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I volunteered to submit photos for the "name that rack v3" thread. I PM'd Turtle because my rack was too big, I mean my images of my rack were too big. He was supposed to PM pack with email address and never did. Now no pics of my rack for you to see. Now I'm sober (for the moment, until the next vicodin kicks in) and don't feel like submitting pics any more. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

I can think of at least 15 things other than skydiving equipment to spend that kind of money on. Them is fightin' words! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

What can I say I'm bored and feeling a little goofy. Its the vicodin. What's it do for you? Haven't taken vicodin or maybe you've been on a different pain killer? Then please share! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

Is this a southern skydiving thing? Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

I'm sorry for your loss. You should make them plant a full sized replacement and reimburse you for your garden too. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

As soon as California came out with the 9/11 license plates I got one. It says AMRIKA. It was the closest spelling to AMERICA I could get that wasn't already taken. Its still on my car. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

I didn't see the post before the OP deleted it, but I did read the one you referenced when it was first posted. Sounds like he's got a lot of shit going on and has chosen to use skydiving as a scapegoat. That's unfortunate. Hopefully things turn around for him. Maybe some time off will do him some good. Maybe it won't. Who knows. Regardless I wish chrismgtis all the best in his future endeavors. p.s. if anything I have written sounds like jibberish, its the vicodin. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

My favorite word today is Vicodin. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

ack! [turns and runs away] Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

MikeJD is correct. It is my dog laying on his back in the middle of my bed flashing his goods. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

eeewwwwwwwwwwwww Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

Went in for surgery to have my fractured bone removed from my foot (see pic). Woke up with a screw instead. I do enjoy a good screw, but unfortunately this one didn't leave a smile on my face. Now I'm on crutches with no weight bering on my left foot for at least two weeks Yesterday at my pre-op appointment doc said there was a 5%-10% chance I would end up with a pin in the foot. He said he was totally surprised to find the fracture had healed about 60% on its own. He was fully expecting to just remove the bone today. On a positive note, I get to take a nice long PAID leave of absence from work

Yes, please share. I'm in need of some good entertainment while I'm laid up recovering from my foot surgery. I'll be spending A LOT of time on dz.com over the next couple of weeks! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

0:7:0 Had a great time with my Hollister peeps at Lodi on Saturday then made a couple of jumps in Davis on Sunday. I'm learning to FF and went from a sit to a stand on Sunday and was pleasantly surprised at how easy it was.

My home DZ is loaning out the PAC we usually have which means they're down to a 206 for the weekend. No bueno! So I'm rounding up a group and we're heading out to Lodi bright and early tomorrow for a fun filled day of skyjumping and jello shots. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

If I was gonna be there and if I were drunk enough I just might show you my ( * )( * ) but I won't be so that's as good as its gonna get. Happy Birthday! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

Turns out my foot has been broken for the past 12+ weeks! Yep, that loosing battle with the gopher hole back in June did more than just sprain my ankle. Turns out my calcaneus (heel) has been broken this entire time! How can this be? Well, it didn't hurt and didn't really show up on the x-rays. I've been going to PT for my ankle sprain the entire time and got clearance to start running again a couple weeks ago. I was actually excited about being allowed to run ONE whole mile. The thing is I don't like to run, but I was so tired of being confined to sitting on my ass that I was actually looking forward to it. When I ran the first time my ankle was sore. It was to be expected, but my foot also popped in a place that I didn't know it could pop. Didn't hurt just felt weird. I tried running again a few days later and got the same result. The next day I was walking around in my socks and my foot started popping again. Weird. I told my physical therapist about it the next day. He was concerned about it and referred me to a podiatrist. The doc looked at the same follow up x-rays that had been taken 2 weeks after my injury (which the report said were negative) and says "I'm suspicious there is a fracture right here, but its hard to tell because its at a cuboid-calcaneus joint. Lets get another x-ray at a different angle." So what's he say when we take a look at the new image? "Impressive!" Apparently the way I broke my foot isn't very easy to do. I've been walking around like this for 3 months now and what does he do? Makes me start wearing one of those stoooopid terminator boot thingies. No running and no more PT. I of course ask if I can still skydive and he said yes! I like him. I like him a lot! I've been jumping for the past month anyway so what's a few more right? He said I could and who am I to argue with a doctor? So what's the solution? I'm having surgery in a week to either have the broken piece removed or a pin put in. I told him that if I don't need it and it isn't going to affect the function of my foot, just remove the fucker. I'd much rather recover in a couple of weeks than in a couple of months! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

My day was actually decent. Woke up to the sun shining in my normally foggy beach town on a day that I worked from home. Didn't have to deal with any idiots today (wish that happened more often) and got a pedi. I really can't complain. Oh, well, I did fake bake it a few minutes too long today. Now I'm a little pink now . Oh, another plus is I'm one day closer to my 3 week LOA from work. woo hoo!!! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

No, but he might know who it is. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

A skydiving friend of mine works for NetApp, I'll ask him if he knows. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

Way better than that other skydiving song the USPA was promoting! Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

it would depend on how thick my beer goggles are. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

She don't wanna play no more? Man, that means I have to get back to work. Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406

I've got cojones, my shirt says so. Will you buy me a new liquid Sky? I REALLY, REALLY want one!!!

LOL A Boob Off? Would that be like the Tallywhacker line up Ms. Ballbricker wanted to have in Porkey's? Adrenaline is my crack DPH #3 D.S. #16 FAG #12 Muff Brother #4406