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  1. I believe that this is the perfect situation. AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  2. mgregory

    Jokes

    Two buddy's are sitting in a bar. One guys says to the other, "See that girl down there? She can suck your dick and sing at the same time. She's so proud of this skill that she'll blow you right now. All you have to do is ask." The other guy says, "ok." and walks over to the girl and asks her about her talent. They make plans to meet at her apartment that night so she can show him. Later he arrives at her apartment and she ask, "Are you ready?" He replies, "You betcha." She then explains to him that when she goes down on him the lights MUST be off. He agrees, takes his pants off, and turns out the light. The girls starts going down on him... and it's good. Then she starts singing a beautiful rendition of (Your favorite song goes here). They guy starts thinking... "I need to find out how she does this!" So, he turns on the light and sees her glass eye sitting on the table by her bed..... AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  3. Here is a great panty and bra combo... It is perfect! AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  4. Ok, so what if it isn't fantastic? Then I prefer her to be sitting
  5. I picked thong... Butt I really don't care as long as the booty is fantastic! AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  6. I don't need to go to Home Depot... I go to Apartment Depot. It's just an empty wharehouse with a bunch of people standing around saying, ''I don't gotta fix shit!'' AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  7. Anyone going to be in Jamaica the week of April 11th? I'm going to be in Ocho Rios and it would be fun to have someone to jump with. AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  8. mgregory

    Cat question

    It should be at least. AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  9. well... at least you didn't die yet AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  10. it makes for great video. AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  11. Do not buy drugs from a guy named Doug at the corner store. Do not steal Mike Tyson's tiger. Do not steal a cop car. AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  12. I really liked it too. Every scene was pretty tense. AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  13. It looks like they are trying to make it more fun jumper friendly from what I saw on the website. I would just give them a call. They seemed pretty friendly when I called them. AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  14. If any of the classes are cardio/step and weight classes... Try that. I took a class like that for a while and it kicked my ass! The step moves were pretty easy to follow too. AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  15. I'm heading to Ocho Rios in April for a week. I am pumped to check out Skydive Jamaica! AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  16. PilotDave, Your photo's inspired me to get my fellow skydivers up here in Michigan to do some winter jumping this Sunday! It's gonna be awesome. I can't wait! AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  17. That is crazy he is not in the hall of fame. On the other hand, if these guys aren't getting banned... Pete Rose shouldn't be either. AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  18. I don't know what to think. So many of them used that shit. It seems unfair they should get to keep their records. I don't think he should be banned from baseball but I don't think they should be in the hall of fame either. But either way I'm not going to stop watching baseball. I just wish they would stop using so we could be talking about great players instead of cheaters. AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  19. Yeah, He's pretty cool. AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  20. It says Brittany Murphy is in it... I hope she doesn't have too many action scenes... I know it's wrong AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  21. Did anyone see that 513 pound tuna that sold for $122,000? AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  22. good point! AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  23. I'm more grossed out buy the guy who kept getting sniffed. The sniffer has a fetish that he obviously can't control. The other guy is just lazy when it comes to keeping his rear clean... that is disgusting and unacceptable. AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  24. I like a challenge. Plus, failure is always a good story AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1
  25. You have bunk houses!? Sweet! I'm planning on making a trip to the farm in February and didn't really want to pay for a hotel:) Looking forward to it! AKA MG Hammer Flying Hellfish #834 Son's Of Bacon #1