JohnMitchell 14 #26 December 3, 2010 Quote Every time I go up in the air I'm unsafe. Nobody likes me because I'm dangerous. "That's right . . . Ice-man. I am dangerous." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #27 December 3, 2010 Quote Quote Every time I go up in the air I'm unsafe. Nobody likes me because I'm dangerous. "That's right . . . Ice-man. I am dangerous." But you remember one thing: if you screw up, just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #28 December 3, 2010 Quote Quote Good thing about being past 50, I don't give a shit anymore! I'm invisible to women! Plus we're married, we don't have that look of....desperation, that women are so attracted to. sure, i make poor choices, but those are the only ones i have. women complain about how i treat them. i expect they'd date better men if they could. ;) "the default date" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #29 December 3, 2010 Quote Famous top gun line.It would be interesting to ask/know just how many men on the dropzone think they are the shit?The guys who are most people don't even notice and we like it that way.I met a guy from a competing DZ this past week who was sure cause he had ten years in our sport that he was the man every woman needed to have sex with?OMG,fine whatever dude.Go back were you came from and stay there.Any thoughts folks? The space bar and puctuation marks are your friends. Try them for clarity.As to your points you alluded to, it pays to advertise. Women say they like a man with a sense of humor. That's true, but they want that sense of humor packaged 6' tall, good smile, and in good shape. They can be just as shallow as men.So, did your DZ visitor have any luck with his style? I know the annoying kind of guy you're talking about. They're not just limited to DZ's. But women don't usually seek out shy wallflowers. If you want to get noticed, you have to make a little noise. Don't hate the player, hate the game. BTW, Maverick rgot to rail the beejeezus out of Kelly, remember? It must've worked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #30 December 3, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Good thing about being past 50, I don't give a shit anymore! I'm invisible to women! Plus we're married, we don't have that look of....desperation, that women are so attracted to. sure, i make poor choices, but those are the only ones i have. women complain about how i treat them. i expect they'd date better men if they could. ;) "the default date" You have to have carnal knowledge -- of a lady this time -- on the premises. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeJD 0 #31 December 3, 2010 Quote Look at me with smoldering eyes and a cheeky grin and that could definitely work for me! Those eyes aren't smoldering. They've gone out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #32 December 3, 2010 Just to bring some rationallity in this thread... there are people like that... but honestly those people are generally more vocal and as such they tend to be noticed more then the people that aren't like that... and are just your everyday average joe which I think most people are... and btw...for the record: I don't think every girl wants to sleep with me... only my wife...Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #33 December 3, 2010 and btw...for the record: I don't think every girl wants to sleep with me... only my wife... Every girl wants to sleep with your wife? You lucky dog!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #34 December 3, 2010 That's funny, my ex used to think that I could have any woman I wanted. Maybe it was indicative of her opinion of me. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,048 #35 December 3, 2010 Hi Moms, So what is your address? I have some miles I need to use. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #36 December 3, 2010 QuoteFamous top gun line.It would be interesting to ask/know just how many men on the dropzone think they are the shit?The guys who are most people don't even notice and we like it that way.I met a guy from a competing DZ this past week who was sure cause he had ten years in our sport that he was the man every woman needed to have sex with?OMG,fine whatever dude.Go back were you came from and stay there.Any thoughts folks? Just to be clear, when Charlie says to Maverick, "So, you're the one", she's not speaking sexually, but in reference to the dog fight with the MiG. Additionally, he's answering that question as well. This isn't a film with a lot of subtext. It's pretty straight forward. Unless you're talking about the "Quentin Tarantino" subtext invented to explain the movie in "Sleep with Me." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzY9a-WmE6oquade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #37 December 3, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfbjUmG8zGk&feature=related A much more complete illustration~ ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PiLFy 0 #38 December 3, 2010 Quote Quote I met a guy from a competing DZ this past week who was sure cause he had ten years in our sport that he was the man every woman needed to have sex with? Is his name George Clooney? If so, he's correct; I need to have sex with him. Hey Mamma, Are you aware that Clooney took the opportunity to ridicule Heston (while he was still alive) for having a terminal disease? He was speaking @a huge awards ceremony about '02. He made fun of Charlton Heston for having Alzheimer's. He did so because Mr.Heston was the then president of the NRA. He actually did so because he is a Libertard w/no class. Still wanna play w/him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #39 December 3, 2010 Let's keep the political drama in SC where it belongs. Ok?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PiLFy 0 #40 December 4, 2010 QuoteLet's keep the political drama in SC where it belongs. Ok? Sorry, wasn't trying to open a political debate. Just wondering how she feels now after learning that tidbit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #41 December 4, 2010 Megan Fox could be openly supporting Bin Laden, deliver nuclear weapons parts to Kim Yong Il and punch baby kittens and I'd still do her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #43 December 5, 2010 Quote Still wanna play w/him? I guess Jane Fonda isn't on your list of hot older women, is she? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #44 December 5, 2010 Quote Megan Fox could . . . . punch baby kittens and I'd still do her. I bet Megan Fox has had a lot to do with kittens being killed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PiLFy 0 #45 December 5, 2010 QuoteMegan Fox could be openly supporting Bin Laden, deliver nuclear weapons parts to Kim Yong Il and punch baby kittens and I'd still do her. Last time I checked. She hasn't been on this board asking for you. Not everyone thinks w/their crotch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thomas.n.thomas 0 #46 December 5, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Good thing about being past 50, I don't give a shit anymore! I'm invisible to women! Plus we're married, we don't have that look of....desperation, that women are so attracted to. sure, i make poor choices, but those are the only ones i have. women complain about how i treat them. i expect they'd date better men if they could. ;) "the default date" You have to have carnal knowledge -- of a lady this time -- on the premises. My favorite pickup line to date... "I can see it's dangerous for you, but if the government trusts me, maybe you could." It's tough to keep a straight face with that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hobie331 0 #47 December 6, 2010 Quote Quote Good thing about being past 50, I don't give a shit anymore! I'm invisable to women! + 1 .... even the wife +2 It's a gift, I don't try to explain it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites