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Define hooking up on bonfire.

:)



Def: What Ski has been desperately attempting.:D:D:D


:D:D


Quiet you, don't make me come back up to z-hills!:P
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Fact #1: There are approximately nine male skydivers for every one female skydiver.
Fact #2: The overwhelming majority of skydivers are heterosexual (at least before three drinks).
Fact #3: A lot of people have hooked up on Bonfire (formerly talkback, formerly something else I can't remember).

Conclusion: A lot a female skydivers are getting WAY more than their fair share.
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Paid the pimp fees???



You just reminded me what I need to do with my income tax refund.


Whoa! :o
I'm behind on the dizzy.com rumor mill.[:/]
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Paid the pimp fees???



You just reminded me what I need to do with my income tax refund.


Whoa! :o
I'm behind on the dizzy.com rumor mill.[:/]


Clearly so am I...

Phil, what did you leave out telling me when we met up for dinner??? [:/]>:(
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aw... I feel all left out now. :(



how about a week-long holiday in europe / switzerland; i'll get you around.. :)



too bad I can't afford the $1000 plane ticket out there. o darn. :P


it's more like 600$.. never mind!

:|

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aw... I feel all left out now. :(



how about a week-long holiday in europe / switzerland; i'll get you around.. :)



too bad I can't afford the $1000 plane ticket out there. o darn. :P


Do what I did, get a cushy job that's way too easy, pays way too much and sends you to awesome places...

By the way, I'm leaving soon... Not gonna tell you where, cause I don't want you more pissed off at me. :P
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Fact #1: There are approximately nine male skydivers for every one female skydiver.
Fact #2: The overwhelming majority of skydivers are heterosexual (at least before three drinks).
Fact #3: A lot of people have hooked up on Bonfire (formerly talkback, formerly something else I can't remember).

Conclusion: A lot a female skydivers are getting WAY more than their fair share.



Apparently, I'm in the minority. :(
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Fact #1: There are approximately nine male skydivers for every one female skydiver.
Fact #2: The overwhelming majority of skydivers are heterosexual (at least before three drinks).
Fact #3: A lot of people have hooked up on Bonfire (formerly talkback, formerly something else I can't remember).

Conclusion: A lot a female skydivers are getting WAY more than their fair share.



Apparently, I'm in the minority. :(


ditto! what the hell! that must mean a very small portion of females are getting WAY WAY WAY more than their fair share!

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Fact #1: There are approximately nine male skydivers for every one female skydiver.
Fact #2: The overwhelming majority of skydivers are heterosexual (at least before three drinks).
Fact #3: A lot of people have hooked up on Bonfire (formerly talkback, formerly something else I can't remember).

Conclusion: A lot a female skydivers are getting WAY more than their fair share.



Apparently, I'm in the minority. :(


ditto! what the hell! that must mean a very small portion of females are getting WAY WAY WAY more than their fair share!


That makes 3 of us in the minority. It's not as easy for girls as guys would like to think it is.

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ditto! what the hell! that must mean a very small portion of females are getting WAY WAY WAY more than their fair share!



It just means some of you chicks are way too picky.:P
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ditto! what the hell! that must mean a very small portion of females are getting WAY WAY WAY more than their fair share!



It just means some of you chicks are way too picky.:P


They must all be looking for size 32 waists who read GQ. :|
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