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can shoot outside video in a far superior fashion, it was deeply disappointing.



Yet another reason to warn noobs about gopros...



I am waiting for a certain noob poster with his Go-Pro and less than sufficient numbers to be jumping a camera as well as the canopy he is jumping, to post his latest video rendering, after he recovers

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Me too!

I just hope he's actually recovering well enough to have actual sex.

I do want to see the video because smashing into the ground is sometimes great to watch in slow motion.
My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

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Porn, my ass. :|



Any of you Gay guys wanna help Billy out here?


Forgot to add the comma. Fucker. :|:D


That phrase gave me pause as well.:o
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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no penetration visible!
life is too short for softporn :P


even in softporn you get usually at least the idea of penetration; the way they were seated, it's hardly doable; or voodoo's schlong is donkey-sized - and it's not! :P
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So it looks like Hope Howell decided to go a little further in the porn industry. If anybody is interested, here is a short video that I stumbled across. It's not the greatest video, but definitely better scenery than the last.

I don't know how to make the clicky, someone is welcome to fix that if they'd like. Hope you enjoy..

http://video.xnxx.com/video1562566/hope_howell_fucks_a_huge_cock

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So it looks like Hope Howell decided to go a little further in the porn industry. If anybody is interested, here is a short video that I stumbled across. It's not the greatest video, but definitely better scenery than the last.

I don't know how to make the clicky, someone is welcome to fix that if they'd like. Hope you enjoy..

http://video.xnxx.com/video1562566/hope_howell_fucks_a_huge_cock



Fixed it.;)
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Absolutely not. Sex is a very personal thing in my opinion. Aside from all the attention that this has provoked, what's the point? You certainly don't have enough time to finish the deed, hehe....:P



Obviously, you haven't heard of fluffing... :P
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Absolutely not. Sex is a very personal thing in my opinion. Aside from all the attention that this has provoked, what's the point? You certainly don't have enough time to finish the deed, hehe....:P



Obviously, you haven't heard of fluffing... :P


u fluff much!? :)

:D:D:D
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
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Absolutely not. Sex is a very personal thing in my opinion. Aside from all the attention that this has provoked, what's the point? You certainly don't have enough time to finish the deed, hehe....:P



Obviously, you haven't heard of fluffing... :P


You've got a 20 minute ride up to do that ;):)

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Absolutely not. Sex is a very personal thing in my opinion. Aside from all the attention that this has provoked, what's the point? You certainly don't have enough time to finish the deed, hehe....:P



Obviously, you haven't heard of fluffing... :P


You've got a 20 minute ride up to do that ;):)


Longer than that at some Cessna dzs.
"I fly because it releases my mind from the tyranny of petty things." - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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I work with some amazing women.
Very smart very talented and best of all very funny.

One asked me once, "So how long does it last?"
Me "Well doing the math a minute maybe a minute ten"
"Oh and are the girls ok with that?"
Me "I mean we do have to pull before we hit the ground...but if she shows some boobies it may go to say a min and a half or so i guess?"
"Hu wow these girls sure know what they are doing!"
Me "Oh yeah all professionals and very safe......wait a minute! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!"

At his point all of the women in my office were red and giggling.

So if 1min 20sec is enough for some of you go for it!
:)
To this day the ladies in my office bust my chops about that joke..

Life through good thoughts, good words, and good deeds is necessary to ensure happiness and to keep chaos at bay.

The only thing that falls from the sky is birdshit and fools!

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Absolutely not. Sex is a very personal thing in my opinion. Aside from all the attention that this has provoked, what's the point? You certainly don't have enough time to finish the deed, hehe....:P



Obviously, you haven't heard of fluffing... :P


u fluff much!? :)

No, why don't you elaborate....:S

:D:D:D

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