MortalWombat

Ello. how come i didn't spot this thread ealier? A whole thread devoted to people in and around London? There really is a God! Thank you FSM!!! And all your Noodly Goodness! I'm in Epsom. Anyone near there? I wouldn't be able to make drinks tonight as i am poorly sick. Does this happen often? This is such a good idea! The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

well that's the most bizarre thing i've read today. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

Yes, I'm afraid you are. Now stop being educated. Start drinking a bit more, take some drugs and settle down to a life of mediocrity. Someone drank a whole cup of their own wee on Shipwrecked just so they could have one Marshmallow. Freshly squeezed it was. The buggers had a whole packet and still only gave the guy ONE after he did that. how rude. i'd have taken the friggin lot. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

not me but... i got caught short in winter and had to have a poo in the woods. it sat in the grass steaming... it was a good poo. solid. brown. like a torpedo. i was just pulling my pants up when my dog bounded over, had a sniff, the a lick then began to eat it. i tried to stop him but disgust turned to incredulous captivating disbelief... i watched him eat the whole thing. he died a few weeks later. caught pulvo virus. probably from me. well.. you know what they say... eat shit - and die. weirdest thing i ate? fried worms whilst in the marine cadets. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

It is very hard. All the variations are a nightmare. There is a very very good CD set by Michel Tomas http://www.amazon.co.uk/Spanish-Michel-Thomas-Complete-Course-Set/dp/0340780673/sr=8-4/qid=1172078258/ref=pd_ka_4/203-7284599-1512731?ie=UTF8&s=books whic will really help and its so easy with no writing. The books etc will sort the grammar, the CDs (8) will really help speaking. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

or you could pay an immigrant a dollar a day to stand in your space. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

It's 'Estoy estudiante' (i think) Because you will not be a student forever, unless you're really crap or wish to learn the world. Best of luck on your test. I am also learning spanish. I'm a bit shit really. I missed a lot of my course because i was away. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

i think you gave me a freaking hernia! The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

it says you want two women, at the same time, preferably with plastic penises attached. big ones. i actually just like arses. put me in a room full of arses and i am happy. this is why i like going to work. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

not my favourite category but i do like sending people the very pretty ladies with lovely breasts fondling themselves... of course, 20 seconds in they stand up and they've got themselves a real living penis, with a semi... man that stings. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

i think all porn is disgusting and degrading. that said, anything with animals and fruit is usually pretty good. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

heh. oh i see! in that case i'll speak to them next time i see them! in the mean time i'll check out those vids. cheers! The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

heh. yes i saw two people, (a couple i think) jump with wing suits at Headcorn on Saturday, but i was too shy to go say ello The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

so.. stupid question, and maybe not the best thread to put it in... but: do you have to unzip the, er, arm flaps before deploying as surely you can't reach up? forgive my ignorance i'm new to all this. Looks nice.

what a silly question! i want it brought back to life! The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

if i have one more beer i am going to go through this whole thread and add every last mofo on here.... *psssst* ooopsie. the can is open... The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

erm... http://www.myspace.com/y22 The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

I actually never realised learning could be so much fun! There is so much but I've never found anything that i've wanted to learn about more in my life, i've been sat in front of the PC for days... it's ace! I feel like I'm 10 again, used to read nature books all the time - loved it, could have probably told you the circumference of an aardvaarks fart at one point... here's to gaining the same level of knowledge about this subject! *chinks glass* I'm looking forward to the training, just hoping i'll be able to make that final step off the plane... i imagine it to go something like this: 'that's one small step for a man... one giant leap for ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!' it's one of those very weird situations, for ever since i can rememebr if i've closed my eyes, especially before going to sleep, and imagined being on a tall building, then falling off i'd get that very real sensation that runs through your body from tip to toe, like when you nearly drop an expensive plate... it's horrible but nice at the same time. Am i just talking crap now? skip to the end: Headcorn's lovely, and the coffee in the cafe is bloomin excellent. The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

Hi Peej, Legs, Skymama. Thanks for the warm greets. I seem to be spending all my net time browsing this forum and the sites it links to... nice resource! I'll probably be down Headcorn the weekend after next for another look around. Damn my neck was hurting so much after looking straight up last time, i never realised how much necks weren't designed for that! Maybe it's just my neck that's affected as i managed to fracture a couple of vertibre in it a few years ago. *rubs neck thoughtfully* How often are you down there Graeme? The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!

Right, hi! I'm new to all of this and i'm currently absorbing so much info it's a wonder my ears haven't popped off! Actually they have! No, not really. Although i haven't jumped *yet* I'm really loving this scene and i can't wait to get involved, meet you lovely people and have some fun! I must admit it frightens the sh*t out of me but i guess that is normal and healthy!? I'm planning to hopefully do an AFF within the next 8 weeks, down at 'Headcorn parachute Club' in Kent, England, which i attended yesterday (Saturday) with major butterflies in my tummy just watching everyone! Already i'm cruising the gear section wondering what gear i'm going to eventually buy when i get my n00b licence! I know so so little and there is so so much to learn it's really quite humbling! So anyway! Hi to all of you, especially anyone for whom Headcorn is their local DZ!! My name is Ian, and I'm super super new! The only thing stopping you is all the people that want to stop you!