virgin-burner 1 #1 March 10, 2012 yea, i know what you're all gonna say.. leave it at that or read on. but jesus, there's this chick i've met over buisness; now she's harrassing me like fuck knows. not a single evening goes by without texts and several phone-calls. i did go jumping, had a long drive, now i'm chilling out at home, watching a movie and just wanna be left alone. and i dont wanna hear no friggin' whuffo-shit about "being an adrenaline-junkie" and all that crap. woman, if you wanna have an opinion, go make a fucking tandem. if not, i'm fine with it, but leave my past-time to me, i promise i wont bother what you do in your free time with your fat ass. she called the THIRD fucking time, pretty much from the get-go i've told her i was tired and wanna watch a movie. by the third time, i made it VERY clear, even a billyvance would understand over the phone what i just told her. if she calls another time i'll personally go over, let her suck my cock because that's obviously what she wants, then i'll continue to strangle her with my newly bought powertool fuck this shit! rant over.“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #2 March 10, 2012 Sounds like an insurance peddler. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #3 March 10, 2012 Quote Sounds like an insurance peddler. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
texascrw 0 #4 March 10, 2012 Maybe you have it all wrong, and she just wants to help you find Jesus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #5 March 10, 2012 Quote Maybe you have it all wrong, and she just wants to help you find Jesus. if this continues, i'll help her find her maker! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolan358 0 #6 March 11, 2012 Have another woman answer your phone and pretend to be your angry wife. That will clear it up quickly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #7 March 11, 2012 QuoteHave another woman answer your phone and pretend to be your angry wife. That will clear it up quickly. Or have a buddy answer an pull the angry gay lover card...not a real stretch in VB's case! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nolan358 0 #8 March 11, 2012 Quote Quote Quote Have another woman answer your phone and pretend to be your angry wife. That will clear it up quickly. Or have a buddy answer an pull the angry gay lover card...not a real stretch in VB's case! I Don't know VB at all but that still made me laugh Twardo I like how you think Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #9 March 11, 2012 You whacko (yeah, you spelled it wrong but with your multilingual skills you wouldn't know that) You provided your own solution: " i'll personally go over, let her suck my cock because that's obviously what she wants, " (Kids...gotta teach 'em everything.)My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #10 March 11, 2012 I thought you and Ski are an item. Sure sounded like it the other night! If It was me, that'd be my story,and i'd stick with it! lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #11 March 11, 2012 Quote Quote Have another woman answer your phone and pretend to be your angry wife. That will clear it up quickly. Or have a buddy answer an pull the angry gay lover card...not a real stretch in VB's case! you wanna jump in for me!? be my angry gay DADDY!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #12 March 11, 2012 Quote by the third time, i made it VERY clear, even a billyvance would understand over the phone what i just told her. Bullshit! Billyvance doesn't understand anything!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krip 2 #13 March 11, 2012 Hook her up with #2 aka Shah One Jump Wonder Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyMarko 1 #14 March 12, 2012 Date dudes...less drama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #15 March 12, 2012 Quote Date dudes...less drama Sheep don't 'borrow' your clothes! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 March 12, 2012 Quote Date dudes...less drama There's a reason for the term Drama QUEENYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TriGirl 268 #17 March 12, 2012 Quote Date dudes...less drama I beg to differ. See the upside, and always wear your parachute! -- Christopher Titus Shut Up & Jump! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #18 March 12, 2012 Quote Quote Date dudes...less drama I beg to differ. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #19 March 12, 2012 Quote Date dudes...less drama I'll stick with the drama, thank-you-very-much. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #20 March 12, 2012 Quote Date dudes...less drama Rosy never says no.Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #21 March 12, 2012 Quote Quote Date dudes...less drama Rosy never says no. You're the only guy I know that spills beer on his hand to get his date drunk! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #22 March 12, 2012 She cute? I do have an opening in my cult for a cute stalker. But only if she is cute size 8 and under and can sneak into my place make me dinner clean up and be out before I come in.Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #23 March 12, 2012 Quote She cute? I do have an opening in my cult for a cute stalker. But only if she is cute size 8 and under and can sneak into my place make me dinner clean up and be out before I come in. Yer outta luck there buddy...she ONLY goes for Skydivers! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shah269 0 #24 March 12, 2012 Hey I'm in nj and we have this thing called wi ter and for the past two years I was studying for my MBA So she may call me master Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay. The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #25 March 12, 2012 Quote Hey I'm in nj and we have this thing called wi ter and for the past two years I was studying for my MBA Yeah Yeah Yeah...and the checks in the mail, somebody planted the drugs & it's not incest if she's a 1/2 sister. We've heard all your 'excuses' ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites