npgraphicdesign 2 #1 October 16, 2013 What was your worst date? Let's hear them!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #2 October 16, 2013 npgraphicdesign What was your worst date? Let's hear them!! October 11, 1969. I was all warm and cozy, and I got squeezed out of my accommodations.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #3 October 16, 2013 npgraphicdesign What was your worst date? Let's hear them!! The first date with my now exHusband. I should've never gone. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #4 October 16, 2013 Girl calls me and picks me up from my house to get some late-night food. We had done the deed once already, so she was dressed very hot (on a cold day!). Very short skirt, no panties, tight shirt and makeup. I go out, get in her car, and we drive all of four blocks to the restaurant (it was a winter night, so no walking). On the way, she gets a text, and says she's got another guy that just landed at the airport and on his way to her house. She drives around the block and drops me off. I guess she liked him better. Also the shortest date of my life. Except that one time I woke up after ejaculating in my sleep. My hand was pissed off.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #5 October 16, 2013 riddler Girl calls me and picks me up from my house to get some late-night food. We had done the deed once already, so she was dressed very hot (on a cold day!). Very short skirt, no panties, tight shirt and makeup. I go out, get in her car, and we drive all of four blocks to the restaurant (it was a winter night, so no walking). On the way, she gets a text, and says she's got another guy that just landed at the airport and on his way to her house. She drives around the block and drops me off. How much was she? Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #6 October 16, 2013 Remster ***Girl calls me and picks me up from my house to get some late-night food. We had done the deed once already, so she was dressed very hot (on a cold day!). Very short skirt, no panties, tight shirt and makeup. I go out, get in her car, and we drive all of four blocks to the restaurant (it was a winter night, so no walking). On the way, she gets a text, and says she's got another guy that just landed at the airport and on his way to her house. She drives around the block and drops me off. How much was she? Cheaper than she would have been.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pacific 0 #7 October 16, 2013 First date...on the way to the restaurant, she tells me she has a boyfriend. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #8 October 16, 2013 PacificFirst date...on the way to the restaurant, she tells me she has a boyfriend. Then what made you think it was a date and not friends getting together for dinner?Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pacific 0 #9 October 16, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy***First date...on the way to the restaurant, she tells me she has a boyfriend. Then what made you think it was a date and not friends getting together for dinner? We were not friends. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #10 October 16, 2013 Took this girl out that my friend urged me to go out with. At some point in the date she says can we go visit this same friend? I didn't think anything of it but said sure. So we went to his house for a bit. Then it was time for her to go home, so as we were driving around the curve with my dumb ass eyes on her while she was signing, and not on the road, I flattened both left side tires on the stone curb on a divided road. It was late at night and before the era of cell phones with text messaging. All we could do was walk back to our friend's house and get help. He called her mom and said "I'm going to drop them both off, I mean.... (look of stupid on his face) drop HER off". Turns out the little bitch had the hots for HIM. And married HIM too. And had 3 kids with HIM as well. And looking at her now, boy was that close... whew! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #11 October 16, 2013 Pacific ******First date...on the way to the restaurant, she tells me she has a boyfriend. Then what made you think it was a date and not friends getting together for dinner? We were not friends. ... maybe she thought you were a new friend, in the "friend zone"? Anyway, that sucks for you. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #12 October 17, 2013 There have been so many.... Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
npgraphicdesign 2 #13 October 17, 2013 Tink1717 There have been so many.... ....still waiting for the horror stories here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 24 #14 October 17, 2013 npgraphicdesign ***There have been so many.... ....still waiting for the horror stories here. Good thing our exes dont post here. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrDom 0 #15 October 17, 2013 I met this girl in college (I was a DJ for a night club and gentleman's establishment, she a dancer at said establishment, we also had a chemistry class together) and started hanging out after our shifts at work. Decided we were hitting it off well, so went on a date. Things got a bit "friendly" afterward and I just tossed out "there isn't anything I need to know like... I dont know... you being married or anything right" and this look of horror came over her. I got the "well, its complicated, we're kind of separated" and big long running story. I thought it was BS so I immediately broke the mess off because I just didnt feel like being a homewrecker or "the other man". Was a bit of a mess, and she actually became friends with my roommate (who was also my good friend's girlfriend) and later relayed that she (the married girl) was mid-divorce and really into me. She was a looker and smart to boot. Was insult to injury Fortunately we are still friends, but definitely a "worst dating moment" if not "most awkward" You are not the contents of your wallet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #16 October 17, 2013 This one ... YUK (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #17 October 17, 2013 shropshire This one ... YUK You crazy! Those are the best dates ever. Though they don't usually put out. And they do have a habit of disappearing. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #18 October 17, 2013 I know, I love them too ... but that wouldn't have worked in the thread (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
davjohns 1 #19 October 18, 2013 I can't say I've ever had a really bad date. But I have had dates that I wasn't really into. A female co-worker insisted that I go out with her friend. I contacted the friend and arranged to meet. We went mountainbike riding at a local state park. I met her at a neutral location and we took my Jeep to the trail. I took her on tame trails so she would enjoy it. We chatted along the way. Had lunch afterwards and more chat. Nothing wrong with it. There just wasn't anything there for me. I felt kind of bad about it. At work Monday, my co-worker told me her friend gushed about the whole thing. She thought I was great, loved my Jeep, loved biking, etc. Said it was her best first date ever. :/I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet.. But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 135 #20 October 18, 2013 npgraphicdesign What was your worst date? Let's hear them!! your Mum scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #21 October 18, 2013 piisfish ***What was your worst date? Let's hear them!! your Mum Your Dad . . . fukr just laid there. Divot was Mightily Disappointed.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,340 #22 October 18, 2013 You know? There are very few times I'm sad that Shah was perma-banned. This isn't one of them either. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 61 #23 October 18, 2013 The Orient Express http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TthL7jZ_ywUAtheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GooniesKid 0 #24 October 18, 2013 I'm surprised no one has mentioned me being a bad date yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #25 October 18, 2013 GooniesKid I'm surprised no one has mentioned me being a bad date yet I believe it is 100% undisputed, self induced amnesia.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
