hobie331

I need to get a new pilot chute and someone at my dz suggested contacting a Kasier/Kiser or something like that. I was in a hurry to catch a plane and didn't get all the info and when I was done he wasn't available. If anybody can help, I'd appreciate it. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

I'm always afraid that at those temp's my nipples well get so hard they'll cut threw my chest strap before I deploy. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

We'll probably hit Air Cap this weekend since we have friends in town and it's closer. That is asuuming the temp gets above frostbite. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

When we were at Z-Hills last year they had trailers to rent for $25 a night. Personally, I think you need to move that trip back a weekend and go to Eloy and jump with us.

I'm trying to pull this off to go with you.

I don't know what's worse. Low clouds and rain, or blue skies with 15 mph winds and peak gusts at 30+mph. Oh well, got to jump all new rig yesterday. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

I don't care who you are, that shit's funny. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

No, no, say it isn't so. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

THE Jimmy is far to busy to post. He will most likely just materialize, so we should all be prepared to bow. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

I actually googled Jimmy's name. My computer shut down, rebooted and my wallpaper had changed to a picture of Jimmy flying headdown. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

Thanks for a great Friday afternoon and Saturday. Got to jump with old friends and made some new ones.

I've seen our DZO donate a tandem to a good cause then honor for at least a year. But then I jump at the best DZ in the USA. Geez, I'm such a suck-up. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

I have two cats that do that. If you can't find them, just wad up a piece of paper and they'll come running. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

Now that's freaky! It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

If one of the cat's hacks up a hairball in the middle of the night, the dog is all over. You know, I'm really sorry I happened on this forum. It's starting to make me realize how annoying my pets are. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

I have a cat that does the same thing. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

And, the problem was? Um yeah....8 women in one house = somone is always using feminine thingys + dog digging said feminine thingys out of trash = [insert puke icon here] Sorry, that was chauvinistic of me. But I have to ask, is that ICON thing a paid advertisement? It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

And, the problem was? It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

Suddenly my dog and two of the cats have taken to fighting. There isn't a problem with the dog or other two cats. It's constant hissing and pissing. The up side though is that I really don't notice it at the DZ. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

Well, I got up this morning and read, then had breakfast. This afternoon I watched TV, fell asleep and took a nap. Let's see, that leaves, um, I'll be back in a little bit. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

But this is a weekend and there are no soap operas on TV. What else is there for me to do? It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

Seeing as how OK weather doesn't seem that much different than KS weather, I'll take a stab at the forecast. There is a chance of cloudy clear skies with winds 0-35. Tornadoes, thunderstorms and mild conditions are a possibility between 12:00 AM and 11:59 PM. However, seeing as this is a forecast seven days ahead, I could be wrong, maybe. I am not a trained meterologist and not affiliated with any weather service or broadcast station. I did however, stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

A couple months ago while Martin was shut down for maintenance on 82X I contacted Milt about bringing a 4-way over to Suppesville for the day. He contacted Norm to fly but Norm was busy. However, at that time, Milt said if I could find a jump pilot we were more than welcome to come over. Unfortunately, ACDZ's standby pilots were all busy too, so I had to go break my leg somewhere else. Anyway, I obviously can't speak for Milt and Norm but it does appear that they are willing to work with people. Disclaimer: The information you see in my profile is really me. No names have been changed to protect the innocent. But then are any of us really innocent? It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

Recently came across a Time Out audible without manual, etc. Can't seem to find any info or anyone around out DZ that uses one. Anyone out there that can help? It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

Or like Phoenixlpr suggests. Sell it France. Although thay seem to like US hospitality better when it's given to then free of charge. It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.