MortalWombat

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  1. haha that second picture is ace. what a great first dive. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  2. my seat is virtually horizontal in my car. leaning forward would be like getting up the morning. screw that! The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  3. haha, i had the dubious task of destroying, or rendering incapable, many hard drives just recently. drill em ( they eat cobalt drill bits), smash em (they eat hammers too), whatever you do, it's hard work. they effing strong!!! not surprised this pod stopped a bullet at all! The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  4. Struggling comedian? That's funny. I too had a personal first today, seadiving from an inverted helicopter at minus 50 feet. What a rush. That rotor wash really gets you CLEAN. Someone said this to me on myspace a couple of days ago: "Hello cum creator - I"M soon to be off to toronto ..for a grand old weekend of furniture humping - wish you could be there to ejeculate in my face - well take care and I'll shall chat with you soon - soon soon soon even sooner if you come over and let me spank you with a bamboo shoot" ...only weird thing is she's my cousin. hell... i'm game. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  5. This is exactly the sort of oppression we can do without. I feel sorry for those that have not been touched by His Noodly Appendage. This Piratian is a traditional worshipper. Dressing like a pirate is one of the holiest things one can do and it is disgusting that this person has been prevented from doing so. For thine is the colander, the noodle, and the sauce, forever and ever. Ramen. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  6. MortalWombat

    Canopy size?

    The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  7. MortalWombat

    Canopy size?

    now that, was a decent post. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  8. don't forget Virus' can do this sort of thing as well. i had an MSN contact that, whenever they came online the virus automatically sent me an IM, (presumably it sent one to all her online contacts) and the IM contained a link. that was ages ago. i told her about it and she said 'oh yeah, it always does that' so i told her to go here: http://housecall.trendmicro.com The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  9. mind me showing how much you suck?! in your case i expect about an inch and a half. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  10. i drove through Pratt's Bottom a few days ago. http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?client=public&GridE=0.11230&GridN=51.34050&lon=0.11230&lat=51.34050&search_result=Pratt's%20Bottom%2C%20Greater%20London&db=freegaz&lang=&keepicon=true&place=Pratt's%20Bottom%2C%20Greater%20London&pc=&advanced=&client=public&addr2=&quicksearch=pratts%20bottom&addr3=&scale=100000&addr1= The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  11. call me 'Mr Sensible' but the amount of people that are having mobile phones snatched these days... do you really want someone to nick your earlobe as well as your phone? you'd feel a trifle silly i'll wager. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  12. i'm goign to stay on myspace a little longer now you've mentioned slutty daughters The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  13. 'hang up and live.' - word. that was a particularily enjoyable read. well observed and intelligently written. I don't know what the women are like around your way but i think, possibly, the mp3 player in the gym saved you a black eye... haha. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  14. ouch! i feel sorry for that guys back look how high he goes! The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  15. What do you think? You lovingly fashion a profile out of butter and toenails... you add pictures, you join groups... and then sit back and wait for all these great people to say hi! and make lots of friends. then you realise it doesn't work like that... so you start browsing... and you add people... and then, after many pointless hours you start thinking maybe myspace isn't a place for meeting new people... it's a place for squandering your life when you should be out... yes... you guessed it! meeting new people! most myspace users just seem to be keen on getting 23967165878 friends on their profiles which they will never ever talk to, and then spamming them with oh so lame bulletins about how dreary everything is. i've given up. is it just me? I've met one sound person on myspace but he doesn't count because he's on dropzone so!! (Hi Jason) The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  16. i think it depends if they nail the bone or have it heal naturally. i've broken far far too much stuff... both arms, left twice, both legs, right leg 3 times (including femur), pelvis and neck . the secondmost recent i was in traction for 5 weeks a wheelchair for another 6. haha. better now! if they nail the bone you can almost immediately put some weight on it as the nail takes the weight at first until the callus (check spelling) builds up. i couldn't be nailed for the first few breaks as i was still growing, and as they were not nice simple jobs i had to spend weeks in traction before i could even be put into plaster. but, yeah, as said above... it's about 6 weeks. it goes quick! at least it's not summer! *edit* i just realised how old the initial post is. D'oh. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  17. i'm poorly sick. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  18. ... you start trying to find out if you really can fuck yourself or not The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  19. i'd rather have a poo down an alley than in the last toilet!! The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  20. firstly, try not to worry too much. it's easy to say silly things or wahtever on tinternet, maybe after a few drinks, heh, we all do it... try another DZ if it's really bugging you. Most people are alright and they'll not have made their minds up over a few forum posts. isn't there a natural thing about getting left out a bit when you're a 100 jump wonder? like, you're not really that experienced that epople wanna jump with you but you're bored with jumping on your own... isn't that something that happens to a lot of people? *edit* ^^^ very good idea! beer ftw tbh! The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  21. heh. i used to live in Horley. lots of B&B's but you gotta fine them. but to be honest, £49 a night for the skylane, (similar price maybe for the travel inn) is a good price. Book it if you want it because it definitely won't be free on the night. some of them run at £150+ a cab into horley to the aforementioned pub should cost less than, or aroundabout a fiver, horley is literally less than 3 miles from the airport. i worked at the airport and i walked it sometimes, it's that close. Ian. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  22. Gah. i thought it'd be old. it's very impressive though! those crazy frenchmen! The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  23. http://www.jet-man.com/actuel.html i dunno how well known this is, apologies if you've all seen it... *edit* so you've all seen it then! The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  24. did this just slip off the first page? i know there's another thread but.. hell.. *bump* The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!
  25. cover me in icelandic snails and then stamp all over me. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!