shorehambeach 9 #1 October 18, 2013 What a great sport this is - I'm getting a share of 4.5m USD thanks to DZ.com Here the nice letter explaining that came as a private message I think I will buy a Dropzone and invite you all for BEER. In case you don't believe me here is the nice email. I am just waiting for my share then I'll be inviting you all to the aptly named Sofia Johnson Dropzone Here it is : (Hey - non of you think about emailing her and stealing my money :-) Hello My Dear, Greetings, it is my pleasure to contact you after going through your profile.I expect that you are not going to let down this trust am about to repose on you for the fact that we have not yet known or written to each other before. Though I will not compel you to honor this proposal,against your will, but first let me introduce myself to you. My name is Ms. Sofia Johnson from Ivory Coast West Africa.I am the only child of my late parents and that has made me to run away from our family house because my uncles and my step mother is after my life as they want to have full access to my inheritance. My dream is to find somebody overseas whom I can trust with my future life and inheritance, also who can be able to assist me for relocation abroad and also assist me in my investment plans abroad. I am seriously searching for a very reliable person, who will assist me in this investment plans over there. I have some reasonable amount worth 4.500,000$ USD which I inherited from my late father who was a traditional ruler and an international business man before his sudden death.Presently I am ready to relocate out of this country and come over there to your area,in order to secure a resident permit and investment establishment in luctrative avenues.I wish to invest in areas like (Hospital Equipment, Transportation, Agricultural Project and Real Estate). I need to invest the money in your base because of my the political instability here.Please your assistance is highly needed to enable me achieve my educational career in your country. Your urgent response is needed so that I will give you full details on my plans for relocating to your country for these establishment.Please should in case if you are not in a good position to work with me on this aspect.I will appreciate you inform me immediately. waiting for your urgent response. Faithfully Reply to my private e-mail box. ([email protected]) Ms.Sofia Johnson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kalrigan 6 #3 October 18, 2013 OMG I just checked and she sent me the same message, TWICE!!! Does that mean I get 9 mill? :D:D:D Let's combine that money and open a Super Mega Sofia Johnson Dropzone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorehambeach 9 #4 October 18, 2013 Are you hitting on my Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud Scammer ? Maybe you and I should step outside.... I guess in Skydiving you never lose your Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud Scammer - you just lose your turn Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,351 #5 October 18, 2013 shorehambeach Are you hitting on my Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud Scammer ? Maybe you and I should step outside.... I guess in Skydiving you never lose your Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud Scammer - you just lose your turn I am not hitting on your Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud Scammer. She is hitting on me. Here I was feeling lonely and left out because I hadn't gotten one of those. And lo and behold, it shows up. I feel so much better now. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 61 #6 October 18, 2013 I guess so - I've just been offered $4.5m as well. Deleted it, don't need the hassle of another woman in my life trying to give me money.Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorehambeach 9 #7 October 18, 2013 I just cant trust any of you. I aint bringing her to the DZ that for sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #8 October 18, 2013 sorry dude she's a slut I got the same e-mailYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shorehambeach 9 #9 October 18, 2013 No Rick - face the truth. You're a player. She'd never do that to me. Keep your hands off my Nigerian Advance Fee Fraud Scammer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #10 October 18, 2013 I just got the same message today.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #11 October 18, 2013 There's plenty to go around. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #12 October 18, 2013 I'm over here crying. She left me out. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #13 October 18, 2013 KalriganOMG I just checked and she sent me the same message, TWICE!!! Does that mean I get 9 mill? :D:D:D Let's combine that money and open a Super Mega Sofia Johnson Dropzone. Can it have a wind tunnel free for everyone?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #14 October 18, 2013 turtlespeed ***OMG I just checked and she sent me the same message, TWICE!!! Does that mean I get 9 mill? :D:D:D Let's combine that money and open a Super Mega Sofia Johnson Dropzone. Can it have a wind tunnel free for everyone? I always said if I won the super duper Powerball I'd build a vertical wind tunnel near my home DZ. No freebies though. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #15 October 18, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ******OMG I just checked and she sent me the same message, TWICE!!! Does that mean I get 9 mill? :D:D:D Let's combine that money and open a Super Mega Sofia Johnson Dropzone. Can it have a wind tunnel free for everyone? I always said if I won the super duper Powerball I'd build a vertical wind tunnel near my home DZ. No freebies though. I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #16 October 18, 2013 turtlespeed *********OMG I just checked and she sent me the same message, TWICE!!! Does that mean I get 9 mill? :D:D:D Let's combine that money and open a Super Mega Sofia Johnson Dropzone. Can it have a wind tunnel free for everyone? I always said if I won the super duper Powerball I'd build a vertical wind tunnel near my home DZ. No freebies though. OK, discount just for you. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #17 October 18, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ************OMG I just checked and she sent me the same message, TWICE!!! Does that mean I get 9 mill? :D:D:D Let's combine that money and open a Super Mega Sofia Johnson Dropzone. Can it have a wind tunnel free for everyone? I always said if I won the super duper Powerball I'd build a vertical wind tunnel near my home DZ. No freebies though. OK, discount just for you. Awwwwee!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #18 October 19, 2013 I was feeling bad about being left out; But then I checked my spam trap, and found an email from the Nigerian Finance Ministry, informing me they want to send me $15.5M. So I'm good now. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kalrigan 6 #19 October 19, 2013 ryoder I was feeling bad about being left out; But then I checked my spam trap, and found an email from the Nigerian Finance Ministry, informing me they want to send me $15.5M. So I'm good now. Well shit, I want that offer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #20 October 19, 2013 Gee, thanks! Now I have to go check my junk mail to make sure I haven't missed anything important. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #21 October 19, 2013 oldwomanc6 Gee, thanks! Now I have to go check my junk mail to make sure I haven't missed anything important. I did the same thing and it's still empty. Lisa, they must think we don't need the money!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites