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Sorry,no bisexual here!(lol)Give me all the skinny to fat ladies who need some loving!(lol)

My ex-best lady friend was fond of the darker shades of lipstick.Personally,I'm into no lipstick at all.My latest crush isn't into wearing much lipstick.Want to kiss her lips bad!(lol)

30 yrs ago yesterday was my first static line jump.It was all we had back then.

I'm right here hun!(lol)

I made my first static line jump!Well,times have certainly changed.Gear,parachutes and bigger,better planes are what's happening now!Paid $45 for my first jump course.Did 3-4 hrs of PLF's!Of course jump price was $2.50 to 2,500ft.(with your own gear)Yep,I'm going shortly to get a case of Porter's for Sat. nights Toga party.Wish me good luck with the Ladies?(lol)

We used to do alot of 2 & 3 way training jumps for free.At one DZ we experienced jumpers gave up 1 weekend a month to do training jumps with the newbies and we were glad to do it(pay for our own jumps)One of my favorite jumps of all time was just such a jump at Z-Hills.TK asked be to do basically a 2-way coach jump with this guy from Norway(we were both very tall and thin).I looked at his video,planned a challenging 2-way and off we went.He was a little stiff out the door.Gave him the relax and Arch shake and we off and running on a cool jump.He did everything right.Best of all he said that was the most fun he had so far.I love that.It also was the only training jump I didn't pay for!Very cool!

Big ones or little ones?(lol)

I have a hard time with this 1!Throwing rocks at boys is a whole lot like throwing punches at boys,right?After last weeks disaster(Cold cocked by my ex-bitch)for whatever insane reason she had at the time?This is just plain wrong!You women should just wear a sign that says"I'm a Bitch Today","Enter at your own risk"(lol)My answer to her putting "Stupid on her first thing to do list today"was to stand up,say were done,walk out calmly and "Never See the Crazy Bitch again"It's that simple.Who cares when the ladies make the men/boys cry?Rabbit

Yep,well not this sat.!I've given every good weather weekend and boogie for almost the last 2 yrs to our Club.This time I'm taking the day off to play in my final softball tournament of the yr until next spring.A female friend I've known for several yrs is moving to take a new job at Kennedy Space Flight Center.Sorry boys and girls,you will just have to do a day without me.rabbit

Not sure if we have nothing on underneath rules or not?Of course I vote for nothing on?(lol)Alas,we are in a conservative state and my friends aren't very open minded about stuff like that?I'm probably going to have at least a pair of black shorts on underneath?We will see?(lol)

Allright you bums?(lol)I got my purple sheet for my 30th anniversary party at STP.Free beer from the VPC!(yahoo)Anyway,I'm bring some better beer for us serious beer drinkers.Be there if you can?I hope to get "Slapped" by a few of the "Bitches".(lol)rabbit

Interesting Idea.Is it realistic?Probably not.Even the best have a bad sec,min,hr or day?If everybody does his or her job and stays heads up 100% of the time sure.We all know this is not the case.Complacency kills!How about the hungover jumper the next day?That's Classic.Let's try through.

OK,well that's all well and good for people with partners.We all know everybody does it,right?When a man can't find a hole,guess what pound it?(lol)Not gonna change something that works.(lol)

Well,no work(packing)this past weekend,(Rain)so I'm off to relief some stress.Biking makes me breath,think and relax.My ex GF is on my mind way too much.It's not my fault she is a dumb "Bitch" who doesn't know any better that you don't hit the ones you love and support you.It's sad,Oh Well.Later,rabbit

No,she just went really stupid all of a sudden.I guess that is whaT DUMB ASS PEOPLE DO?I Loved her and always will.I just won't put up with that crap!

It was pretty much what he f**k?Damn GF what did you just do?I have never treated a woman with disrespect!When it happened,I'll see ya probably in hell.WOW,I did jail time the last time a female pulled that stupid shit on me.

When the woman you love most does the most unforgivable thing and hits you.Humm,I think just might have to Cut You away!That is so wrong on sooooo many levels.I'm sorry I don't care how good you think the pussy is there is some things you "Just Don't Do",F**k em.rabbit

Hey they still don't know where jimmy is buried.As long as they can never find the bodies your good to go!You girls should toughen up nicely now!(lol)

Good 1 BigGun!

Have not stalked and killed a woman in awhile.Besides they think im kinda cute sometimes in a sick/perverted way.Women almost need to be wary of us jumper types sometimes.You agree with me guys?

Pull out the big gun and shoot the bitch will ya!(lmao)

Sheesh,It must really suck being you today!lmao!

I've known a few women who were Satan's god children.Opps,not anymore their still dead!(rotflmao)

Let's see.Has no friends.Says things like "Thank You for not making me Kill You Today".House smells like a morgue.Oh Shit that's me(rotflmao)

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