SkydiveMonkey

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  1. Guess it saves you having to do any actual work eh? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  2. Why drink bottled water when there's perfectly good stuff in the taps?
  3. Mine is a screenshot from a video Tim Porter did of me and a friend doing a 2 way rodeo. (this was after break off :-p) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  4. From the TSE web site: Cypres 4/8 Year Service including new battery £ 124.00 (plus vat) edit: Clicky ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  5. Remember the saying that dubya adopted? "This ain't no damn democracy" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  6. I said sorry already ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  7. Sorry ..... There are three sisters. The first one goes up to her mom and asks, "Mommy, why am I called Rose?" The mom answers, "That’s because a rose petal fell on my tummy while you were in there." The second sister goes up to her and asks, "Mommy, why am I called Violet?" The mom answers, "That’s because a violet petal fell on my tummy while you were in there." The third sister staggers up to her and asks, "Mahhmy, waiy am eye caw Piano?" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  8. damn - was just about to put up a post about canada. Where abouts you going? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  9. I've done 2 rodeos, and it's been in the 160 - 170 range ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  10. July 8, 2055 at the age of 73 years old Horrible Accident (24%) Heart Attack (14%) Cancer (14%) Alien Abduction (9%) Homicide (8%) Alcoholism (7%) Loneliness (5%) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  11. That one is 399 ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  12. NSFA you mean? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  13. Fly to exeter mate - I'll try and sort you out with a lift on the way past
  14. You got dizzy linked up to a pager or something so when a repost happens you can point it out? ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  15. SkydiveMonkey

    Helium

    Not to mention: ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  16. At a guess - "show the boobies" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  17. fuck em ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  18. "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic "That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon "Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn "What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo "Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney "Why?- Because its fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary "I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  19. Simple - I think you should vote for nethers ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  20. The Icon is out and about (looking like a damn nice rig as well) ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  21. Busted !! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  22. As he went off the side of the mountain and into freefall ... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages
  23. now you've reposted the link ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages