Nataly 38 #1 September 30, 2010 ...cheese! Well, that holds true for all of my cooking disasters, anyway! Just made some *awful* tomato sauce - added cheese and presto: it was edible (only *just*!) So what's your miracle fix-all for stuff apart from the obvious ones (sex, duct tape, etc.)??"There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #2 September 30, 2010 Quote ...cheese! Well, that holds true for all of my cooking disasters, anyway! Just made some *awful* tomato sauce - added cheese and presto: it was edible (only *just*!) So what's your miracle fix-all for stuff apart from the obvious ones (sex, duct tape, etc.)?? The phone : Take outI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,134 #3 September 30, 2010 Wine. Either add it to the dish, or drink it alongside whatever you're eating. Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #4 September 30, 2010 QuoteSo what's your miracle fix-all for stuff apart from the obvious ones (sex, duct tape, etc. While I agree that cheese can improve duct tape, but cheese improving sex? You're weird....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #5 September 30, 2010 QuoteQuoteSo what's your miracle fix-all for stuff apart from the obvious ones (sex, duct tape, etc. While I agree that cheese can improve duct tape, but cheese improving sex? You're weird.... Never had a good cheesing, huh?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #6 September 30, 2010 Two cheese threads today and I can't think of anything cheesey to say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #7 September 30, 2010 Just say your name. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #8 September 30, 2010 Quote So what's your miracle fix-all for stuff apart from the obvious ones (sex, duct tape, etc.)?? It you can't fix it by adding bacon, hit it with some more hot sauce. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #9 September 30, 2010 Quote Just say your name. That was a very bad mental image!Supply Bleach Please!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #10 September 30, 2010 Say my name, Turtle. What's my name, Shell Boy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #11 September 30, 2010 Quote Say my name, Turtle. What's my name, Shell Boy. You are the Juggernaut, Bitch!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #12 September 30, 2010 Quote Quote So what's your miracle fix-all for stuff apart from the obvious ones (sex, duct tape, etc. While I agree that cheese can improve duct tape, but cheese improving sex? You're weird.... While cheese improves food, I hadn't considered its other applications... Cheese improving sex... Yep... I can *totally* see it!! But what I meant was: is there anything else that improves almost anything (not necessarily in relation to food/eating)? I think duct tape is a good example - it fixes everything - even bad food (ie: you can duct tape to a chair the person who made the bad food and force-feed *all* of it to them!!)..."There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #13 September 30, 2010 But can duct tape fix bad sex? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,134 #14 September 30, 2010 Quote But can duct tape fix bad sex? Ask Banesanura Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 September 30, 2010 Quote Quote But can duct tape fix bad sex? Ask Banesanura Wendy P. If used with chloroform . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,393 #16 September 30, 2010 Quote So what's your miracle fix-all for stuff apart from the obvious ones (sex, ... If you are going to rule out sex, then the only answer I have left is: money."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nataly 38 #17 September 30, 2010 Quote But can duct tape fix bad sex? Well d'uh!! Apart from many pleasure-enhancing scenarios, as a last resort you can always tape your partner to the bed and go out to find yourself a better partner!! "There is no problem so bad you can't make it worse." - Chris Hadfield « Sors le martinet et flagelle toi indigne contrôleuse de gestion. » - my boss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,393 #18 September 30, 2010 Quote Quote But can duct tape fix bad sex? Well d'uh!! Apart from many pleasure-enhancing scenarios, as a last resort you can always tape your partner to the bed and go out to find yourself a better an additional partner!! FIFY"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #19 September 30, 2010 I can't believe no one's mentioned chocolate syrup yet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #20 September 30, 2010 Quote I can't believe no one's mentioned chocolate syrup yet. Chocolate syrup does NOTHING to help the taste of Hungarian GoulashI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #21 September 30, 2010 OMG, my first thought when I read the title of your thread (before I even opened the thread), was........ ........"cheese". My husband would say bacon, of course, but I say cheese. As long as it's the good stuff and not the overprocessed crap that's known as "american cheese". That stuff is nasty. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #22 September 30, 2010 Quote OMG, my first thought when I read the title of your thread (before I even opened the thread), was........ ........"cheese". My husband would say bacon, of course, but I say cheese. As long as it's the good stuff and not the overprocessed crap that's known as "american cheese". That stuff is nasty. I have buy 12 $0.99 pizzas and $25.00 worth of supplies to make them into real pizzas. this includes 4 lbs. of shredded cheese . . . rather cost efficient, if not unhealthy.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #23 September 30, 2010 Boobies! Can't believe nobody has posted that one already."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 September 30, 2010 Quote Boobies! Can't believe nobody has posted that one already. As billvon would say - It's all in the subtext. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipbelt 0 #25 October 1, 2010 coney sauce , it almost always helps , but even if it doesn't , it can't hurt ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
