BaronVonBoll

construction work concrete and carpentry mostly

For the past five weeks I have put in 75-80 hrs per week at work. My body is getting sore nad I have no time to go to the dz. Damn, the money is good but is it worth it?

um, theonlysky, I dont think so I am former airborne myself I KNOW BETTER!!!

Thanks guys I appreciate it!!! I think Ill take the RV, though I decided to take a week of workShell only have a day off base but two days to hang with me. so Chester sounds good. I also heard of one at a place called raeford abyone know of it? just for info saske after graduation from basic she goes to VA. for AIT. the benning for jump school in feb.

My daughter graduates basic traing from Ft. Jackson S. Caronilna on oct 14. we have on day together there so... Does anyone know a good dropzone nearby were we can get in a jump! on the 14th. also does anyone know the area. cheap hotels/motels?

There is a cog railroad that goes from manitou springs up to the top of pikes peak runs all winter if the roads are closed you might try that. its a nice trip!!!

Army 1985-1994 M.P. Corps

got another one for ya guys here she is for her 18 birthday http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GrFJoqM_Xc

smash her crack pipe

Cho Ka Da (fuck You) Literal translation "Cut tour dick off" Kay Sickya (Sone of a bitch) Ship pali Ma (Mother fucker) Sorry no Korean symbols on my keyboard Had to do in phonetics

and now we can do this together http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asalPpvZ9-o

I know its not a spectacular skydive but it was our first one together! This is a cherished memory hope you all will have one like it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asalPpvZ9-o

This I dea is just like St. Patricks day.. Just another sexcuse (reason) to drink beer> Go for it!!

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To begin with I do not smoke pot. However I dont care if other people do when it wont impair actions at critical times I.E. Skydiving etc. I have noticed a reluctance to admit or even talk about smoking pot by those who do when around those of us who dont. If you do how do you feel when you are around those of us who dont? As for me, its much like being around a person who smoke cigarettes as long as I dont have to sit in a wafting haze of smoke I cold care less!

Shropshire posted the beginings of this song in its original form awhile back. I changed the words to fit our particular caste "Ive been a wild rover" I've been an up jumper for many a year. And I spent all me money on training and gear. now Im returning with a licence and ratings galore so Ill never will play an upjumper no more. and its no nay never, no nay never no more, well I'll play the the upjumper no never no more. I went into a dropzone i used to frequent I told the D>O> all me money was spent. I asked him for credit he answered me yeah. If I jump with no chute I can have my own way! and its no nay never no nay never no more well I'll play the the upjumper no never no more. Well out of me wallet I took a "D" licence right and the D.O.'s eyes opened wide with delight He said I have tandems and students untold so the words that I spoke the were ever so bold! and its no nay never no nay never no more well Ill play the the upjumper no never no more I went home to me girlfriend confessed where Id been I asked her to pardon me skydiving sins She asked me to take take her to high altitude, and to me suprize she jumped in the nude! and its no nay never no nay never no more well Ill play the the upjumper no never no more. With thousands of jumps my log books are full, at a 1000 feet Ive been known to pull! With no one to tell me Ill do things my way well except for maybe the U.S.P.A and its no nay never no nay never no more well I'll play the the upjumper no never no more.

that was my answer hhgg the answer to everything

The canopy will generally not drag you if it's in full flight above your head. The moment you pull a toggle and present the bottom skin to the wind, it's no longer a wing, it's a sail or a drag chute. If you turn the canopy into the ground by pulling a toggle and holding it behind you then try to resist the wind, the wind will win. You've give the canopy the best chance to drag you on the ground that way. If you pull the toggle, keep reeling it in and run after the canopy. Get be behind it if you can so it blows up against your legs. You can also run after it and step on the bridle after the canopy passes over and walk on it till you get to the canopy. Good luck Thanks fo that !!! I appreciate it!

My Daughter and I got on the plane and at take off the winds were five to ten MOH. When we got to altitude Ground crew reported winds fifteen to twenty. Students stayed in the plane. Others were given the choice. My daughter stayed and I went with two others. Had a great dive turned short on the final, almost no penetration sank right down and landed on tip toes. Pulled my right toggle to get my canopy to colaspse and a gust blew across the landing zone picked me up about five feet and dragged me for another twenty. One of the guy on the ground ran over and help my caonpy down so i could stand up. (Embarrasing but funny) wish i had it on video! So how windy is too windy?

