banesanura 1 #1 October 22, 2010 There are bombs exploding out of my asshole. Make it stop!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #2 October 22, 2010 Quote There are bombs exploding out of my asshole. Make it stop! Anyone else think its funny shes talking about asshole and then does the pirate face? Asspirate?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #3 October 22, 2010 Quote There are bombs exploding out of my asshole. Make it stop! Stop letting people put them in there."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #4 October 22, 2010 Thank you, for making me think about your ass...Now can ya talk about your breast? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #5 October 22, 2010 I literally took 5 shits today. FIVE. I'm a little disappointed that I didn't weigh my self before the 1st one. My stomach has been grumbling and I can't trust a fart. Dukie McDoodles. Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 291 #6 October 22, 2010 QuoteI literally took 5 shits today. I literally left a couple. Did you take them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #7 October 22, 2010 Quote There are bombs exploding out of my asshole. Make it stop! Im not sure why but anytime I think of poop(aka shit) I think of billyvance...You and my coworker must have eaten at the same place. She is always pooping multiple times a day. I wish she would used the bathroom by her area instead of the one by my desk. I hate smelling poop and lysol...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #8 October 22, 2010 Might have been somebody you ate... ...might wanna lay off the Chinese! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 October 22, 2010 Quote I literally took 5 shits today. FIVE. I'm a little disappointed that I didn't weigh my self before the 1st one. My stomach has been grumbling and I can't trust a fart. Dukie McDoodles. Stay away from the Mobile Taco stands Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #10 October 22, 2010 somewhat related I was just now checking out the You Tube Guggenheim show http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osc8Gvz40C4&feature=related and happened to read this comment from a user named Bakingrecipies; "Figging is the practice of inserting a piece of ginger root into the anus or vagina. The ginger, skinned and often carved into the shape of a butt plug, causes an intense burning sensation and discomfort to the subject. If the submissive tightens the muscles of the anus, the sensation becomes more intense. For this reason it is rumored to have been done to recalcitrant wives in the Victorian age to prevent them from clenching during a spanking." WTF????Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #11 October 22, 2010 To much Astroglide?I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #12 October 22, 2010 Doctor - "Have you ever had a check up there?" Woman - "No, just a couple of Poles and a Lithuanian." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #13 October 22, 2010 QuoteI literally took 5 shits today. Thank you for sharing that with us. My day is now complete. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theplummeter 14 #14 October 23, 2010 So are we talking logs or more like schools of shrimp? Sinkers? Floaters? Consistent color? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #15 October 23, 2010 Quote There are bombs exploding out of my asshole. Make it stop! post video Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #16 October 23, 2010 Have some corn. No chewing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #17 October 23, 2010 Quote Have some corn. No chewing. Todays lesson...we actually digest the inside of the corn, Just not the shell, those corn kernals you see, are just skins, that are full of shit...(then they go post on SC) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #18 October 23, 2010 Quote Have some corn. No chewing. Five times a day, I'd be better off with a straw Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #19 October 23, 2010 So what mexican/Indian/etc?, diet did you eat to create such a day? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #20 October 23, 2010 QuoteSo what mexican/Indian/etc?, diet did you eat to create such a day? Must have been some bad sausage.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #21 October 23, 2010 QuoteQuoteSo what mexican/Indian/etc?, diet did you eat to create such a day? Must have been some bad sausage. Shouldn't have spanked it that hard."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #22 October 23, 2010 Quote Quote So what mexican/Indian/etc?, diet did you eat to create such a day? Must have been some bad sausage. ROFLMAO....guess that leaves out asian..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #23 October 23, 2010 So is the OP the hottie in the avatar, or sum fat fuck that talks about their bowel movements in public... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #24 October 23, 2010 QuoteSo is the OP the hottie in the avatar, or sum fat fuck that talks about their bowel movements in public... That's her . . . but she's a real ball buster.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #25 October 23, 2010 Quote Quote So is the OP the hottie in the avatar, or sum fat fuck that talks about their bowel movements in public... That's her . . . but she's a real ball buster. Just lookin for a man that bust back... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
