Lastchance

I had an old boy tell me one time that you have never been drunk till you've shit your pants. So this guy must not be drunk yet, he got his pants down before he shit himself. Actually that is pretty disgusting IMO. Imagine what the guy thought when he saw the pic when all was said and done. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I know people pushing their Late 70's who smoke on a daily basis. Think about it. They were in their prime in the 60's. They started then and never stopped. Age makes no difference. Your job does. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Jack Daniels made me mean. Jagermeister made me bullet proof. On a dare I got in a pen with a ram named Buckly. The owner told me that he could take out anybody. Not me. So I hopped the fence. He took me out in short order. I spent a week on crutches for a hyper-extended knee. Yes, I learned that a pissed off ram is a formidable oponent. Especially after a full day of drinking Jager. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I seen on the Today show this morn. that Jeb is going to try to sue the Empire State Building for 2 million because the security guards could have killed him when they grabbed him and cuffed him to the railing. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I agree. Cheaters is ONE of the stupidist shows on TV. Actually most TV sucks. Except for TLC, History Channel and PBS. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

John Wayne Gacy was a clown and was a serial killer. That's some scary shit right there. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

When I was very young I asked my mom if she would leave the light on in my bedroom because I was afraid of the dark. She said that if she did that the devil clown under my bed would kill her. This came from the cartoon Red Meat. My mom wasn't that mean. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Yes you should call first. They are not out there every weekend. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I used to drive an 88 Formula Firebird over the road to LP all the time. It was a great, solid ride but every time I took it over that road it felt like it was going to rattle apart because of the stiff suspension. I totally understand flats on that road. Sure glad it's half paved now. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

At this point there is nothing going on. The 182 needs a new motor. I talked to Jeff last week and he informed me that he is looking at a used motor at this time and hopes to be back in the air by summer. But as it stands now there will be no more AFF training and no more tandem program. Just fun jumping. The atmosphere there is great. Very good people to jump with. The area is beautiful. Situated right next to the Bridger mountain range. In view of the Madison, Gallatin, Crazy, and Tabacco Root Mountain Ranges. The ride to altitude usually will take you over the ridge tops of the Bridger range. Absolutley gorgeous views. If you get the chance it is absolutly worth the stop. Hope to see you there sometime. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I had to think about that for a second, thinking they never put these people in general population. But he is not a child molester, he is just one sadistic SOB. So the general population would probably take care of him but I still don't think the tax payers should be responsible for keeping this SOB alive for one second. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Q; What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A; A golfer goes whack--fuck! A skydiver goes fuck--whack! I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than in the air wishing you were on the ground. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I think an appropriate punishment for this guy is to be beaten nearly to death only to be somewhat nursed back to health and the beaten nearly to death again and again and again. Let him live the remainder of his days in severe, constant, agonizing, excruciating pain. Instant death would be to good for this sick piece of shit. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

While going down on your girl, it should consist of to and frolicking. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I could never understand why people couldn't get away from zombies in the movies. Hell, I could crawl shit faced drunk faster than they walk. Same thing with the mummy and Frankenstein. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Excuse me. I have to go poke out my minds eye right now. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Yea we love our furry pals. I grew up with cats as my mom was or is still a cat person. We love all our quadrapeds. We have 3 cats and 2 dogs. We have a soft spot for strays. One of our other cats wandered in about a yr ago and adopted us and has turned into a great friend. She always liked attention but only on her terms. Now she has turned into my lap warmer. She is an incerdible love. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I think I could've used you as my math teacher when I was in school. What do your students think of you skydiving. And for that matter what do your kids think of you spending their inheritance? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

(Kittens are so cute. They can do no wrong IMO) You have never met our new kitten, well 5 mo old anyway. My wife found him at her work when he was only 4 weeks old according to the vet. He weighed 1lb. He was about a day from being dead. Now he's almost 6 lbs. Anyway I wanted to name him Lance, short for flatulance. This cat can clear a room. He rips one about every 5 min or so. His favorite trick is to curl up all cute and cuddly like on your pillow or your shoulder and let one rip. So my wife named him Stinky. We talked to the vet about this and he told us it's probably due to him getting into the older cats food and the dog food. It may not be wrong but it's sure not right. We love him all the same tho. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

I especially like the landing where he is plastered to the side of a moving garbage truck shrugging his unbroken shoulders. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

The movie Dropzone. Wesley Snipes is dropped out of the "trap door" and his tandem master waits a good 30 seconds before diving out after him, catches him and succesfully attatches the harness and pulls and lands safely. Oh yes, once she reaches him they flail in the hook up for another 20 seconds. And my guess is they did this all from 10K. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

No, karma always has a way of biting you in the ass. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Little Suzy asks little Johnny at school one day, "Do you know what a penis is?" Johnny says " No , but I'll ask my dad at home tonight." That night Johnny asks his dad. His Dad says to Johnny, "Johnny, you're 7 yrs old, I'm not going to tell you, I'm going to show you." So he pulls it out and says to Johnny "this is a penis, as a matter of fact this is a perfect example of a perfect penis." Suzy asks Johnny the next day if he found out. Johnny replies "Yes I did. and Suzy you're 7 yrs old, I'm not going to tell you, I'm going to show you." So he pulls it out and says to Suzy "This is a penis, as a matter of fact if it was 4 inches shorter it would be a perfect example of a perfect penis." I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.

Carefull. Do you know what happened to Hank Hill? I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands.