SwampThing

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  1. Semper Fidelis Best of the 1/9 The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  2. You said STIFF! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  3. As long as you see fit to get the the Gossip Circle going....I hear Britney Spears has a DRUG PROBLEM! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  4. Semper Fi The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  5. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  6. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  7. That's kind of what I was getting at! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  8. That come in Men's sizes too? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  9. DEEP PURPLE The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  10. *** And that ladies & gentlemen is WHY it's there, it prepares you in a small way, to deal with the unexpected and / or unfamiliar variable. Takes you out of your self imposed comfort zone in a way that won't get you dead... ...MAKES you grow as a skydiver. Don't be afraid of the dark, it's the same as during the day...only darker! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  11. Back in the old days.....we had to lick our OWN bunghole.....and we LIKED it! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  12. Quote The HERPES thing! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  13. Quote A Flying Ice Cream Cone? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  14. Ummm...You don't happen to have a sister that's single do ya?! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  15. Not a slam at all! It's your canvas, put whatever is significant to you, that you want, on it !
  16. Here's one idea! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  17. Quote My wife says that A LOT! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  18. How about a cold nose to the crotch?! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  19. I wish I had boobies to, but then I would never leave the house. Quote At least not for a year and a day! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  20. The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  21. Quote Didn't I see something about that once on the crime show "City Confidential" ?! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  22. Guess it's a great way to find out if ya are! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  23. Pass The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  24. Umm, umm, umm... the other day I had a cool water sandwich and a sunday-go-to-meetin bun... Bow bow bow... Hee hee hee hee... what da ya want for nothing? ... a rubber biscuit? /\/\ The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"
  25. You ARE a skinny dick! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!"