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iluvtofly

Who do you want to bang from DZ.com?

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turtlespeed    212

turtlespeed
mjosparky

***:o:o:o:o:o

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A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way).>:(



:o:o:o:o:o


Works for me....I'am easy.

Sparky

But are you cheap?:o:D
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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LuckyMcSwervy    0

LuckyMcSwervy
mjosparky

***************You guys are bad. :P:P:P



I gotta be me.:|:D

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.:o

:o:o:o OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! :P

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?[:/]

Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. :|

When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor.

If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck.

Sparky

Is that what the women were called?? :o:o:o
Always be kinder than you feel.

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ryoder    1,400

ryoder
LuckyMcSwervy

******************You guys are bad. :P:P:P



I gotta be me.:|:D

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.:o

:o:o:o OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! :P

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?[:/]

Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. :|

When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor.

If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck.

Sparky

Is that what the women were called?? :o:o:o

Maybe he meant "damsels" and got tripped up by auto-correct.
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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mjosparky    3

mjosparky
LuckyMcSwervy

******************You guys are bad. :P:P:P



I gotta be me.:|:D

However in my defense, I never knowingly went out with a married woman.
They only told me after the fact.:o

:o:o:o OMG... what a slut!! Her, not you!!! :P

Never been around a military base when the division is gone, have ya?

Gotta become a damn investigator. Tan lines on the ring finger? Pictures of her and a guy that she claims is her brother/roommate? No job yet has a nice house?[:/]

Years ago, someone down in Key West told me the Navy guys marry ugly women so no one will want to bone them while they're deployed. I always thought that was mean. :|

When I was in the Navy they were called “WestPac Widows”. We would go down to Chula Vista to the Shit Kick’n bars and drive the diesels around the dance floor.

If you were going on a WestPac cruse you leave 5 or 6 pairs of shoes and boots around the house to keep the Marines at bay. They would rather shine shoes the fuck.

Sparky

Is that what the women were called?? :o:o:o

You would have to be there to get the full effect.

Sparky
My idea of a fair fight is clubbing baby seals

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StoppieJoe    7

StoppieJoe
mjosparky

***:o:o:o:o:o

Quote

A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way).>:(



:o:o:o:o:o


Works for me....I'am easy.

Sparky

Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video.
Carpe Diem, Even if it kills me -- "Dead Poet's Society"

"Are you getting into trouble over there?" --- "Nothing that I'm going to admit to!"
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promise5    17

promise5
StoppieJoe

******:o:o:o:o:o

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A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way).>:(



:o:o:o:o:o


Works for me....I'am easy.

Sparky

Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video.

Sorry way to crowded for me!! So stoppiejoe can take my place.
No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

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LuckyMcSwervy    0

LuckyMcSwervy
promise5

*********:o:o:o:o:o

Quote

A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way).>:(



:o:o:o:o:o


Works for me....I'am easy.

Sparky

Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video.

Sorry way to crowded for me!! So stoppiejoe can take my place.

Me too. I'm a one on one girl. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't share well with others. :P
Always be kinder than you feel.

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StoppieJoe    7

StoppieJoe
LuckyMcSwervy

************:o:o:o:o:o

Quote

A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way).>:(



:o:o:o:o:o


Works for me....I'am easy.

Sparky

Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video.

Sorry way to crowded for me!! So stoppiejoe can take my place.

Me too. I'm a one on one girl. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't share well with others. :P

Grrr, Pretty sure its now all guys.... I'm not filming it anymore. Don't think y'all want proof about this one happening.B|B|B|
Carpe Diem, Even if it kills me -- "Dead Poet's Society"

"Are you getting into trouble over there?" --- "Nothing that I'm going to admit to!"
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promise5    17

promise5
LuckyMcSwervy

************:o:o:o:o:o

Quote

A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way).>:(



:o:o:o:o:o


Works for me....I'am easy.

Sparky

Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video.

Sorry way to crowded for me!! So stoppiejoe can take my place.

Me too. I'm a one on one girl. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't share well with others. :P

Oh I don't share well with others. My Ex thought I wouldn't mind sharing him. He was wrong!
No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible.
Believe me I tried.

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LuckyMcSwervy    0

LuckyMcSwervy
StoppieJoe

***************:o:o:o:o:o

Quote

A 3-way with LuckyMcSwervy and promise5 at "Step into the Void”, while mjosparky watches (or he can make it a 4-way).>:(



:o:o:o:o:o


Works for me....I'am easy.

Sparky

Ill film it! It didn't happen unless its on video.

Sorry way to crowded for me!! So stoppiejoe can take my place.

Me too. I'm a one on one girl. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't share well with others. :P

Grrr, Pretty sure its now all guys.... I'm not filming it anymore. Don't think y'all want proof about this one happening.B|B|B|

I'd never allow video of anything anyway. Nice try, kiddo. Enjoy your sword fights. :P
Always be kinder than you feel.

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davjohns    1

davjohns
No need to watch the video. I will never forget the lightsaber duel.

BTW: also not into sharing. Never understood it.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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StoppieJoe    7

StoppieJoe
davjohns

No need to watch the video. I will never forget the lightsaber duel.

BTW: also not into sharing. Never understood it.



Im not into sharing either... But you can never pass a chance to get two insanely hot women on camera together. 'tis why I offered to film. :):):)
Carpe Diem, Even if it kills me -- "Dead Poet's Society"

"Are you getting into trouble over there?" --- "Nothing that I'm going to admit to!"
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LuckyMcSwervy    0

LuckyMcSwervy
StoppieJoe

***No need to watch the video. I will never forget the lightsaber duel.

BTW: also not into sharing. Never understood it.



Im not into sharing either... But you can never pass a chance to get two insanely hot women on camera together. 'tis why I offered to film. :):):)

... when people offer their consent to film, that is. :|
Always be kinder than you feel.

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BillyVance    34

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StoppieJoe

***No need to watch the video. I will never forget the lightsaber duel.

BTW: also not into sharing. Never understood it.



Im not into sharing either... But you can never pass a chance to get two insanely hot women on camera together. 'tis why I offered to film. :):):)

It's been a long time, but I still remember the Jill Kelly/Jenna Jameson scenes, back when they were da bomb. :$
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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