Damn All I can say is ..."What hair?

My brother is a Deputy sherif. Sometimes it is his job to escort prisoners to the court house and stand by while they go through court procedures. One day while the inmates where sitting in the jury box waiting thier turn my brother let out a rather offensive silent fart, A few moments later the men in the jury box started moaning and gagging. The judge called for order and quite. about thirty secounds later he got a whiff and dismissed the court room for five minutes to air out the room. with the declaration that if he found out who it was they would be held in contempt! wisely my brother said nothing.

unfortunatly the people who delivered the stone placed it on the street in front of the driveway. Liabilty issues if they damaged the home owners driveway. I couldnt authorize it and the home owners are out of town for the next two weeks. As for what was in the pick up already the police couldn't verify that it wasnt there to begin with. My word against his. Thats why they said it was a civil matter. The police did file an incident report captioned with thier personal opinions.

I am going on a rant please bear with me as I am totaly pissed!!! This may end up in speakers corner but for now its here! Last friday i had some flagstone deliveres for a patio I contracted to build. Sunday afternoon I went to get things organized! When I arived at the job site there was a guy loading the flag stone into his pickup. I approach him and said, "hey dude what up, What cha doing? Trying to be as non confrontational as possible. He replied. Just loading up this stone for a job I have to do. Why? you want some of it? Help me load it and Ill help you load some in your truck. I said I dont think so this stone is for a job I have right here in the back of this house. He said This aint your stone its mine. I said no Its mine I have the reciept and delivery invoice right here. Now plaese put the stone back. Now he gets beligerant. This is my FUCKING stone you ashole racist. Racist? what the hell are you talking about I just want my stone back. You fucking white cracker. you just dont want me to make a living you piece of shit Im outta here. and he went to get in his truck. I jumped into the bed of the truck and dialed 911 on my cell. When he realized I was in the truck he stopped and yelled at me to "Get the fuck out of his truck." The operator on the phone heard this while i was trying to tell her that this guy was taking my stone. She told me the police were on the way! I listened to him yell and threaten me for about fifteen minutes before the police showed up. When the police turned the corner he said. Get the fuck out of the truck and Ill unload the fucking stone. I stayed in the truck till the police pulled up. The police got out of thier car and asked what was going on! this guy spouted off saying I was keeping him from taking his stone to his job site. he handed the police his business card. Some kind of land scaper. The police asked my why I wouldnt let him take his stone. I produced the bill of sale and the invoice. and said this is for my project at this home. they asked if the home owners owned the stone for the project. I said no. I bought the materials as part of my expenses for the project. They asked if the was a serial # or Identifying marks on the stone to match it with the invoice. I said " no other than the fact there is over 2000 pounds of red flagstone here in three crates as stipulated in the invoice. The other guy said the stone had been on the street for two weeks and he was claiming it as found property. The police after several more minutes of discusion came to the conclusion that the stone was indeed mine. Then the guy started on the racist thing again claiming that a black man cant get any work in this town because of white asshole cops siding with white mother fucking trash who take whatever the fuck they want.The officer told him to leave and he went to get in his truck again. I asked the officer about the stone he had already loaded into the truck. They said. since it was in his truck it was his property until i could prove it came from my delivery. About this time my helpers arrived. I climbed back into the pickup and told my guys to start unloading the stone. The guy came back to the rear of the truck and started yelling about fucking illegal mexicans and how they would work for a racist and how they were distroying the economy etc. He demanded that the cops stop my guys from taking the stone. One officer said "Well this looks like a civil matter, take them to court if you want the stone. and the went to sit in thier car. One of my guys pulled his car in fron of the truck to keeep him from driving away and we unloaded the stone. Once it was unloaded we dollied it into the back yard! (in case he decided to come back for it.) Jose then moved his car and the guy took off! Today i got a notice I am being sued for the damage the stone did to the paint in the bed of his pick up!!! Damn IM PISSED

[ And I'll bet you'll have to use a club to beat back all the guys who want to "coach" her. She is only seventeen I think I may need more than a basebvall bat!

I was on the ground so all I could see was two people falling and when they started to track. but as it turned out, My daughters pilot chute got stuck under the container. she tried three times to pull then went to here resreve. The reserve opened at about 1500. It was a terminal opening so she got bruised pretty bad. but she did everything right and passed her check dive!