jtnesbitt 0 #1 December 16, 2009 WAAAAAH! WAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Somebody call the WAMBULENCE! Skyride, swooping, base jumpers, newbies, old farts waaaaaah! Let's see, what else is there to cry about? Let's go ahead and get it all out in this thread so we dont have to swift through all the SHIT on these forums anymore. Have a nice day. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #2 December 16, 2009 You forgot whuffo posting incidents wing loading SC As the prop turns Reposts Mods (not that I have any problem with them) etc, etc, etc.... g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #3 December 17, 2009 And don't forget the people who start a new thread just so they can complain about something and continue a negative vibe. They suck too! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #4 December 17, 2009 Swift?I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #5 December 17, 2009 QuoteSwift? Or not so Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #6 December 17, 2009 QuoteSwift? I think that's like "sift", but done quickly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #7 December 17, 2009 ...-your just another hotshot skygod... can I be on your ash dive. your just another hotshot skygod... see you in the incident reports. your just another hotshot skygod... I'll give you 2 years.- There got that out of the way for you.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 5 #8 December 17, 2009 That shit was funny....made my almost spill my whinekan...if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ridestrong 1 #9 December 17, 2009 QuoteQuoteSwift? I think that's like "sift", but done quickly. hahaha, I think your exactly right, really works well when you put it that way. I kind of thought of it like a combo of sweep and sift at first but I like yours better.*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.* ----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.---- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #10 December 17, 2009 P.M Sent (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #11 December 17, 2009 Quote You forgot whuffo posting incidents wing loading SC As the prop turns Reposts Mods (not that I have any problem with them) etc, etc, etc.... g Mods? (may be NSFW)Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #12 December 17, 2009 Quote And don't forget the people who start a new thread just so they can complain about something and continue a negative vibe. They suck too! Thanks for the reminder about that one thread I needed to post today...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #13 December 17, 2009 Quote Quote And don't forget the people who start a new thread just so they can complain about something and continue a negative vibe. They suck too! Thanks for the reminder about that one thread I needed to post today... That's an excellent point, without these people there would be very few posts on DZ.com."If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #14 December 17, 2009 Im not sure what is worse. The fact that you think you are valued to post an opinion, or the fact that you are a ginger.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #15 December 17, 2009 Andy, if you're gonna use the DZH random post generator at least make sure its a relevant one. You can even modify it to fit the situation, such as this one: Let me guess Andy, you have a 1 pin rig becuase you think its really hard to figure out the advanced engineering behind the 2 pin rig"If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #16 December 17, 2009 QuoteSwift? hey............I styill use a 5 Cell Swift reserve, it has always been there when I needed it, (three uses so far, hope it is the last times I need it) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #17 December 17, 2009 In times of economic crises i will take whatever i can get. Let me ask you this Sir, where on my rig is there any wear and tear, pulling out the stitching on the risers from you "oh so brilliantly engineered" 2 pin? He shoots he scores!1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #18 August 3, 2010 Just an update... WAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAH! The mirage ad is sexist and they cant spell! Waaaaaaaah! The sick and twisted thread is too sick! Waaaaaaaaaaaah! American celebrities suck! Waaaaaaah! BP! Waaaaaaaah! Everything is Bush/Obama/Right/Left's fault! Waaaaaaaaaah! I hate Aerodyne! Waaaaah! Fat guys have a right to jump too! Waaaaaaaah! SKYRIDE! WAAAAAAAAAH! I have a hang nail! Waaaaaah! That pretty much sums up the biggest threads on the forum recently. Did I miss anything?"If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kasch 0 #19 August 3, 2010 QuoteI have a hang nail! Waaaaaah! That pretty much sums up the biggest threads on the forum recently. Did I miss anything? Nope you pretty much got it all. Sorry to hear about the hang nail.Sex with sith is like sex with a stripper. A lot of flashing lights and waving of glowing sabers, but in the end you end up with something dark and wrinkely. DPH# "-13" TSK# "-13" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #20 August 3, 2010 Quote I have a hang nail! Waaaaaah! Then stop being a crybaby and rip it off. Geesh. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #21 August 3, 2010 Quote Quote I have a hang nail! Waaaaaah! Then stop being a crybaby and rip it off. Geesh. No, that makes too much sense, I would rather hop online and bitch about it!"If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #22 August 3, 2010 Quote Quote Quote I have a hang nail! Waaaaaah! Then stop being a crybaby and rip it off. Geesh. No, that makes too much sense, I would rather hop online and bitch about it! Chickenshit! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #23 August 3, 2010 Quote WAAAAAH! WAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Somebody call the WAMBULENCE! Skyride, swooping, base jumpers, newbies, old farts waaaaaah! Let's see, what else is there to cry about? Let's go ahead and get it all out in this thread so we dont have to swift through all the SHIT on these forums anymore. Have a nice day. Go jump a round alread ya wus and quit yer whinin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matthewcline 0 #24 August 3, 2010 Slow day at the Office?An Instructors first concern is student safety. So, start being safe, first!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #25 August 3, 2010 QuoteSlow day at the Office? Ha! Dont even get me started. half my clients refuse to give me ANY input on creative...they just want to see what we come up with, and they want it NOW, and the other half wants to give so much input that I dont understand why they are hiring me in the first place."If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
