Jbag

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  1. 6way out a skyvan, 4 way turning points+1 camera man + 1 other camera man...the 5 hop on spinny chairs before they exit and get dizzy...then jump out, should be interesting.... *WARNING* do spins on ground first and if it takes anymore than 40sec to recover...dont spin as much! IHYD
  2. never met a girl named intelligence before, i hope she gives good head :) IHYD
  3. my sperm, let me at her! IHYD
  4. unless you are going to do a lot of HP landings dont get HMA, they wear out the quickest but you cant see the wear so all of a sudden, snap! i would say go with the spectra, 500 or 750 is up to you, i would go 750 just b/c there is no need to go smaller at your experience level...mine either and you might as well get strong. thats my .02 FWIW. IHYD
  5. *note to self, dont jump with krisanne* i dont want no "safe" jump, the unsafe jumps are the most fun! :). there are a few people that i dont jump with belly anymore b/c of how they act after the jump, its actually one reason why i stopped doing belly for the most part. its too structured and people got to butt hurt when something didnt go perfect, i'm not here to be a monkey, i'm here to have fun! belly jumpers seemed to have lost how to do that. IMHO. IHYD
  6. wont even charge you for my slot :) want me to pack for you too? IHYD
  7. Jbag

    chia obama

    saw it on tv so im guessing its still being sold :) IHYD
  8. ive been flying my sabre 2 170 @ 1.23 for 250 jumps now, i am still not bored of it, you can't get bored of a canopy until you have mastered everything about it...take it easy and slow down a bit before i have to buy you a spatula. IHYD
  9. do you have directions on how to do that? IHYD
  10. Jbag

    chia obama

    no idea, and i dont want one, but shit its funny :) IHYD
  11. Jbag

    chia obama

    bwahahhahaahhahha, talk about making money off stereotypes LOL!!!! AWESOME!!!! https://www.chiaobama.com/flare/next IHYD
  12. i'll fly camera on that jump :) IHYD
  13. Jbag

    IN and OUT!

    right down the street from my place right off of texas/qualcomm way. then there is one on mira mesa blvd etc etc... IHYD
  14. Jbag

    moving.....again

    Hi Jb I didn't see any bitching, I saw a very happy camper in your post but you see, you quoted my second post where i wasnt bitching anymore...if you go back to my OP you will see teh bitching....i hope. Stop ya whining focker I have had to move about 200 times in the last 12 months how bout you lick my balls you old dirty fucker! IHYD
  15. i'm going to agree and disagre...for a student yes, its way to small, but what happens when you get a girl who is 5'1" 95lbs. with gear estimated at 15lbs at that size the approx wingload will be .8. now lets say the girl buys the 150 as a first canopy w/ 25 jumps, is .8 to much of a WL for that experience? and at that point anything bigger like a 170 or 190 would almost indefinately have that pilot flying backwards and being unable to penetrate anything in any type of wind. IHYD
  16. after a 6month break i like to see how good my head down is even though i never got good at it and also see how small of a canopy i cna put in my rig so that i dont have to worry about packing. works for me great =D IHYD
  17. One in the same. Trunk (aka Mark) owns Hypoxic. He posts here under Bomb420 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?username=bomb420; his names mark? :P IHYD
  18. Jbag

    moving.....again

    Hi Jb I didn't see any bitching, I saw a very happy camper in your post but you see, you quoted my second post where i wasnt bitching anymore...if you go back to my OP you will see teh bitching....i hope. IHYD
  19. Jbag

    moving.....again

    haha, not looking for a place to stay, i got plenty of those already...just bitching :) IHYD
  20. Jbag

    moving.....again

    short story short: roommate wanted to move out to live w/ girlfriend...land lord wanted his place back and didnt give to shits about me wanting to live here, i'm stuck searching for a new place to live mid-semester. fucking awesome! IHYD
  21. i'll sell you mine. IHYD
  22. Jbag

    blister in mouth

    no but i would be interested in hearing about it, when you popped it, did the jizz that came out hit the mirror? IHYD
  23. Jbag

    Designer vagina

    If I'm going to spend money on plastic surgery it certainly wouldnt be on my vagina... A pair of boobs perhaps... Seriously, how many guys really pay attention to how a vagina looks? Most guys I know only care that it's clean.... i stopped having sex w/ a vagina b/c of how it looked. yup, a "Arby's 5 for 5 deal" vagina completely turns me off and i can't get hard. IHYD
  24. all i read on this post is good shit till you decided to post a PRIVATE message on a PUBLIC forum...there was lots of good information getting thrown your way, instead of airing out your dirty laundry and looking like a troll, try asking him what his problem is and find out why he decided that the right reply was to be rude. i wasnt going to post anything but....you started insulting the entire community, congratufuckinlations. what did that accomplish? bunch of people went from wanting to help to not giving 2 shits about you b/c you took a shit on the advice they gave. so i am just going to consider you a troll from now on. IHYD