wayneflorida 0 #1 January 9, 2014 Remember to recycle. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2536430/Eye-watering-X-rays-bottle-stuck-mans-rear-hooked-wire-tried-pull-got-trapped-well.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 January 9, 2014 What an idiot. Why wouldn't someone leave the bottleneck outside? I think as is it would create a vacuum and he'd never get it out without breaking the seal. Dumb dumb. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #3 January 9, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy What an idiot. Why wouldn't someone leave the bottleneck outside? I think as is it would create a vacuum and he'd never get it out without breaking the seal. Dumb dumb. you've really thought this through haven't you You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,387 #4 January 9, 2014 LuckyMcSwervy What an idiot. Why wouldn't someone leave the bottleneck outside? I think as is it would create a vacuum and he'd never get it out without breaking the seal. Dumb dumb. From a friend who once worked as an orderly in a Chicago ER: The Dr can drill a hole in the bottle to release the vacuum."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 January 9, 2014 Rick ***What an idiot. Why wouldn't someone leave the bottleneck outside? I think as is it would create a vacuum and he'd never get it out without breaking the seal. Dumb dumb. you've really thought this through haven't you Honestly, I read a sleazy article years ago about why people shouldn't participate in those kinds of activities and it mentioned exactly that. I think is was Cosmopolitan magazine or something like that.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #6 January 9, 2014 ryoder ***What an idiot. Why wouldn't someone leave the bottleneck outside? I think as is it would create a vacuum and he'd never get it out without breaking the seal. Dumb dumb. From a friend who once worked as an orderly in a Chicago ER: The Dr can drill a hole in the bottle to release the vacuum. That's what the article said had to be done to correct the "situation". Freaks. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 622 #7 January 9, 2014 Or Screw Magazine. Something like that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 14 #8 January 9, 2014 A good friend is an ER doc. He could write a whole book on "What I've Pulled from People's Rectums." My favorite quote from him is this: "Doc, you won't believe how this happened." "You're right, I won't believe it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fog52 58 #9 January 9, 2014 At least he wasn't sacrificing small animals for his "adventures".Magna res est vocis et silentii temperamentum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,123 #10 January 9, 2014 You can learn all kinds of things from ER doctors Note: don't click on the link unless you have a lot of time, and can afford to laugh out loud Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rifleman 61 #11 January 10, 2014 Thank you for that link. This has to be my favourite so far: BASED ON A CASE TODAY... don't allow someone with a known poorly controlled seizure disorder to perform oral sex on you... enough said... Atheism is a Non-Prophet Organisation Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingRhenquest 1 #12 January 10, 2014 I saw one in a story in the Montgomery Advertiser some years back about a prisoner who'd stashed a gun(!) and a few other things up there. Just like a squirrel, keeping his stash between his cheeks!I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #13 January 10, 2014 wmw999You can learn all kinds of things from ER doctors IMveryHO, his thread ties for #1 best thread on the internet, ever. I've been following it for a couple years now. It's a GREAT read. Like Wendy said, make sure you have several hours free. For the record, the other is the Gold Bond nut powdering thread from the Subaru forum that got cross-posted a few years ago. Second place goes the the lost and found camera thread on Scubaboard, which after a while was also crossposted here. DZ.com has had some GREAT threads, but compared to those, we are children walking amongst giants. Elvisio "Always use the right tool for the right job" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #14 January 10, 2014 normissOr Screw Magazine. Watch out for paper cuts."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #15 January 10, 2014 This seems relevant... http://deadspin.com/5971049/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-this-year French bread!!!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #16 January 10, 2014 SOCMOB is my new favorite ackronym.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
