Divadiver

If this turns out to be some stupid scheme to get attention on the father’s part, he’s going to make John Gosslin look good! I almost hope he sent little Falcon to a friends house and told him “make sure they don’t turn on the TV, now.” And Brittney Spears was voted Best Celebrity Parent!!

Alright, so what you're saying is if it were a woman, you'd feel more at ease with it! (giggle) Diva

Auh, he's cute! Diva

I wish I was so talented! I'm still trying to do the easy stuff like getting an arm to look like an arm. She did some middle aged chubby naked women doing exercises that were hilarious. Diva

Hey everyone! I just wanted to share something that I ran across the other day. I’ve been watching this artist for a while, she does fairies and some of the most hilarious older folks caught in funny situations that I’ve ever seen. I have to say the facial expressions and the sense of humor that this artist puts into her characters are amazing. I’ve been trying my hand at this and am certainly nowhere near her caliber of talent. I’ve been collecting sky diving related items for a while and know how hard they are to find and thought I’d share with you. I have no investment and will not benefit from posting this, please don’t take offense to the item being displayed. Check it out – it’s sure to put a smile on your face. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2392&item=2993498950 Smile Diva

Woops, you're right, those are actually on springs (came that way). They bounce around when the breeze blows through. Kinda kewl! Diva

Lummy, that is fishing line. I think you can just see it really clearly because they're hung so close to the light. Diva

~Bump~ No good office supplies, but the decor is nice. Diva

LMAO!!! Priceless! I love that innocent look. Diva

Has anyone here used Priceline.com for travel? I guess I'm a little leery of putting my credit card number in and without even looking at the choices of flights, they charge your card for the best price for the destination that you choose. I need to be in Miami for a party and I don't want a flight that's going to be arriving at 2:00 a.m. (Hell, I might miss something!) Anyone have any idea for traveling and saving $$'s? Uhhm, (clearing throat) I need a place to stay for two nights, Uhhhmmm. Diva

With just over a month to prepare for Halloween, I've been thinking of what to transform myself into for special occasion. But, I'm a little stagnant on ideas so if you can come up with some ideas that would be great! I'd like to do something that's a play on words, like cereal killer (dress in raincoat, cereal box attached in side coat and holding a butcher knife) (black-eye pea - put black around your eye and have a P sewn onto your shirt). I had an idea for safe sex, but it didn't go over to well (wear a square box like costume with Liberty written on it and a dial on the front (safe) and have a tape with moaning (sex) playing. Lame? Help! I love Halloween!! Diva

Let's not forget "heat seeking moisture missel" Diva

Girl, when you want video and a coach jump, you go all the way don't you! I'm with Andyman, true colors come out and sometimes it's not a pretty sight. Don't let these people get you down, just go have the best time of your life with it! There is a reason ESPN picked you and not them! I hope this is just the beginning for you and it opens a lot of doors and opportunities for you. Like many have said here before, you've showed us your vulerable side with your stories, you've been a shoulder to lean on and have given us support when we needed to know that someone else is going through the same thing. Don't worry about that 50 lbs., the haircut is doable, and it's there someone out there that would like to see their company name advertised on your helmet, jumpsuit, rig?? Hell, we're talking major advertisement time here!! (Think new rig, new jumpsuit, new helmet!) Here's to you girl, you go (raising coffee mug)!! Diva

Thanks for the information guys! I'll pass along the information to my friend and his co-to-be-jumpers. These guys and gals are young'uns who are contemplating their "first" jump. The recruiting continues . . . Diva

Can anyone tell me what it means when a DZ is not a member of the USPA? I have a friend who wants to skydive and he asked me if I knew anything about a DZ in West (by god) Virginia. I looked in Parachutist under the USPA Group Members and there are no DZs listed in WVA. Does anyone know of a DZ in WVA? And if so, what does it mean to the jumpers when you jump at a DZ that's not a member of the USPA? I have no idea why he'd want to jump in WVA when there are plenty of places here in VA to jump!! Diva

Stab in the dark . . . Did you witness an accident and just happen to have your camera with you?? Real Life . . . You got a speeding ticket going to the DZ? Diva

I only have about a 30 min. drive to work. Now having said that, the first 5 years . . . oh, isn't the view beautiful, look at the untouched snow, etc... Then it was . . . god, what am I doing wasting all this time driving back and forth. There were days when it was good to unwind, and then there were the days from hell having a little one in school and the dentist, doctor office and everything else another 30 min. away. There was days when I spent most of the day just running back and forth. I think it's all a matter of what else is going on in your life because the small child is big now and the drive is once again, down time, and oh, isn't the view beautiful!! I'm actually thinking about a move that would extend that driving time as well . . . I'm just not so sure that I want to swap more sleep time for driving time. (Although, it would be closer to the DZ!) Diva

And Lisa, that's only the half of it. He's doing #4 during his lunch hour. They meet behind the big oak tree in the park. He looked like shit the other day when he got back to the office and there was tree bark in his hair! Diva

Brian: Well rested and ready to go. Like your tag says "work sucks"! Diva

Me, me [jumping up and down, waving hands in the air] Me, me . . . over here!! Any time the prop isn't turning in your direction, and you feel like you're not in the "IT" crowd, I volunteer a big ol' hug for you! (A girls gotta do, what a girls gotta do!) Diva

grue: You too! Don't know where you are, but finally, finally it rained!! We only got strong winds at first, and then a gentle pouring rain that must have lasted most of the night. I wouldn't know because I fell asleep listening to it fall on the trees outside the bedroom window . . . the first good night sleep I've had in over a week!! Wooww, I'm ready now! Diva

Yeap, and that's just for one particular woman. We're all different, you know. Diva

You checked that button on the front of your monitor, right? Snicker, snicker! Diva

Quotesure all my connections were tight -- which they were./reply] Diva's not commenting on that one, nope! Diva

Drew, stay strong and believe in yourself. Positive thoughts and prayers are being sent your way. Get better soon, we miss your duffiness! Diva