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But that's just cuz she's Sunshine!! Dude, get coaching from her, she'll put you in any orientation, in the air or on the ground!! Ooops, did I just say that???? Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Hey, whats wrong with freefly??? Anyway, my $.02, we're all newbies till the day we die. Even the pros say that they learn something new on every jump. There's no "mastering" any discipline, there's no way to know everything about the sport. It's all learning, be it 10 jumps or 10,000. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Jeffro, woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, I might actually be able to make it, and if so we can be together, my goddess!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Yeah, but I might not recognize you, I haven't seen you in a month and you change your avatar so much I can't stay current!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Any kind of beef, super rare, still bleeding and mooing. Cut off the horns, muzzle it so it'll stop whining, and put it on my plate!!! Hmmm..........really juicy.............till the heart stops. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Hey baby, I'll be comin to SDC to see ya in just a couple weeks!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Dude, it happens to everybody. It takes a while to get stand up landings, to time that flare just right. I haven't seen you jump, but from what it sounds like you just need to smooth out your flare a bit. The only advice I can give you is don't "stab" at the toggles. Bring'em down slow and smooth. That should help. Don't sweat it though. Nobody gets awesome landings right off. Hell, you see even the best of the best biff it in every once in a while. Take your time, be patient, and wear lots of padding on your ass!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Lemme phrase it this way. Skydiver chicks love skydiving. Whuffos NEVER understand. I had to cutaway a whuffo once cuz she gave me the ultimatum. "Me or skydiving!!" Guess which one I picked??? No contest. (Ya shoulda seen the look of shock on her face when I said "See ya!!") Here's why it doesn't work. It's as simple as this. What do whuffo girls want to do on the weekends? They want to shop, go to movies, sleep in, cuddle, have a nice dinner, and stuff like that. Dude, you're gonna be gone EVERY WEEKEND. What do you think a whuffo girl is gonna think of that? She's gonna think you're ditching her, and will either decide to get even at some point, or just ditch your ass. Date jumpers, whuffos will ruin all the fun. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

I completely agree!! It takes a while to get used to, and then once you're used to it, you can't go back!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

(((((((((((((((VIBES))))))))))))))))))))))))) You and your friend will be in my thoughts and wishes. If you need anything, anything at all, PM me. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Sorry I left ya out!! I love you Rosa!!! Baby, we can make it work, we can!! I'll change!!! I'm sorry I keep leaving the toilet seat up, and I know sometimes I don't always make it to work on time, but we can make it work!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Hahaha, you kidding? When I come up I'll have about enough money for my AD test, and MAYBE a coaching jump. Thats about it, unless I sell my body.........hmmmmmmmm............. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Hahaha, no thanks, not interested in anything with the same anatomy as myself!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Yeah, she just "didn't bother" to cock my pilot chute. She was too busy playing grabass with one of her "buddies" (same guy I caught her snuggling with in her sleeping bag the night before). I felt the bag come off my back as I was going for my cutaway. My screamer goes off, and I'm open at about 900-1000 feet, heading straight for power lines. I avoid those, and walk about 2 miles back to the DZ thru 2 corn fields and 1 bean field, throwing my canopy of barbed wire fences the whole way. I was not a happy camper..... I hate girls. Except sunshine, she still loves me. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Style and Accuracy dude. I love all my buddies that do style and acc., but I've met lots of people that think that they're wonderful skydivers because they have 800 hop n pops and like 50 dives of any other discipline. People like that annoy the shit out of me. Dizzy, dizzy, blue, green, dizzy, dizzy, blue, green......... Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Dude I know how you feel. I was just dumped recently, but she didn't just dump me. She packed me a mal, THEN she dumped me!! And what's worse, she was admittedly at fault, so what the hell did I do to deserve that pilot chute in tow????? So, I know how ya feel pal. You'll find some hot skydiver around here somewhere!! Chin up!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

If it were any of my ex's you'd be sleeping with married women.......... But all of them would probably have no problem with it. My ex's suck........ Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

So are people looking at you funny for sitting there with your arms out making "WHOOSH" sounds??? By the way, I agree with their statements about hd being easy once you get the sit. Learn to "feel the air" and know whether you're moving or not, and headdown will be no prob. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

TRUE. I'm not sure if this was the same guy that jumped the rig you spoke of, but I know a guy who was on a dz when a friend of his did this. He had a double mal, and a few hundred feet up, he yelled "Take a picture!!!". That was cool. The guy accepted his fate, and tried to make the best of it. Cheers to that jumper. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Okay, I have to ask this. Disclaimer: I realize that this may be a touchy subject for those who know Mike Mullins, and I am in no way meaning any offense to him, or anyone that knows him. I've heard from different sources on separate occasions the rumors behind how he got his legendary King Air. Half of you prolly know what I'm talking about, the other half that do not, it has to do with the tragic death of a family member and suspicion behind the cause of death. I'm not asking for details, but has anyone else heard this, or have I just been messed with by a lot of people? Once again, no offense to anyone, just curious. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

NOICE!!!!!!!!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Rebecca, baby, we can still make it work!! I know you love me, you can't say that you don't!! *sob* I knew how you felt when you looked at me through those eyes, those eyes that reflect angelic bliss, with a love and warmth the world has never seen!! Every morning when I awoke to find your lovely face staring right back at me, with that smile, those lips, so soft and gentle, I felt as if I owned the world, and heaven was nothing compared to this...... *more sobbing* Can't you see that I love you??? Can't you see that through all the hardships we have faced, all the nights you slept in my arms, all the tears of joy that were shed??? Please, my love, I cannot go on without you. Without you, it is a hollow existence, myself neither here nor there, simply being, but not living. I love you, I need you, my one true love!!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Wow, I feel sheepish!! OOOOPS......... Sorry sweetie............. Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

I don't know Sinker, but I've talked to Michele, and if I know her like I think I do, she's too sweet to hold a grudge! Either that, or too lazy..... JK! Anyway, no matter what, you're a good guy. I know this personally because you did all you could to help me, someone you had never really spoken to, through a time of hardship. You have a lot of friends here, Muenkel, and anyone who knows where your heart lies is truly lucky to know you. Don't forget that. Cheers!! Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.

Dude forget the whuffos back home for now. You'll make LOTS of friends around the dz just by showing up and proving that you want to keep skydiving. They'll come to you, but you also have to make yourself known. Ask questions, be eager to learn, and you'll gain respect quickly. Oh, and one more thing, as crazy as it sounds, anyone you date in the whuffo world, DONT tell her you're a skydiver. TRUST ME. They won't take it as well as you'd think........ Wrong Way D #27371 Mal Manera Rodriguez Cajun Chicken Ø Hellfish #451 The wiser wolf prevails.