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They're morons? Grabbing for the bucks? Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Nope, you may have to look elsewhere for an expensive hobby. Pretty much free jumps at my DZ. Mattafack, they often offer to pay me to help fill the plane. Not only that, there's so many other jumpers offering me used gear that I'm turning a huge profit at my re-sale shop. My wife has been so supportive, she's even given up taking her lover to lunch so I can buy new gear! Love that woman. Don't even get me started on the complimentary tunnel time. I'm so sore... Now, what did you say about a 'compensation package'? Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Hell, it was the last jumper that was scary as f**k. Almost had endcell collapse and what a toggle dig at the end. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Yeah, 'Survivor-poseurman' and Bear Grills could take a lesson. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

And a black helmet with a black visor tint. Darth Vader baby! Darth was a piker. Hotblack Desiato did it first and did it better... "It's the wild colour scheme that freaks me,'' said Zaphod whose love affair with this ship had lasted almost three minutes into the flight, "Every time you try to operate on of these weird black controls that are labelled in black on a black background, a little black light lights up black to let you know you've done it. What is this? Some kind of galactic hyperhearse?'' Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

You do NOT have a barometer/variometer in your smartphone. Nor do you have ammunition for your virtual Glock. You have a GPS. You have software to interpret data. ETA: Apparently, you do have a toy barometer in that thing. If you want to risk using a BB gun in a firefight, have at it. Let us know how it goes...

Well, you're wrong. It was two pits who killed her. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Nope. One large well known company had an in-house management conference and the your MBTI classification was on your name tag. OMG... sorry, but I think that's bullshit. It just seems ass-kissish to me. I'd sharpie mine in as 'STFU' Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Now I am sure it is bull shit. How did they get the answers from the following? Sparky Famous INTJs: Augustus Caesar Susan B. Anthony Hannibal Thomas Jefferson Perhaps they were referring to Hannibal Lector. Happy, now? Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

What can I say, I'm a Ravenclaw, not a Hufflepuff. Well, you suck. I'm a Marmalade. And, I'm delicious! Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

When I get blocked, I'm going with 'Boogerpicker'. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

The Mayans based their calendar on Concrete Rebound Hammer. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Concrete Rebound Hammer knows why Rudolf's nose glows so bright. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Concrete Rebound Hammer plays all the reindeer games. Except for 'Hide the Antler'. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

LBurna's true identity exposed! Even has the military aircraft in it. http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/chuck-norris-does-his-own-epic-split-festively-insane-holiday-video-154601 This explains everything. Well, except for the incoherent, meandering bluster. Then again... that was pretty much all of it. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Concrete Rebound Hammer says "I do not allow 'Jump FLY Land' to have more posts." Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

That's not coconut cream. Don't ask. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Concrete Rebound Hammer only comes with large-capacity magazines. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

I expect we'll be feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited! I have absolutely no idea what you just said. I'll bring the lolly. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGiTaxjLzh8 Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

She's been all over the sex related threads lately... Boredom. You're doing it wrong. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

+1 Move the thread to SC or DBC or both. HO HO HO R. More like 'Skydivers with Disabilities'. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

I don't think I'm going too far out on a limb, thinking LBurna hasn't 'landed' on too many 'boxes' in his life. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

I expect we'll be feeling a bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited! Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Sometimes have a fat cop close by is a GOOD thing! FAT cop?? That's a Viking cop! Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess

Concrete Rebound Hammer knows 51 ways to leave its lover. Concrete Rebound Hammer taps on the glass. Concrete Rebound Hammer crosses in the middle of the block. Do not feed Concrete Rebound Hammer after midnight. Concrete Rebound Hammer can make Criss Angel disappear (thank god). Spell-check uses Concrete Rebound Hammer. Concrete Rebound Hammer is not biodegradable. Concrete Rebound Hammer has ten lives. Paternity DNA testing proved Concrete Rebound Hammer created the Jump FLY LAND Challenge. Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal Goodness is something to be chosen. When a man cannot choose, he ceases to be a man. - Anthony Burgess