ryoder 1,397 #1 August 15, 2010 News for Remster. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10965608"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #2 August 15, 2010 This is not news... Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #3 August 15, 2010 Damn, that was quick!What are you doing on the computer in the middle of a Sunday? My excuse: I'm stuck doing -on-call duty, (but I did sneak out for a 30-miler this morning)."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #4 August 15, 2010 I was looking for recipes for some grilling we're doing tonight to celebrate a couple of Bronze medal winners / friends who just came back from Russia.... And saw your attempt at making fun of me! :-pRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 August 15, 2010 Your article is really depressing. It said "middle aged" starts at 35yrs old!I had two night shifts of special assignment, so I just woke up and my day is wasted recovering from the temporary shift change. --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #6 August 15, 2010 Quote Your article is really depressing. It said "middle aged" starts at 35yrs old! The issue here is the word "middle." Life expectancy in the US is only 78.4 years. Let's assume the exact middle is 40 years and put a 5 year buffer on either side of that (which is pretty f'in' conservative). There ya go, 35. Suck it up cupcake. Personally I'd be more than happy to kill somebody in order to be 35 again. This, perhaps, explains the allure vampires.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nightingale 0 #7 August 15, 2010 Quote News for Remster. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10965608 This isn't too bad... 1. There is an actual reason for the lycra. 2. They're actually doing something that will reduce the beer gut. Just as an aside, unless you are actually training for the olympics, there is never, ever, an excuse for a speedo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Master_Yoda 0 #8 August 15, 2010 Quote Your article is really depressing. It said "middle aged" starts at 35yrs old!I had two night shifts of special assignment, so I just woke up and my day is wasted recovering from the temporary shift change. Nah dave, what's REALLY depressing is that it said "middle aged" STOPS at 44!!!!! I ain't no freakin' senior citizen for Christ's sake! Hell I still feel like I'm 30. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #9 August 15, 2010 QuoteNah dave, what's REALLY depressing is that it said "middle aged" STOPS at 44!!!!! No, THAT'S not the depressing part. The depressing part is while "middle aged" ends perhaps at 45, you actually see no benefit from being "old" for quite some time after that. You don't even get discounted theater tickets until 55 at most places and you can pretty much f'in' forget about Social Security. You're probably never going to live long enough to see that.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #10 August 15, 2010 Quote There ya go, 35. Suck it up cupcake. Personally I'd be more than happy to kill somebody in order to be 35 again. This, perhaps, explains the allure vampires. I'm 30, turned 30 this year. On the upside, staring down 30 got me back into the gym again this year. In the past 8 months I've cleaned up my diet, have a 5 day split based on traditional powerlifting workouts and I'm in the best shape I've been in in a few years. Now I guess I should start lycra shopping...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #11 August 15, 2010 Quote Quote News for Remster. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10965608 This isn't too bad... 1. There is an actual reason for the lycra. 2. They're actually doing something that will reduce the beer gut. Just as an aside, unless you are actually training for the olympics, there is never, ever, an excuse for a speedo. Exactly. Too much fabric. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #12 August 15, 2010 Quote Quote Nah dave, what's REALLY depressing is that it said "middle aged" STOPS at 44!!!!! No, THAT'S not the depressing part. The depressing part is while "middle aged" ends perhaps at 45, you actually see no benefit from being "old" for quite some time after that. You don't even get discounted theater tickets until 55 at most places and you can pretty much f'in' forget about Social Security. You're probably never going to live long enough to see that. Boy, you guys really know how to brighten MY freakin' day! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #13 August 15, 2010 QuoteI'm 30, turned 30 this year. Just to toss a little more gas on the fire . . . Did you know that when it comes to marketing films, "old" is considered anyone past 25?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #14 August 15, 2010 There was a phase for a while in climbing where the fashion was Lycra "climbing" tights. It was BAD and I am sure ALL agree. jon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #15 August 15, 2010 QuoteQuoteI'm 30, turned 30 this year. Just to toss a little more gas on the fire . . . Did you know that when it comes to marketing films, "old" is considered anyone past 25? Aren't they still playing teens at that age?Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #16 August 15, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuoteI'm 30, turned 30 this year. Just to toss a little more gas on the fire . . . Did you know that when it comes to marketing films, "old" is considered anyone past 25? Aren't they still playing teens at that age? Well, in the movies you're probably talking about, the phrase is typically stated as "18 to play younger."quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,061 #17 August 15, 2010 Hi Paul, Quote Did you know that when it comes to marketing films, "old" is considered anyone past 25? In a month & three days I will hit 70; they only market Depends & Viagra to us. JerryBaumchen PS) I recently lost 20 lbs so things are looking better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #18 August 15, 2010 Quote Quote I'm 30, turned 30 this year. Just to toss a little more gas on the fire . . . Did you know that when it comes to marketing films, "old" is considered anyone past 25? Ok, but then again, I hate all of those stupid vampire movies of late, so I'm not their demographic to begin with.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #19 August 15, 2010 Quote Hi Paul, Quote Did you know that when it comes to marketing films, "old" is considered anyone past 25? In a month & three days I will hit 70; they only market Depends & Viagra to us. JerryBaumchen PS) I recently lost 20 lbs so things are looking better. Damn! Must be good genes...you look better now than I did at 30!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #20 August 15, 2010 BTW, cycling shorts should always be black. See attachment for why."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #21 August 15, 2010 Quote News for Remster. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-10965608 Speed skydiving competitions....... Guys.... JUST SAY NO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #22 August 16, 2010 QuoteBTW, cycling shorts should always be black. See attachment for why. Actually, those shorts are quite helpful. If more men would wear red spandex, women could decide quickly that there's no point in going home with you after we let you buy all our drinks!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #23 August 16, 2010 QuoteQuoteBTW, cycling shorts should always be black. See attachment for why. Actually, those shorts are quite helpful. If more men would wear red spandex, women could decide quickly that there's no point in going home with you after we let you buy all our drinks! FAIL Some men are growers not show-ers, some samall flacids turn into big angry monsters Aand not all large looking softies improve in sizeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 August 16, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuoteBTW, cycling shorts should always be black. See attachment for why. Actually, those shorts are quite helpful. If more men would wear red spandex, women could decide quickly that there's no point in going home with you after we let you buy all our drinks! FAIL Some men are growers not show-ers, some samall flacids turn into big angry monsters Aand not all large looking softies improve in size That is the excuse that all you guys use when you have insecurity about your small size.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #25 August 16, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote BTW, cycling shorts should always be black. See attachment for why. Actually, those shorts are quite helpful. If more men would wear red spandex, women could decide quickly that there's no point in going home with you after we let you buy all our drinks! FAIL Some men are growers not show-ers, some samall flacids turn into big angry monsters Aand not all large looking softies improve in size That is the excuse that all you guys use when you have insecurity about your small size. I dont have a small one, I'm statistically slightly above average in length, but i'm told my girth is well above averageYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
