Hawkins121

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  1. [email] I failed AFF lvl 2 also... I couldnt read my altimeter for some reason and I was fighting the wind and couldnt turn... I was waay to stiff... It was a $230 lesson but it was worth it.
  2. that part of my post was a joke and stuff. Which was what I was getting at with my last post
  3. Busey was in point break... Which was pretty retarded... Terminal velocity had Charlie Sheen and James Gandolfini... Equally retarded.
  4. GOOD. ................................... I hope you are kidding because if you arent there is no hope for humanity.
  5. something you dont want to do.. Ever.
  6. I really didnt think it would get moved.... I think it will fade into the mess that is bonfire like every other thread. Plus, I'm not that clever.
  7. Yeah, I'm banned from there too... Some people on here have really thin skin!
  8. 36% approval rating.. Holy shit! I think he might lose the next election.................
  9. I'm sorry are you just trying to stir up shit? Cause I was turned down by a girl because I WASN'T a mans man!?! oh, and personally I've given up on the prospect of being anything but single... Wow a reasonable girl... Is that the reason she gave? You are a skydiver so you arent a complete pantywaste. Dont worry dude. Like I said in my last post in the womens forum before they banned me... If you hit 40 and you still havent found the right woman, you can always marry a fat chick.
  10. Do you really think a perv can help himself? Now tell me... What are you wearing?
  11. You must look seriously gay man.... The mans man is no longer in... the metro sexual thing is and im not sure why..... I'm guessing thats what you are. Metro or even closet gay. My brother is a fag.. he says Fags dont hit on guys unless the know they guy is another Fag.... Its just the the way it is. If I offended anyone by using the word "Fag" get over it.
  12. No offense, but that response made me laugh pretty hard. He probably thinks you are slightly preoccupied with your dogs...and I would tend to agree with him. I agree.. Thats some funny shit.
  13. But then again I was thinking about nothing, and then my mom came in And I didn't notice she was there and she calls my name and I didn't hear her And then she started screaming: Mike, Mike! And I go What, what's the matter? She goes What's the matter with you? I say Nothing mom. She goes Don't tell me nothing, you're on drugs! I go No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm ok, I'm just thinking, you know, why don't you get me a Pepsi? She goes No, you're on drugs, you're crazy, normal people won't be acting that way! I go Mom, I'm all right, I'm just thinking, you know, so why don't you, like give me a Pepsi? And she goes No, you're crazy! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me, just one Pepsi.
  14. Just beat her and get it over with.
  15. its cool man... On my first 2 AFF jumps I couldnt read my altimeter... Everyone goes through what you are unless they are medicated.
  16. People on here must get offended easily... I recently got banned for telling someone who was dogging our military to stay out of the US... I might have told him to die soon also but hey, thats still kinda funny.
  17. Hawkins121

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    Engineer? Are you refering to what I do for a living or is that what the OP is studying to become?
  18. Hawkins121

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    Do you really call yourself a principle? Huh. Here I always thought it was principal. No wonder kids are disillusioned with education. People that correct other peoples spelling especially on a forum where everything is ad-hoc are more annoying than I am.
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    You voted for Bush, didn't you? Silly Republicans. omg how did you know?
  20. About a week ago I ordered a suit from Kurupee. I havent received any confirmation that they have received my order. I have sent an email and called customer service but their mailbox is full. Anyone have a similar experience?
  21. Hawkins121

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    I think the best thing to do is 1. Drop out 2. Get addicted to Meth 3. Alienate your family and friends at your intervention 4. Start giving BJ's to support your meth habit 5. Get your "A" License.
  22. I agree they shouldnt be allowed at dropzones if they are identified... but can the USPA really revoke membership for theft of property? They arent a court of law. Just find out who the thief is; Then get a group of ninjas or just a group of your friends in ski masks and wait near his car, give him the most spectacular beating in history, cut off his nose, hands, ears and feet and dump a huge container of salt on the wounds. Burn all clothing and bury the body parts... Clean yourself up real good so you dont go to jail. Make sure you exfoliate.
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    Dont be a tool. You dont know how easy you have it as a college student. I have no desire to work either.. But I desire food, shelter and toys... and I dont want to be a criminal.. So work it is.... Grow up. Childhood is over sweetheart.
  24. Your resignation letter should be short and to the point. State you enjoyed your time there and you appreciate what you have learned. Give a termination date and thats it. Only say you have accepted a position with another company or you are taking another position for personal growth etc. If the decision is monetary tell them that. They might make it worth your while to stay. normally I would say only give 2 weeks. Alot of employers walk you out or put you on terminal leave after you give notice.