Squeak 17 #1501 December 21, 2013 oldwomanc6 Maybe not, if you turn the fan on and hang from it, it's the very definition of swinging! That would be spinning, not swingingYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #1502 December 21, 2013 Squeak *** Maybe not, if you turn the fan on and hang from it, it's the very definition of swinging! That would be spinning, not swingingNot if you have a rope! (webster's 3rd def).lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #1503 December 21, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ************You guys are bad. I gotta be me.However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman. They only told me after the fact. OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya? Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor. If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #1504 December 21, 2013 mjosparky ***************You guys are bad. I gotta be me.However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman. They only told me after the fact. OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya? Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor. If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck. Sparky ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1505 December 21, 2013 Good morning! Quote Philbo Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1507 December 22, 2013 Sorry for the delay in posting. I actually left my house today. 1st one for the evening: Quote Wolfriverjoe Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1508 December 22, 2013 Quote A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way). Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #1509 December 22, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy Quote A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way). Works for me....I'am easy. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #1510 December 22, 2013 mjosparky *** Quote A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way). Works for me....I'am easy. Sparky But are you cheap?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1511 December 22, 2013 mjosparky ***************You guys are bad. I gotta be me.However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman. They only told me after the fact. OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya? Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor. If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck. Sparky Is that what the women were called?? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,393 #1512 December 22, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ******************You guys are bad. I gotta be me.However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman. They only told me after the fact. OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya? Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor. If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck. Sparky Is that what the women were called?? Maybe he meant "damsels" and got tripped up by auto-correct."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1513 December 22, 2013 I'm sure that's it. Although diesels was funny since I've never heard it used in that way. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1514 December 22, 2013 Good morning! Quote Dove Pammi Michele Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
legalart 0 #1515 December 22, 2013 Conundrum, nuff said. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mjosparky 3 #1516 December 22, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ******************You guys are bad. I gotta be me.However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman. They only told me after the fact. OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya? Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor. If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck. Sparky Is that what the women were called?? You would have to be there to get the full effect. SparkyMy idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #1517 December 22, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy I'm sure that's it. Although diesels was funny since I've never heard it used in that way. http://izquotes.com/quote/229660"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StoppieJoe 7 #1518 December 22, 2013 mjosparky *** Quote A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way). Works for me....I'am easy. Sparky Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video.Carpe Diem, Even if it kills me -- "Dead Poet's Society" "Are you getting into trouble over there?" --- "Nothing that I'm going to admit to!" ____________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 3 #1519 December 22, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy Quote theonlyski Damnit twardo, NO means NO!"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #1520 December 23, 2013 StoppieJoe ****** Quote A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way). Works for me....I'am easy. Sparky Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video. Sorry way to crowded for me!! So stoppiejoe can take my place.No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1521 December 23, 2013 promise5 ********* Quote A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way). Works for me....I'am easy. Sparky Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video. Sorry way to crowded for me!! So stoppiejoe can take my place. Me too. I'm a one on one girl. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't share well with others. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StoppieJoe 7 #1522 December 23, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ************ Quote A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way). Works for me....I'am easy. Sparky Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video. Sorry way to crowded for me!! So stoppiejoe can take my place. Me too. I'm a one on one girl. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't share well with others. Grrr, Pretty sure its now all guys.... I'm not filming it anymore. Don't think y'all want proof about this one happening.Carpe Diem, Even if it kills me -- "Dead Poet's Society" "Are you getting into trouble over there?" --- "Nothing that I'm going to admit to!" ____________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #1523 December 23, 2013 LuckyMcSwervy ************ Quote A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way). Works for me....I'am easy. Sparky Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video. Sorry way to crowded for me!! So stoppiejoe can take my place. Me too. I'm a one on one girl. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't share well with others. Oh I don't share well with others. My Ex thought I wouldn't mind sharing him. He was wrong!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #1524 December 23, 2013 StoppieJoe *************** Quote A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way). Works for me....I'am easy. Sparky Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video. Sorry way to crowded for me!! So stoppiejoe can take my place. Me too. I'm a one on one girl. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't share well with others. Grrr, Pretty sure its now all guys.... I'm not filming it anymore. Don't think y'all want proof about this one happening.I'd never allow video of anything anyway. Nice try, kiddo. Enjoy your sword fights. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #1525 December 23, 2013 sword fights ??!!! Lol I've never heard that before!!!!No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites