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you know what? I'm gonna do the same!



lol! me too! there's gonna be avocado trees springing up around this country in the weirdest fucking places! and she's gonna laugh her ass off over it! :D

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FYI for all those that are growing an avocado plant soon. B|

1.Wash the seed. Using three toothpicks, suspend it broad end down over a water-filled glass to cover about an inch of the seed.
2.Put it in a warm place out of direct sunlight and replenish water as needed. You should see roots and stem sprout in about two to six weeks.
3.When the stem is six to seven inches long, cut it back to about three inches.
4.When the roots are thick and the stem has leafed out again, plant it in a rich humus soil in a 10-1/2" diameter pot, leaving the seed half exposed.
5.Give it frequent, light waterings with an occasional deep soak. Generally, the soil should be moist but not saturated. Yellowing leaves are a sign of over-watering; let the plant dry out for a few days.
6.The more sunlight, the better.
7.If leaves turn brown and fry at the tips, too much salt has accumulated in the soil. Let water run freely into the pot and drain for several minutes.
8.When the stem is 12 inches high, cut it back to 6 inches to encourage the growth of new shoots.
9.Don't expect your house plant to bear fruit. 10.Although this does occur occasionally, it usually requires grafting. A plant grown from seed will take anywhere from five to 13 years to flower and bear fruit.
11.Fruit on trees grown from seeds are seldom good to eat.

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FYI for all those that are growing an avocado plant soon. B|

1.Wash the seed. Using three toothpicks, suspend it broad end down over a water-filled glass to cover about an inch of the seed.
2.Put it in a warm place out of direct sunlight and replenish water as needed. You should see roots and stem sprout in about two to six weeks.
3.When the stem is six to seven inches long, cut it back to about three inches.
4.When the roots are thick and the stem has leafed out again, plant it in a rich humus soil in a 10-1/2" diameter pot, leaving the seed half exposed.
5.Give it frequent, light waterings with an occasional deep soak. Generally, the soil should be moist but not saturated. Yellowing leaves are a sign of over-watering; let the plant dry out for a few days.
6.The more sunlight, the better.
7.If leaves turn brown and fry at the tips, too much salt has accumulated in the soil. Let water run freely into the pot and drain for several minutes.
8.When the stem is 12 inches high, cut it back to 6 inches to encourage the growth of new shoots.
9.Don't expect your house plant to bear fruit. 10.Although this does occur occasionally, it usually requires grafting. A plant grown from seed will take anywhere from five to 13 years to flower and bear fruit.
11.Fruit on trees grown from seeds are seldom good to eat.

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I would be in too.......I have a rose bush in my yard hear that I tend to. Probably wouldn't have made it through last summer without me. :S It must have 10-15 roses on it right now. However, I can't do the avacado thing. Lord only knows where the nearest avacado is to Northern Iraq. :S

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fooker cant grow shit.




LOL.... cept maybe dust mites!!!! :ph34r::D

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Anyone have any clue as to what happened to the "Created Life"

I would be curious to see the growth, or if it even exists anymore.
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fooker cant grow shit.




LOL.... cept maybe dust mites!!!! :ph34r::D

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Anyone have any clue as to what happened to the "Created Life"

I would be curious to see the growth, or if it even exists anymore.



I am sure it is a giant plant now...;)
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Bought a few avacados this weekend at the farmers market. I decided in her honor, I would take the seeds and "create life!" :)
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9.Don't expect your house plant to bear fruit. 10.Although this does occur occasionally, it usually requires grafting. A plant grown from seed will take anywhere from five to 13 years to flower and bear fruit.
11.Fruit on trees grown from seeds are seldom good to eat.

Ah man WTF! >:(
13 years? And it still won't ah man this sucks!

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Bought a few avacados this weekend at the farmers market. I decided in her honor, I would take the seeds and "create life!" :)
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I have a few of the Avacado trees growing planted over the last 6 years :)
I do have to take them inside in the winter but they are indeed alive...:)

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