GrendelKhan

"Hey Alec, you know what sucks about being a Baldwin?" "What?" "Nothing! Bwah ha ha ha!" BOOM Sorry just watched the South Park movie yesterday. I think Alec's a decent acor, he was great in Malice and The Cooler. I'd have to vote for Keanu as the worst actor. I don't understand how a guy with two facial expressions (smiling, not smiling) can continue to get such great roles. He must have the best agent in Holywood. Not far behind him though would have to be freddie Prinze Jr. I dont think I need to explain that one. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

How can you tell when your at a gay bar-b-que? All the weinies taste like shit. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

Overrated- Filthy Sanchez Underrated: Donkey Punch Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

All day I Dream About Sex- by Korn, hits close to home, I cry every time I hear it. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

Here's a great, if somewhat offensive, redneck classic..... "What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?" "Nothing, you already told her twice." Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

Thats whats great about a free society, the individuals choice to do what they will with their body.Let me guess you are pro-life, right? Apparantly it bothers you that somebody is doing something with themselves that you dont agree with so they are obviously wrong. I recently quit smoking (two weeks, not even a puff) but arrogant non-smokers that think they have the right to regulat epersonal behaivor in others might just drive me into a 2 pack aday spiteful smoking spree. If you want to climb down off your high horse you might see that the people that smoke are still intelligent and educated, they just make a choice thats different from you, you might have to learn to respect other peoples choices. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

check this out Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

"Also, Dude, chinaman is not the prefered nomenclature, its Asian American, please" "What makes a man Mr. Lebowki (sic) is it the courag eto do the right thing?" "Yeah that and a pair of testicles." "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!" Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

Just did the miserable failure search....wow.......I went back and did a news search and apparantly some hackers are responsible....damn hackers....anyway try it. Edit: My apologies haxors, it was a google bombing incident that lead to the miserable failure deal, we all know hackers are too smart, cunning and talented to waste their time on something so pointless (please dont fry my drive) Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

I agree, even though I hate david Lynch and any stinking incomprehensible drivel he spews out, Naomi Watts was stellar in Mulholland. In I

Oh no, i have horrible memories of Risk. When I got my first aprtment in college, all the neighbors would come over and have absolutly chaotic games of Risk, which on more than one occassion lead to actual brawls. I vote for no Risk, how about something light and fun like Chutes/Snakes and Ladders? Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

Like the time you were using butter as sunscreen and you fell asleep on th eroof and Newman thought you were a big turkey? Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

Oh yeah Dodgeball! I'm practising right now by throwing supplies at the fools in the office. If you can dodge a three hole punch, you can dodge a ball, right? Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

Take a big dog and tell the judge it is your seeing eye dog and on account of blindness you couldn't see the posted speed limit. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

Word, lets go ride bikes........wait.......OK, I'm bored again....wanna play Nintendo?

I think thats a good thing after yesterday. Lets all take a deep breath and enjoy a quiet afternoon. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

Extremely. Crappy winter weather and the possibility of not jumping or playing ball until spring are not helping much either. Fortunately though, I just found a nice hard brick to smash against my head and forget about problems of the female persuasion......ahhhhh, sweet escape (WHAM!) Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

What saccharine encrusted crap hole did you dig this out of? I've seen Hallmark channel movies that made me want to gag less. Yeah, kids are REAL cute talking about love, until they grow up and realize that real love is about having everything you dream and believe ripped apart by the one person you thought would be there for you forever. Where are the answers from the 20-50 age group? Save the schmalz for the Kodak commercial, love is a fantasy for optomists who don't know any better. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

This threads boring, yall wanna go ride bikes? Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

With the help of the local strip club, I will be funding (in th eform of 1 dollar bills) research that will prove that nake dtitties stimulate the release of micro-nutrients that help prevent cancer. Anybody that wants to participate in this study is welcome and all field research should include pictures and phone numbers. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

Oh yeah, just what I needed a new excuse to drink beer. Taken from beerleaguehockey.com "Beer Cures What Ales You It turns out that beer hops contain a unique micronutrient that inhibits cancer-causing enzymes. Hops are plants used in beer to give it aroma, flavor and bitterness. The compound, xanthohumol, has several unique effects. Along with inhibiting tumor growth and other enzymes that activate cancer cells, it also helps the body make unhealthy compounds more water-soluble, so they can be excreted." Fer real, check it out. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

When I was 7 I broke both my legs jumping out of a tree with a big black trash bag. I had watched a movie called A Bridge Too Far and decided I wanted to be a paratrooper, so I found the biggest bag and the highest tree I could and fell into neighborhood infamy. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

I don't know if moving south would help. I live in Texas and haven't been able to jump in 3 WEEKS. WTF? Granted though, I am still a student and conditions which may ground me are fine for more experienced jumpers, which sucks even worse because I get to hang out at the DZ all day watching everybody else jump and thinking about about how much paintball I could have been playing instead. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

I don't know, Sigourney Weaver set the standard in Aliens. I'ts hard to match that machine gun/flamethrower beat down followed by mechanical exo-skeleton kung fu. Whoopow! Charlize is hotter though. Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."

Theres aso the people like me that are like distant cousins that only show up every now and again to get drunk on your good liquor and ask for money. By the way (hic) ....does anyone have, like, a few hundred bucks I can borrow...(hic) Grendel Khan-The Official DZ.Com Newbie Forum Nuisance "They sicken of the calm, that know the storm."