saran wrap...$2 well spent if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #21 July 22, 2010 You still owe a picture. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #22 July 22, 2010 you want that with or with out the spray on tool grip??? certain women have perverted me last few years to the point where I have had to upload pics of my junk...so i guess I'm kinda over that hump now so whatever is owed will be paid in full (color) if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #23 July 22, 2010 Quote you want that with or with out the spray on tool grip??? certain women have perverted me last few years to the point where I have had to upload pics of my junk...so i guess I'm kinda over that hump now so whatever is owed will be paid in full (color) Gold Paint.Edit: Spray Paint.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #24 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote you want that with or with out the spray on tool grip??? certain women have perverted me last few years to the point where I have had to upload pics of my junk...so i guess I'm kinda over that hump now so whatever is owed will be paid in full (color) Gold Paint.Edit: Spray Paint. NO GOLD PAINT! Top hat and bow tie TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #25 July 22, 2010 Quote Quote you want that with or with out the spray on tool grip??? certain women have perverted me last few years to the point where I have had to upload pics of my junk...so i guess I'm kinda over that hump now so whatever is owed will be paid in full (color) Gold Paint.Edit: Spray Paint. fuck that... didn't somebody here already try that shit a while back!! I put some hair remover on em and was intoxicated for like an hour....i just shave em now, forget about applying chemicals directly to the sack...its a bad move with the exception of tool grip it kinda dries fast and rather soothing as opposed to spray paint...if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
