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  1. Yeah, that and all the school loans too! I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  2. Ryder, and Pensky have both been good experiences. U-HAUL absolutely not ever again! Doug. I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  3. That is way friggen cool! I shudder to think how much that costs though. I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  4. "Penis Pumps are not my bag baby!" Although, if I had to try one I would go for the vibrating container for my scrotum and cock, version. I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  5. Assistant instructor, and chief demonstration pilot at a motorcycle safety course for the state. (North Harris location) I would come in occasionally battered and bruised, and my motorcycle would be all busted up. the only answer to the new students questions was "Tripped over the cat" Doug I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  6. OMG! I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  7. Yes, I can. However, I won't end up cuddling for more then a minute or so. Then it's booty time! I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  8. Green eggs & I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  9. While I do feel that putting the cat into the bong was an idiotic thing to do because the cat ~could~ potentially suffocate, let's not blow getting a cat high out of proportion. It is a cat. It was weed. No harm done. As a matter of fact, high animals are kind of funny! I don't think we need to kill him over the life of an animal. I am pretty sure that NONE of you could even think of pulling the trigger on another human over the life of even YOUR precious little fluffy "Mittens" or whatever the hell your cat is named. Having almost taken someones life (and thus had to live with the ramifications), I don't think lightly about "I'd kill him" type of comments over something SO FUCKING TRIVIAL as a cat's life. Yes, I do think a cat's life is important. Just as a dog's or a whale's for that matter. BUT nowhere near as important as a humans will EVER be. [steps down from soapbox] Doug. I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  10. A coupon book for "1 free ass kicking" or "1 free sensory deprivation and ball squashing" Or you could always get them liquor. Works for most of my alcoholic friends. Girls= wine Guys= steaks I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  11. Two words. "Shit Bombs" "...how ya like them apples?" I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  12. Sorry to hear of your kitty troubles. We have the same nice lady behind us that feeds the feral cats. They come in droves. Then, they mate under our house (cat brothel) and will spend the rest of their miserable lives fighting in the middle of the night, and diggin in our trash. Unacceptable! I instituted a cat trapping policy. If kitty decides they want what is in my trap, well then to go bye bye. The local animal shelter picks them up 7 days a week upon a phone call. I have trapped and ridded my street of about 20-25 kittahs! Once I even got two at once! OMG that was funny! It was a giant pissed off furball fight! I recommend trapping. (then you can sell them to fisherman) jkjk Doug. I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  13. I read books, I play poker on my phone, and I will occasionally eat. If you don't like it, find your own sidewalk to drive on! I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  14. Q. How to get cats to stop pissing A. Superglue + urethral meatus = no piss! I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  15. Scenario 1) I watched a big bull dike beat the shit out of a little fem guy at a lesbian bar that some friends owned. It was sad. IT was just over a game of pool too! If I were in that position, bull dike would have been laid the fuck out!!!! Seriously! Scenario 2) Any girl was to hit, or in someway try to do harm to my wife! Goodnight bitch! Screw that! Beyond hit! I would do some SERIOUS fucking damage then! I mean like broken bones bad! Traumatic bad! (Maybe I have anger issues!) I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  16. D, I hope it works out for you. FYI, if you or anybody else has to move in/around the Houston/ Austin corridor use 3 Men Movers! I have been burned in the past by shady places like Apt. Movers etc.(totally suck! never use them ) But 3 Men Movers are top notch! I have used them 2 times now. Both times they arrived within a minute or two of promised arrival time. They took great care of my furniture and possessions, and have always been fast and professional. (I am in no way affiliated with them blah blah blah) Just a great company to deal with.
  17. Nope! I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  18. I love it! I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  19. Hardest part for me is talking with the tower (and understanding what they say in staccato fire English) I never wanted (and till don't) want my license, just that if I was flying with my dad, or whoever and need to take over and land I can. Mostly I would/will fly U/L's
  20. Sheesh! $700 for pussy! That IS pricey. I can show you where to get some for $20. But you will need to supply your own penicillin shot afterward. Tuna, hope Kittah is better now.
  21. OMG! That poor cat! How could you post such a thing??? I mean, now they cannot use the kitty for fishing any more! I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
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    Holy Shit I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  23. Yummy! Kitty stew! Oh yeah, anybody want to go fishing??? I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill
  24. Good luck with that I say do it and let us know how much you get. i think i might just will..
  25. They need to bust granny's ass Good job! I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill