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  1. jerm

    Weird Al

    the man is a parody and lyrical genius... and you have to hand it to his band for being able to play -- well -- all the styles that he does. I haven't been to one of his shows but i've heard tell that they're so good that weird al 'whuffos' have been converted there. Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  2. do what i do.. spend xmas at a boogie.. no need for decorations Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  3. in the saddle on main.. 1100 ft in the saddle in reserve... 900ft a few years back (2001?) i watched someone chop ~300ft from a low CRW entanglement, we all thought she was dead. she ended up in the saddle with her canopy at treetop height -- didn't have enough canopy time to unstow her toggles... i'd say less than 2 sec of canopy time. scaaaary shit. Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  4. You're the one who refised to come back for the rest of the boogie Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  5. agreed.. great boogie once again.. Met lots of great new people and had a blast. As spence said, the lift capacity problems from last year were taken care of with TK planning ahead for the CASA this year (rumor has it it was on-call if we needed it earlier). C'mon people, let's all pile into zhills next xmas boogie in an epic way. oh yeah.. and who was the foold who started thw whole playing with electricity game? Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  6. are you sying that i have nothing to worry about because there is no guiar, or replying to the thread at large and noting that it's not "air " guitar because there IS a guitar? if you meant to reply to me and my comment.. please not that there IS a guitar, no matter what it's called, that i can't imagine the turbines would appreciate. Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  7. can the tunnel owners really be happy about this stuff going on? i can't imagine they will be very happy if someone accidentally lets go and gets an ironing board sucked through the turbines... it pictures are cool, but.... am i overestimating the (very expensive) equipment risk involved? Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  8. easy... fly to florida, go to zhills, talk to sally hathaway.. she's an aff instructor and a tunnel coach and a world champion belly flier. there's a skyventure tunnel nearby in orlando, a great boogie and a hell of a new year's party. what more could you ask for? Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  9. 10th month of jumping, jump 230, sabre 170, me brain-farting on an ABORTED swoop. Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  10. HA! i actually laughed out loud at that.. nicely done. As far as the firebolt, it's the fastst broom in the world! Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  11. These are some good questions, but i don't know that there are any concrete answers/whys what can be had. That being said, i'll give you my impressions fwtw. re: highly loaded reserves - most reserves aren't recommended to be loaded at the ratios that you mentioned above, but that doesn't mean that they're suddenly unsafe to fly above some magic number. Even if that number does exist, i imagine the manufactures would pad it heavily because they know that skydivers are the type to push limits, break rules, and exceed stated tolerances for fashion sake. The numbers printed on the labels are there to define a relatively 'know quantity' with respect to canopy performance. Go outside of those boundaries and they don't make any promises. As to why people would not only exceed those tolerances but do so in an egregious manner (2:1 reserve loading), that's likely a fashion issue -- small rig. Mind you, i have no doubt that i could land a PD reserve loaded at 2:1 just fine on a good day, but it's the bad days i'm worried about. The problem is that if you find yourself under your reserve, there's a good chance that it wasn't a good day that got you there. I don't want to be slumped to one side in my harness under s 2:1 reserve. The same rules about magic numbers apply to main canopies as well. Jumping a sabre at 1.7 may fall outside of the 'ideal' performance envelope identified by the manufacturers, but 'ideal performance' is a very subjective thing. If someone loves their sabre at 1.7, great. Most people jumping that sort sort of loading are looking for the kind of flight characteristics that a fully elliptical canopy is better able to provide, and i'm sure that figures highly into the recommended loadings. Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  12. uhh.. how did they disrespect your IP, exactly? Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  13. once, having unhooked the canopy and re-hooked it up w/o taking it out of the bag, somehow one 3ring had passed through the V in the other risers. It ended up that my risers were on the proper sides, but i had a backward flying canopy with the risers crossed in front of me... kindof a linetwist that woulnd't escape because one riser was trapped by the other. But it was there, square (ok, elliptical), stable, slider down and steerable...... so i landed it. Hence the name, "Reverso Rodriguez" PS. i had opened high so there was little traffic, and i made sure to land at the far end of the field to avoid other canopies. Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  14. No, but I still need access to them sometimes. For example, I had to look up the roof color today of a house we built 3 years ago. I can get you set up with internet-based backup. Data gets encrypted before it leaves your computer and stored in a secure hosting facility in either jacksonville or NYC (or both if you're really paranoid ). it's available to you at any time, no digging through tapes, no carrying hard drives home. once you tell the program what to back up it's all automated and reports get emailed to you. PM me if you're interested. Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  15. thanks sunny! they can be had from http://undercanopy.com Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  16. absolutely. apparently the author knows nothing about aerodynamics or the forces invovled in a spinning aircraft. Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  17. uhhhhhh... cause really, how fast could it POSSIBLY spin? http://www.newscientist.com/blog/invention/2006/06/spinning-touchdown.html Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  18. passenger rides only, or can you actually take control for a bit? Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  19. come to NY for a bit.... no indoor smoking :) Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  20. i hoped that was it... you'd be surprised (ok.. maybe you woulnd't) how many people know very little about themselves. as far as grossing jeiber out.... you should have peed from your vagina then ended up wiping red Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  21. jerm

    SQL Question

    win2k is nearing, of not alreay at, EOL... you should consider 2k3 the details that you provided in the later post don't seem like nanything that server shoulnd't be able to handle so long as you structure your queries efficiently also bear in mind that 120 users very very rarely means 120 simultaneous operations. also bare in mind that most webservers re-use DB connections, so you may only end up with 1 or 2 open connections to the DB per server, not 1 per user. for reference we host a sire on which 5000 simultaneous users are handled by 6 webservers and 1 SQL server. Mind you, it has 4 processors,8 gigs of ram and a 14 drive raid10, but you're not doing anything anywhere near that level of activity. from the setup you described i'd worry more about fast hard drives than anything else. you don't need 15k drives, but you should at least be running raid1 (even though writes aren't accelrated, any decent implementation will stripe reads), prefereably 5 or 10/0+1 Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  22. i can be pedantic if i want to, damnit! Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  23. it's great, so long as that's what you're into at the time the problem is when, as he said, you're really into the girl and want more but can't have it Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  24. well done! and crongratulations both for sticking to your morals and having a guy who in the end was really willing to listen and empathise with you about the whole thing. now, as for what you should do together... go get a strap-on and make sure you take a picture of his face when you present it to him Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time
  25. *taps you on the shoulder & whispers so as not to publicly humiliate you with a guy telling you how the female body works* girls pee from their urethras, not their vaginas. They're close together, but not the same place :-P Landing without injury is not necessarily evidence that you didn't fuck up... it just means you got away with it this time