The "Bare" Essentials of Packing

[freeflir29 0]

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bring them to the farm i have a hiper 58 blade they can play with

Are you over compensating again?

[mnealtx 0]

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something's wrong with the boy!!

I can assure you...there is NOTHING wrong with the boy!!!

[jumpchikk 0]

Okay, you are telling me to not bring up my DZ in your thread, so don't bring yo' DZ into ours..

I've been over to The Farm more times than you've been to Rome, so when you start coming to Rome (wait, did I just say that?!!!) nevermind....

BTW... Pruitt did love it at Rome Sat. night and was asking why he wasn't brought over there sooner...
Hi Pruitt (if you are reading this)...

[jumpchikk 0]

We'll see what we can do to make that a reality for ya!

Disclaimer: We don't do this for just ANYONE

[freeflir29 0]

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We don't do this for just ANYONE

Good Girls!

[sdctlc 0]

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....can a canopy get crabs?

That is funny

"He who Hesitates Shall Inherit the Earth!"

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Okay, you are telling me to not bring up my DZ in your thread, so don't bring yo' DZ into ours..

I've been over to The Farm more times than you've been to Rome, so when you start coming to Rome (wait, did I just say that?!!!) nevermind....

BTW... Pruitt did love it at Rome Sat. night and was asking why he wasn't brought over there sooner...
Hi Pruitt (if you are reading this)...

been to rome more times than you have jumps!

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Okay, you are telling me to not bring up my DZ in your thread, so don't bring yo' DZ into ours..

was funny huh?>...

you can blame it on goofyfucker!

[hisgoofyness 0]

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you can blame it on goofyfucker!

Now how in the hell did i get drug in to this??? This is all supposed to be my fault now???

Figures... blame it on the "Fat Kid"...

Just don't piss me off... You wouldn't like me when i am angry!!!

Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!

[jumpchikk 0]

Yeah!! Ask Frank the Tank... Ben's gonna kick your ass!!!

[jumpervali 1]

You guys want to tell me why it takes 3 people to get the air out of a canopy?

And, is that the shocker? Why did this get on my PC here?

Ugggh being a DZO is tough.

jumpervali

[hisgoofyness 0]

Bout time Keith started coming out of his shell....

Looks like a Keith sammich...

Goudha is for Buddha, and that's good enough for me!

[SkiD_PL8 0]

Whoever is on top is exibiting very poor shocker form.

Greenie in training.

[teamjenn1 0]

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Whoever is on top is exibiting very poor shocker form.

just be thankful we didn't pose "the stinker"

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"His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver

"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver

[jumpchikk 0]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, that's because I don't like it like that... It's all I can do to make my fingers do it that way, much less SAY it that way!!!!!

[jumpervali 1]

Oh I just set up a turbine for Friday, Sat, and Sun. Who loves ya girls?


jumpervali

[teamjenn1 0]

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Oh I just set up a turbine for Friday, Sat, and Sun. Who loves ya girls?


jumpervali

you did that on purpose cause you knew i wasn't going to be there this weekend...big meanie...bend over for your spanking!!!!!

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"His dick is ringing!" Female Skydiver

"Well...answer it!!!" Male Skydiver

[RastaRicanAir 0]

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I have been trying to get you and your better half (in this case actually MUCH better half) out there for a while. She promised me you guys would be there 2 weeks ago. See what you missed??

More women than men at this DZ.
Poor Ben and I need some help out there. They gang up on us alot and keep trying to get us drunk and take advantage of us.

Damn near impossible to take a shower by yourself there, They keep busting in and demanding that you wash their backs.

get your asses out there. You will not be dissapointed.

HAHHAHAHAHHHAAA!!!!! [B]SHOWERS[/B] he says!! ..............................On a DROPZONE!!!!
Now I KNOW you're BAKED!
Who ever heard of showers on a dropzone??!!!
........(**exhausted post-laughter sigh**)...huh?

O.K.(certain lurkers who know who you are and who know I LOVE you like my own illegitimate children), that's the LAST shot, I promise!!!
I just couldn't resist.

OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411
-"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is

[EMSchick98 0]

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Oh I just set up a turbine for Friday, Sat, and Sun. Who loves ya girls?


jumpervali

You ROCK!!!! Now just keep the rain clouds away!!! (of course we could always be productive and hold another packing class)

"me you alcohol a rig a car and a bunch of planes what could posibly go wrong" - Pruitt

[jumpervali 1]

You'll need to get with E for the weather karma. She may be little, but she has the power.

jumpervali

[jumpervali 1]

Ok, I'm going DZO on you. Why am I finding this on my PC?

Girls anything I need to know?

jumpervali

[Icon134 0]

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Girls anything I need to know?

I don't know anything about it... but if you find any more like it... please don't hesitate to post them here...

Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife...

[Remster 24]

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I don't know anything about it... but if you find any more like it... please don't hesitate to post them here...

That whole thing is disgracefull. This is a noble sport, and making mockery of it, or any part of it like packing should be strongly frowned upon.

As a punishment, I would deem it appropriate for you to post all the pics you find on this thread to shame the perpertrators.

Remster

[ruddman 0]

Ok...wait a sec.....let's take an inventory, shall we?
More hotties than guys on the DZ
Packing classes (see the pics)
Shower loads to the point of broken shower knobs
Brass pole (use your imagination)
Turbine on Friday, Saturday and Sunday (if this needs explaining, you're a whuffo)
MORE COWBELL!
Jawbreakers at 7000 ft (You wouldn't believe me if I told you)
More newbie hotties coming this weekend(Pics coming soon)
Damnit....our DZO drives a Dodge Stratus (uh..nevermind)
IS THIS A GREAT SPORT OR WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Like they say.....When in Rome........
BRILLIANT!!!!!!

God bless and blue skies,

Rudd-man

[EMSchick98 0]

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More newbie hotties coming this weekend(Pics coming soon)

New hotties??? Well I cannot wait to see those pics!!!

"me you alcohol a rig a car and a bunch of planes what could posibly go wrong" - Pruitt