hcsvader

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  1. I dont know if many of you have seen the movie. There is a quote that has stuck with me ever since i first watched the movie. It's my belief that history is a wheel. "Inconsistency is my very essence" -says the wheel- "Rise up on my spokes if you like, but don't complain when you are cast back down into the depths. Good times pass away, but then so do the bad. Mutability is our tragedy, but it is also our hope. The worst of times, like the best, are always passing away". It helps me thru the hard times and humbles me during the good times. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  2. Haha imagine the shrinkage you would have if your penis was made of snow would you really want a blowjob. It would get smaller with each lick... also during sex would the friction cause it to melt away. Man it must suck being a snowman Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  3. Has the reach of political correctness really gone so far as to call a snowman a snowperson? Like WTF!!! It's obviously a snowman. If it were a snowwoman it would have Boobs! Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  4. Hey man, If you wake up in the morning feeling great you obviously didn't have very much fun the night before! Wear your battle scars with pride! Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  5. alright, lemme re-phrase, if the surroundings of a cock are shaved, whats that called!? If the "surroundings" of my cock are shaved, I call it a good day Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  6. Whats the difference between an apprentice and a puppy? After the first year the puppy stops whining Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  7. How cool would it have been if they had been successful with that one! Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  8. Beuty is in the eye of the BEERholder. Fixed it Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  9. I NEED more money because I WANT to stay in eloy for the rest of the winter! Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  10. Why don't you just take this time to take a good look at uranus? Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  11. I had a 1980 cadillac coupe deville a few years ago. The handle on the inside of the passenger door had broken off. To make thing even more interesting the doors locked automatcally when you put it into gear. They made a very loud clud when they locked. Also the passenger lock wouldnt disengage when you put it back into park. So to let my passenger out I Would have to get out and unlock the door and open it for them. I always wondered if girls were a little freaked out by this when we drove that car... MAHahaha I'm amazed they ever got in that serial killer mobile... I wonder if the ever noticed how much the back end of that car was sagging... kinda like there was a bunch of extra weight in the trunk... Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  12. I had a 1980 cadillac coupe deville a few years ago. The handle on the inside of the passenger door had broken off. To make thing even more interesting the doors locked automatcally when you put it into gear. They made a very loud clud when they locked. Also the passenger lock wouldnt disengage when you put it back into park. So to let my passenger out I Would have to get out and unlock the door and open it for them. I always wondered if girls were a little freaked out by this when we drove that car... MAHahaha Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  13. +1 Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  14. Whenever Im out with a girl I always open the car door for her. They always appreciate it and many of them say that other guys never do this. So I ask a few of my buddies if they ever open the car door for thier girlfriends/dates. They all say no. Honestly guys, this kind of thing can go along way with the ladies. AND It gives you the opportunity to fart while you walk around to the other side of the car! Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  15. LMFAO That just made my day!!!! Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  16. SOAD Cradle of filth Bad religion Blew my fucking head off!!! Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  17. Lets see all what you all got into tonight. Costumes, Parties, Foolishness!!!! I'll post my pics once i sober up and find my damn camera! Cheers Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  18. Its always changing but if i had to the only 3 bands I could ever listen to again it would be Bad Religion Sublime CCR Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  19. Daaamn.... The best post in "The Bonfire" all week.... or you could date a chick thats into 3ways then steal her girlfriend to get closer to her identical twin friends!! Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  20. You mean your interviews go like this? Me "Here is my jourymen welder certificate" Them "when can you start?" Me "When you add another $5 to that hourly wage" Them "So see you on monday" Me "If I'm not too hungover" Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  21. This thread just made my day! Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  22. Now if combine the two, hot metal springs and hinges Etc. and coat them with the burning plastic napalm the fire walkers are going to be in for quite the surprise Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  23. So will an old beat-up recliner! It was the best seat to have aroud the fire until it broke... Guess thats what happens when you get greedy and try to stack as many women as possible on it with you Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  24. Just to update on what is happening with this case. My friend is pursuing this case to the full extent and is going to be testifying in court agianst this guy in the next week. I will keep you posted as the case devolpes. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)
  25. Fuck it, fuck them, fuck you. Do what you want, do what feels right, do what feels wrong, do what feels oh so fucking good. Let it all out, take it all in, Burn it all to the fucking ground. Do what you want, do what you will, do what they say cant be done and love how fucking good it feels. Live free of oppression, live free from fear, live life straight from your heart, always keeping it real. Hold nothing back, give it your all, live your life to fullest and never be afraid of the times you may fall. Rock fucking bottom is a beautiful place, but only if you have the courage to look yourself in the face. See what you are, see what youve done, see where your going and where you are from. Take this life, and all that its worth, persue it to its fullest, our short time on this earth. The good and the bad, the high and the low, The inspiartions and miserys are equal in worth. They keep life compelling and us on our toe's. It's a wonderous journey in which we all have to share. So do what you want and do what you will. Do what feels right and do what feels real. Be true to yourself and live without fear. Have no regrets, remorse or guilt. This is your life, do with it what you will. Have you seen my pants? it"s a rough life, Livin' the dream >:)