One Liner Fun

[gonzalesna 0]

Post your favorite work related one-liner.


This isn't an office... it's hell with flourescent lighting.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[gonzalesna 0]

I thought I wanted a career... turns out I just wanted a paycheck.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[shropshire 0]

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Post your favorite work related one-liner.


This isn't an office... it's hell with flourescent lighting.

Working here is like pissing yourself in a brown suit...... you get a lovely warm feeling but nobody notices!

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[gonzalesna 0]

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[splat123 0]

I should have paid attentsion at school & got a proper fucking job !

[airtwardo 6]

What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[PLFKING 3]

"It's not just a job......it's a sentence."


Don

"When in doubt I whip it out,
I got me a rock-and-roll band.
It's a free-for-all."

[Remster 24]

Careful of who's toes you're stepping on, for they might be connected the the ass you'll want to kiss later.

Remster

[Coreece 190]

"This is our receptionist. If you think she's cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago."

Bob: "Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."
Peter: "I wouldn't say I've been "missing" it, Bob

"We're gonna be getting rid of these people here... First, Mr. Samir Naga... Naga... Naga... Not gonna work here anymore, anyway."

Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are...

[muff528 3]

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What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?

Are you saying it's not!?

[airtwardo 6]

The last thing I want to do is hurt you... But it IS on the list.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[Squeak 17]

You CANT Fire me, SLAVES have to be sold.

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[airtwardo 6]

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[popsjumper 2]

I can't give you a raise but I can give you a title!
How about Senior Bartender?
-Rebecca to Woody

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[jtval 0]

If assholes could fly this place would be an airport.


I work on an airfield

My photos

My Videos

[airtwardo 6]

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station..

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[popsjumper 2]

Shit or get off the pot.


At Nortel, I told one of my lazy-ass bozos that and he complained to the Director. The D calls me in for a "conference".

D: You can't say that!
Me: Why not?
D: You can't say that!
Me: OK. YOU tell him.
D: I can't say that!
Me: Listen, sometimes you just have to tell the lazy bums to shit or get off the pot. So tell him however your like. Just tell him to shit or get off the pot in whatever language you want....as long as he shits or gets off the pot I don't care.
D: Ok. Ok...Go back to work. *sigh*

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[bigbearfng 16]

A boss is like a diaper.........always on your ass and full of shit.

[airtwardo 6]

~A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[gonzalesna 0]

I'll try to be nicer if you'll try being smarter.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[gonzalesna 0]

Why put off until tomorrow what you can ignore entirely...

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[airtwardo 6]

I didn't say it was your fault...I said I was blaming you!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[gonzalesna 0]

I see the screw up fairy has come to visit again...

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[airtwardo 6]

You could fuck up an anvil with a rubber mallet.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[iluvtofly 0]

I don't need anger management...I just need people to stop pissing me off!