ChibiKuma

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  1. ChibiKuma

    Sex....

    Arvoitus -- What option is missing? Bolas -- That's where guys think from the most so..... (well at least I here anyway) TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  2. ChibiKuma

    Sex....

    It's not unusual, but the memory needs to be jogged every now and again TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  3. Yeah I saw that on the news....that is a severe lack of paying attention. Remember that whole "look both ways before crossing the street" kinda thing. TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  4. ChibiKuma

    Sex....

    "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less." -- Brendan Francis TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  5. ChibiKuma

    Sex....

    Working at work is overrated...lol TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  6. 5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines 1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole. 2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized? 3) My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can't hold it in. 4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays? 5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat. TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  7. The best investment in computers....a mac Congrats! TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  8. ChibiKuma

    Sex....

    Anything more than $50 That explains everything....I'm obviously charging way too much these days....lol TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  9. ChibiKuma

    Sex....

    ...how much is too much? TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  10. He is soooo cute! TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  11. I have been waiting for this all year!! TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  12. You are going to be a superstar!! TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  13. I agree with the other posters. Don't let them know you are looking until you have found something solid. Loyalty to a company doesn't mean jack, especially nowadays. I'd have to say I am in the same boat with my current employer. You need to be in a job that makes you happier all around (financially, personally, etc). Good luck! TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  14. Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as lovers. The first woman says ''My husband works as a marriage counsellor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that.'' The second woman says, ''My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me around sometimes. I kinda like that.'' The third woman just shakes her head and says, ''My husband works for Microsoft. He just sits on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it.'' TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  15. Woohoo for naughty thoughts....for a second there thought I was the only one TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  16. I love foamy!! TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  17. Jägermeister champ TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  18. Crazy people don't explode when sunlight hits them! I don't care how fucking crazy they are!! TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  19. dr.pepper pork chops....its a recipe and an acquired taste TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  20. Best wishes on the whole situation. And old spice is one of the more obnoxious of men "colognes" TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  21. There once was a couple of newlyweds named John and Wendy. John told his wife Wendy that he wanted a tattoo! Wendy agreed and said that would be ok. John did not know what the tattoo should say or where he would put it. So Wendy said, "Well, if you REALLY loved me, you would get my name tattooed on your pecker." John couldn't back out on that one, so he went to the tattoo parlor. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done. As John was on his way home from the tattoo parlor he saw a rest stop and decided he needed to stop and take a leak. He went to the restroom and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed, that when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible, were the W and the Y. Suddenly, a big black gentleman steps into the urinal beside John and John accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he ALSO had the letters W and Y tattooed. So John said "Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too." The guys looked confused and said, "What makes you think that?" John replied "Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo -- so you don't have a girlfriend named Wendy?" The black guys laughed and responded, "No mon, that tattoo says, "Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day." TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  22. I would have to completely agree with your point. TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.
  23. OMG! Were you laughing your ass off while taking these?? I could barely hold the camera still I was laughing so hard. Wanna see more???? Those were disturbing, but yes let's see 'em! TPM #131 People are just as the stars....there are bright ones and there are those that are dim.