Rebecca 0 #376 August 26, 2005 Dear Sunshine, I'm bored. Could you please issue me a "Get Out of Work Free" card? Thank you. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #377 August 26, 2005 Dear Sunshine, Your postwhore skillz are lacking. I think you are a slacker. Cant you help these wretched souls?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IFallFast 0 #378 August 26, 2005 Dear Sunshine, I like beans. Do You like beans? J I like Beans Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #379 August 26, 2005 QuoteDear Sunshine... How do you keep in touch with friends when you don't jump anymore, they are far away, and you're too busy to visit?? I try to send PM's, text messages. random phone calls...but who knows if my messages are fun to get or if I'm getting annoying? I'm a-skeered that I'll be forgotten! Signed, Bad Friend Sadly, when you stop jumping you will lose some "friends." If it becomes too much like work to be friends with someone, it's time to move on. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #380 August 26, 2005 Quotehexadecimal Dear Sunshine, I drank too much last night and sent incoherent IMs to several people. Were you among the victims? NO You must hate me. ----------------------------------------------------------------- QuoteRebecca Dear Sunshine, I'm bored. Could you please issue me a "Get Out of Work Free" card? Thank you. I can give you a "get out of jail free" card. Would you like the yellow or orange one? ----------------------------------------------------------------- Quoteyardhippie Dear Sunshine, Your postwhore skillz are lacking. I think you are a slacker. Cant you help these wretched souls? Sunshine has a real job and doesn't have the internet at work anymore. -------------------------------------------------------------- QuoteIFallFast Dear Sunshine, I like beans. Do You like beans? J I love beans. Maybe i'll go to Spain and announce it on TV!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #381 August 27, 2005 Dear Sunshine, Today was a really hectic day. We put up 82 tandems. My feet hurt, I have a headache and I'm too tired to cook. Whatever shall I do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #382 August 27, 2005 QuoteDear Sunshine, Today was a really hectic day. We put up 82 tandems. My feet hurt, I have a headache and I'm too tired to cook. Whatever shall I do? I think remtard owes the pixie a foot rub and some dinner. Or maybe dinner first, then the foot rub. In either case, it's Remi's duty to serve the pixie!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #383 August 27, 2005 Dear Sunshine, You are missed and Pre wants to jump with you again. I promise I will not mess up the exit count (but you have to admit it was pretty funny). When will this happen?"Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #384 August 27, 2005 QuoteDear Sunshine, You are missed and Pre wants to jump with you again. I promise I will not mess up the exit count (but you have to admit it was pretty funny). When will this happen? Oh sweetie, the exit count was awesome!! That is still one of my fave jumps ever. Maybe next spring i'll get out to eloy. OR you could always come visit SDC. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #385 August 27, 2005 Dear Sunshine, I've been suffering from insomnia for a few weeks now and drowning myself with alcohol is not an option. I don't do "sleep aids" and the thought of the old remedy of "warm milk" is nausiating. Whatcha got in your bag of wisdom that might help? I'm sleepless in Arizona. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #386 August 29, 2005 QuoteDear Sunshine, I've been suffering from insomnia for a few weeks now and drowning myself with alcohol is not an option. I don't do "sleep aids" and the thought of the old remedy of "warm milk" is nausiating. Whatcha got in your bag of wisdom that might help? I'm sleepless in Arizona. A nice relaxing massage. Isn't there a line of stalkers just waiting for a chance to touch the magical pixie? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #387 June 2, 2006 Dear Sunshine, I am finding it increasingly annoying when people do not respond to email, phone calls in a timely manner. In fact, I find it out right rude! What suggestions do you have to helpwith my frustration? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #388 June 2, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine, I am finding it increasingly annoying when people do not respond to email, phone calls in a timely manner. In fact, I find it out right rude! What suggestions do you have to helpwith my frustration? Well if it's a guy he's prolly just playing hard to get. So when he finally responds, give him a pixie spanking!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #389 June 2, 2006 *ears perk up* did someone say spankings? Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #390 June 2, 2006 I swear!!!........I have no idea what she's talking about......."No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #391 June 2, 2006 Dear Sunshine, I don't actually have a question... well... except... I would like to know why I'm finding this TV show Bullshit (with Penn and Teller) on Showtime is extremely funny?Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #392 June 2, 2006 Dear Sunshine: Are you going to hump my leg when you finally get to meet me?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #393 June 2, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine: Are you going to hump my leg when you finally get to meet me? Hey! I have been known to hump a leg or two in my time. Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #394 June 2, 2006 Dear Sunshine: Will I be lucky enough to have GTAVercetti humping my leg when he finally meets me?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #395 June 2, 2006 Dear Sunshine, I woke up this morning with a zit on my nose. I thought I was through with zits when I turned 20. What should I do about this one? It's really interfering with my handsomeness. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #396 June 2, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine, I woke up this morning with a zit on my nose. I thought I was through with zits when I turned 20. What should I do about this one? It's really interfering with my handsomeness. Come to IL and let me pop it. I'm obsessed with zits and LOOOOVE popping them. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #397 June 2, 2006 QuoteDear Sunshine: Are you going to hump my leg when you finally get to meet me? I don't hump legs, that's what Flyangel does to people. I'll give you a hug and grab your ass though. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #398 June 2, 2006 QuoteI don't hump legs, that's what Flyangel does to people. I'll give you a hug and grab your ass though. Dear Sunshine, Yes, please. Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #399 June 2, 2006 I have the same frustration. I almost quit posting, PMs, and phone calls forever to these people. Good thing i can forgive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buried 0 #400 June 2, 2006 Dear sunshine, where's my hug? Where is my fizzy-lifting drink? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
